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Line Motherships 05/06 STOLEN

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craigcski
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YO WHOEVER TOOK MY SKIS GIVE THEM BACK AND I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE. I AM ONE OF THE VERY SELECT FEW THAT HAVE THESE SKIS. AND IF THEY SHOW UP WITH SOMEONE SKIING THEM, THE OUTCOME OF THATS PERSON(S) FUTURE WILL NOT BE
SO FUTURISTIC.

P.S. I AM STRAPPED AT ALL TIMES
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Jan 23 2005 6:30PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
i stole them..
Jan 23 2005 6:32PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
I feel bad for you, but if I was rocking next year's Lines I would lock them up. But I ride 3 year old Dynastar concepts, so I shouldn't be talking.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Jan 23 2005 6:32PM
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d_structure_power
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
i stole skis and 2 h later i realized they were mine so i gave them back
Jan 23 2005 6:33PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
haha, balls to you my friend, that sucks
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Jan 23 2005 6:33PM
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Jibtech
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Craig may be a little cunt, but man, he has the fucking kung fu grip from hell.

I'd suggest giving the skis back.










Jan 23 2005 6:33PM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
im sitting next to Craig, and I can confirm he has a 457. magnum with a 1 foot barrel, all Chuck Bronson death wish style

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Jan 23 2005 6:37PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
where did you leave them...were they stolen from ur house? line must be pissed at you now!
i like cheese
Jan 23 2005 6:39PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
they'll be all up on ebay









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 23 2005 6:42PM
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kyle_w
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i can see it now 'brand new 05/06 line motherships given to me as a present from craig coker'









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 23 2005 6:43PM
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Grammar_Nazi
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i would pay so much for those on ebay
i like cheese
Jan 23 2005 6:44PM
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mnjib
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where were they stolen from?
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Jan 23 2005 6:46PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
US Open in the front at the drop off area late last night
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Jan 23 2005 6:48PM
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Grammar_Nazi
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shit, fucking fags that sux dude...what did line say?
i like cheese
Jan 23 2005 6:49PM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
somebody is a dumshit, cuz with the # of people rockin those skis, hes gonna get caught, and gang beat by all of NS and the line team

i rock the pow like none other
Jan 23 2005 6:52PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
hes gonna get G-Stomped so hard
i like cheese
Jan 23 2005 6:53PM
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MrPantyDropper
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is craigcski craig coker?
Jan 23 2005 6:53PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
that royally sucks, your lucky in the sence that atleast they will be easy to spot, but other than that craig that blows



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Jan 23 2005 6:55PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Holy crap...that sucks so much!! At least they are rare (for now...) so they'll be easier to track down.

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Jan 23 2005 6:55PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
ouch!
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Jan 23 2005 7:00PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
what kind of a person would steal skis ? fuck stealers fuck them in the bumm
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ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 23 2005 7:03PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 11
it won't be to hard to spot those skis on the hill if they're 05/06

roles royce is a car to be driven in, bentley is a car to drive

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Jan 23 2005 7:35PM
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beartrap
Posts: 451 - Karma: 10
what bastards.....find there ass's and kill them
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Jan 23 2005 7:38PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
horrible. i thought everyone there had enough respect for each other not to steal others skis

'well clearly im an not that smart' - publicenemy1023

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Jan 23 2005 7:44PM
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guyunit
Posts: 279 - Karma: 11
i stole my skiis straight outta the shope...all i had 2 do was slip the shop keeper $600 and he turned a blind eye as i made my getaway...but on a more serious not i think people who steal skis r scum and should die
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Jan 23 2005 7:47PM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
you're just gonna have to post a pic so we can ID them


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Jan 23 2005 7:47PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
yea NS crew can fuck people over like the spammer back in august when his phone # got out



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Jan 23 2005 7:50PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
yo i live in the boonies so i won't see them but none the less will have my eyes peeled, and my 20 gauge double barrel shot gun loaded read to pepper the cheap fuck who stole your sticks.



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Jan 23 2005 8:08PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
could it be a friend took them as a joke?





