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skiierman
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I think I have breast cancer. Got this weird lump on my man boob and it's bothering the hell out of me.





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Jan 26 2005 8:49PM
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Anathema
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I old friend had that on his left nipple, and it scared him. I think he's still alive... so you should be fine.



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Jan 26 2005 8:50PM
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PowderCanuck
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dunno. I used to always get bumbs on my neck but they were just... shit I forget what they're called...
anyways, just head for your doctor, he'll know better than any of us.



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Jan 26 2005 8:53PM
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skiierman
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Haha, naw it's a weird lump I got from eating shit today. I wonder what it is...





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Jan 26 2005 8:54PM
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dead
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hahah while reading this thing i felt my nippels, seems like i have them same 'problem' as you.



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Jan 26 2005 8:56PM
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LostCarKeys
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HAHA Nipple ---->(O)

Jan 26 2005 9:22PM
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PowderCanuck
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^that's the freakiest hugest nipple I've ever seen. Makes me think of those Tara Reed pics a while back.



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Jan 26 2005 9:24PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yea dude about 4 months back i got 2 small lumps. one under each nipple. they go away and come back. one fo my freinds went to the doctor and the doc said its like built up hormones or something
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Jan 26 2005 9:27PM
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*BeckyK*
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i bit my boyfriend's nipple and it broke... i never knew nipples could break until i broke his
Jan 26 2005 10:05PM
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haha, how do you break a nipple?







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Jan 26 2005 10:07PM
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*BeckyK*
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i don't know... but it got really red and puffy and swollen... this happened like a month and a half ago... and its still pretty bruised and super sensitive... i feel really bad about it
Jan 26 2005 10:19PM
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Bangor
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there's a point where rough isn't good anymore. like when you bite nipples off. that's bad, mmmmmk?
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Jan 26 2005 10:25PM
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Raek
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yeah theres a line...and thats way passed it....


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Jan 26 2005 10:28PM
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*BeckyK*
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we were just playing around and i nibbled on it,nothing rough or anything. but the doctor said that i hit the right spot
Jan 26 2005 10:32PM
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Raek
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damn... thats all that ican say if a girl that i was with did that....she wouldnt hear from me again... damn


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Jan 26 2005 10:34PM
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Anathema
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Is it gone yet skiierman?



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Jan 26 2005 10:43PM
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i thought this would be about Family Guy. UH-OH!
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Jan 26 2005 10:45PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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uhhh....thats weird


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Jan 26 2005 10:54PM
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(Jonesy)
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i got a fat lump on my man-breast when some fucker gave me a titty twister in like the 7th grade. it sucked huge balls.

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Jan 26 2005 11:02PM
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edmonton_skier
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when they go awasy its cause ur body is sure ur a man or else it means ur slowly turning into a girl. not even joking.
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Jan 27 2005 2:09AM
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davidh
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I have this weird lump right between my man boobs and it sucks.
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Jan 27 2005 2:16AM
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EndlessWinta77
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perhaps the lumps will sprout into triple nipples
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Jan 27 2005 2:51AM
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skiierman
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Hmmm... still there and I think he's there to stay. I'm going to name him I've decided... Herman, welcome to the family Herman!





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Jan 27 2005 8:56AM
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SkiBumDreams
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it could be a cyst, it could be a build up of mormones, or it could be caused by consuming too much caffeine
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Jan 27 2005 11:45AM
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kmo19
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my friend went around for about a month asking people to feel his breast cancer...it was a pretty big lump bt it went away after a while
Jan 27 2005 12:19PM
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dilla_says_go
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its a lymphnode, nothing to worrry about. everybody gets em.

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Jan 27 2005 12:28PM
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danbrown
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i have a huge uni-boob, i think its a chest bone that sticks wayyy too far out. My diving coach is a physical therapist and he said nothings wrong though.


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Jan 27 2005 12:45PM
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Stryken
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If it is right under your nipple dont worry about it, totally normal.

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Jan 27 2005 12:48PM
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almostaskier
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probably hormone glands, how old are you?

or a cheeto that migrated north
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Jan 27 2005 12:54PM
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threejay
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got that too...i've had it forever, but the doc just said its from weird hormone build up...in other words im a chick



Jan 27 2005 12:54PM
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switchskier88
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u said it was from eating shit like falling?? if you hit it hard and theres a bump it could be a hematoma which is pretty much like a pocket of blood, i fell on a rail and got one on my ass last year, they can drain them but they didnt do mine cause i wouldnt be able to keep an eye on it after and it would be at a high risk for infection
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Jan 27 2005 1:02PM
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ECfreeski3
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how old are you? lots of people get little bumps under their nips during puberty and theyre really sensitive. one of my less intelligent friends was convinced he had breast cancer for a long time and freaked out.
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Jan 27 2005 2:23PM
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lipen69
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they are called nipple nuggets, i used to have them and dont worry, i asked my doc and they go away and are not normal but not abnormal so you should be fine
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Jan 27 2005 2:30PM
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beer.
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^Word, I got em when I grew like 6 inches during the summer. It just means you have a massive level of hormones in your body, not a problem.
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Jan 27 2005 2:40PM
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skiierman
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I'm a little past puberty... haha. It probobly is just one of those pockets of blood or something.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Jan 27 2005 3:19PM
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if u think u got breast cancer dude go to the doctor
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Jan 27 2005 3:20PM
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hahaha whoever said he thought this was about family guy, that's some funny shit right there.
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Jan 27 2005 4:32PM
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Von
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guys this is about family guy remember the episode where peter thinks he has breast cancer good shit
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Jan 27 2005 4:35PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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nipple biting... kinky
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Jan 27 2005 4:39PM
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Raek
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^^ yeah and it turns out to be a carrot haha


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Jan 27 2005 10:08PM
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almostaskier
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or was it a cheeto?
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser! Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!! A yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

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Jan 28 2005 3:21AM
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danbrown
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cheeto


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Jan 28 2005 11:36AM
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SteezePatrol
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it's something that happens at the end of puberty
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Jan 28 2005 11:43AM
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nspen
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o sick lets all pretand that we have breast cancer
Jan 28 2005 11:47AM
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Raek
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oh yeah word damn and i just saw it yesterday too...my bad..


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