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freeskier53
Posts: 684 - Karma: 191
what are some funny ass thing to say to people when shitt talking or about to fight for example

'im gunna fuckstart ur snot box bitch'
Jan 25 2005 9:37PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
yo' mamma jokes work quite nicely... esp. if you can come up with more than the other person
Jan 25 2005 9:50PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
i say so uhm....... and then just punch them in the nose and then laugh afterwards. It's quite funny.
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'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ



Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society





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Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
Jan 25 2005 9:56PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
say 'The only smart thing that ever came out of your mouth was Einstiens dick, you bitch'
Jan 25 2005 9:59PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
^^ thats good!
Jan 25 2005 10:30PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
call em a 'facehead.' And while they're sitting there confused trying to figure out what the fuck a facehead is, punch em in the face.



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Jan 25 2005 11:23PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
^brilliant!
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Jan 25 2005 11:25PM
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steeziemaster
Posts: 220 - Karma: 10
that einstein thing is the best thing ive ever heard
'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man
Jan 26 2005 12:11AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
look at the person, then open your mouth to say something, but instead of a witty comment, yell 'bitch!' and kick them in the balls
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Jan 26 2005 12:13AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
^^ ooh even better, don't yell bitch, scream bitch as loud as you can really high pitched. ah, that made me chuckle.

- Sasha



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Jan 26 2005 12:14AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
'you like thunderstorms big boy??'
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Jan 26 2005 11:27AM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
you fuckin kill them cause they say stezze every other word god it gets anoying spence

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Jan 26 2005 4:25PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Naw just get in real close during a fight and be like 'I AM GAY' people are always so homophobic they get off then punch then in the face as they back away...
Jan 26 2005 5:45PM
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169_pistols
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
why would u ask that, cant think of nething urself to be funny and show off in front of ur friends
Feb 22 2005 12:12PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
say if you fight me i will burn all of your living family alive....wait uhhh sorry i have to go
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HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION

APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI
Feb 22 2005 12:28PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Shit talking is for pussies, if you are actually going to do something then you might as well skip all the bullshit and go straight to curb stomping.


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Feb 22 2005 12:37PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
instead of shit talking just give him an arabian gas mask when he goes to sleep







I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Feb 22 2005 12:40PM
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