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Jan 23 2005 8:09PM
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knotbox
Posts: 1790 - Karma: 13
dude ill look out for them what a dumb fucker though there arent many people with unreleased lines bad choice for stealin what a fuckhead i mean who the fuck steals skis its like the scum of skiing society that huckers and lui kangs i bet the guy that stole them is wearing tight pants some homo jacket and briko goggles adn is huckin 1080 luikangs off cattracks as we speak fithy fuckin scum



Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
Jan 23 2005 8:14PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
i saw them sitting there after the big air if that helps any.
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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Suck my Dick!
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Jan 23 2005 8:16PM
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PeterTosh
Posts: 910 - Karma: 615
CRAIG YOU LEFT YOUR FUCKING SKIS AT THE BASE OF GOLDEN PEAK ALL NIGHT. I SAW THEM STILL THERE IN FRONT OF THE LODGE AT 8:45. I THINK SAYING I GAVE AWAY MY NEW SKIS. FUCK!!!











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Jan 23 2005 8:24PM
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skibum®
Posts: 520 - Karma: 13
holy shit, im sorry about that, but you'd think that the person who stole them wouldnt be riding them cuz they'd be easy to spot, but then again he is stupid enough to steal so let's just hope hes stupid enough to ride them in public
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Jan 23 2005 8:26PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
shit.
SKI FOR LIFE!



If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.

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Jan 23 2005 8:28PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
just keep an eye out and make sure if you find the person the punishment is harsh and includes a dull heavy object
Jan 23 2005 8:32PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
What the fuck... I hope you get them back. Hopefully it shouldn't be too hard.


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Jan 23 2005 8:50PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
maybie it's the mountain that took them if they got lost in the morning you know they were there all the night

but that sucks for I hope you'll get them back
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Jan 23 2005 8:52PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
yo fuck everyone who steals twin tips and I know most of you who do are probably members of this site. Why would you do that shit to a fellow newschooler, go f yourselves, if I ever see anyone touch my ski I will sodimize you with my pole sideways
Jan 23 2005 8:55PM
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SnowCoast
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^Painful thoughts.
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Jan 23 2005 9:34PM
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skibum193
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ya, pics wud make them easier to find

i rock the pow like none other
Jan 23 2005 9:41PM
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Cork5TrueTail
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this was on lines home page
i love skiing
Jan 23 2005 9:44PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
yea dude, dont fuck with coker, he has facial hair...


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Jan 23 2005 9:45PM
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Ryno
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and mad poker skills...we all know skills are requied these days...like numb-chuck and computer hacking skills
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Jan 23 2005 9:48PM
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Cork5TrueTail
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^haha littlefreerider
i love skiing
Jan 23 2005 10:00PM
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Joemuench
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good luck finding them
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/9976723
Jan 23 2005 10:22PM
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NBCskier
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lucky whoever stole um

SGB



'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

Jan 23 2005 10:34PM
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TwinTipWonder
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Dont be stupid about your skis. LATE LAST NIGHT. What an easy swipe man. Kinda like why so many more cars get stolen in the winter time than summer, cuz people start their cars to warm up, then they go get a cup of coffee. The theifs dont even have to start the thing, they just go. Be smart next time.
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Jan 23 2005 11:01PM
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sherLocke
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NS cracks me up
1.)they were left in an easy spot from what it sounds
2.)they were not locked up
3.)they are unreleased skis, upping the value

now if this was some no-name from the sticks everybody would be bashing the hell out of him on how he shouldnt leave his ski out and unlocked.

but NOOOOOO its craig coker, so lets all suck his dick because hes a pro and its ok if pros do stupid things because they are godly right? no, sorry, pros are just regular guys. craig your a great skier but an asshole for leaving your skis out at night unlocked and unsupervised and then complaining when they get stolen. you made a mistake and its all good, just don't complain about it because really, what did you expect?

and the rest of you are fucktards, im gettin sick of NS.


'The girl skiers fuckin suck, if i had a vagina i'd be pro.'
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Jan 23 2005 11:35PM
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gambino500014
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but in all reality, whos steals craig cokers skis? honestly? thats like beating up jesus......
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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Jan 23 2005 11:42PM
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sherLocke
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yeah because im sure the person who stole them knew that... a ski thief who spots unreleased skis is gonna nab them what do you expect?


'The girl skiers fuckin suck, if i had a vagina i'd be pro.'
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Jan 23 2005 11:44PM
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gambino500014
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well who steals any skis anyways, now that they know there craigs, they should get ontop of the fridge and place the skis in there asshole, and jump the fuck off with all there weight on the skis......
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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