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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
So I am pretty drunk right now. I just dragged my ass back from a good party...mmmmm Jello wrestling and hot girls. It's all good but I fell down on a sidewalk and ripped through my jeans and cut the shit out of my knee. The blood has now glued my knee to my jeans. Fuck this hurts. Damn it...and now I have to climb into my lofted bed.
Jan 23 2005 4:06AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
No drunk can spell that well.







Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
Jan 23 2005 4:25AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
you would be suprised



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Jan 23 2005 7:11AM
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skiman540
Posts: 543 - Karma: 12
drunk football at 4am in the snow = awesome



I ski Killington

College passes are awesome
Jan 23 2005 10:07AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I must say you do have great spelling for a drunk, he probably revised in close to 8 times to make in correct though
Jan 23 2005 10:17AM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Good job on not driving though Drunk driving is not cool
The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
Jan 23 2005 12:13PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
i type good when i'm drunk for the most part. i actually take the time to correct my mistakes.
Jan 23 2005 12:52PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
It's really hard to find all the keys, and punctuation is out of the question.
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 23 2005 7:17PM
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-=koLLac=-
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especially since some idiot designed a keybord completely out of alphabetical order....idiot









i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
Jan 23 2005 7:18PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
They did that so the typists back in the old days would go slower and not jam up the typewriters.
-CraigeD
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Jan 23 2005 7:25PM
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g-dawg
Posts: 312 - Karma: 11
yo yo yo whutp, to that comment about no drunk can type that well, ur dumb. I think this is the first person ever on ns to actually be drunk when he says all those 10 yr olds who go on ns and are like iM s drunkfe rigt npw are obviously now PEACE OUT
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Jan 23 2005 7:54PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^ what? no


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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

Jan 23 2005 7:56PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha g dawg stole my socks

..... i dont want them back
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 23 2005 8:31PM
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Freestylindude
Posts: 1141 - Karma: 10
redbull and vodka...cannot be beat


meep meep i come from planet zardar and i love big black cock - Lateralis
Jan 23 2005 10:02PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
I hate gin. It's hard to even get your mouth near the shit.
-CraigeD
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Jan 23 2005 10:02PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
haha wow. i can't spell for shit when i'm drunk. i lose all coordination so i bang on about 5 kys at the same time. i usually can't see either so revising my work wouldn't help.

- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
Jan 24 2005 12:22AM
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guyunit
Posts: 279 - Karma: 11
i usually dont sit at home on the computer when im drunk
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Keeping New Zealand beautiful
Jan 24 2005 12:28AM
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SchweitzerSki
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^i was just going to say that
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ba-dum-ching!
Jan 24 2005 12:30AM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
actually i think most people can type fine trashed. in my opinion people who make 'im drunk' posts are usually fucking up their spelling on purpose
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Jan 24 2005 12:38AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
^ it really depends on how drunk you are though

- Sasha



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Jan 24 2005 12:39AM
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EndlessWinta77
Posts: 560 - Karma: 13
some people are really sober drunks..... like myself... i can talk, walk, and type fine and wake up and not remember what happened
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When worst comes to worst skiing comes first.
Jan 24 2005 1:55AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
whenever im typing drunk, i'll take a looong time to type it,then revise it, then edit, then masterbate, then click enter and after a good night's work go to bed. maybe masterbate again...

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

-twintipteles
Jan 24 2005 2:00AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha just like your sig ^
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 24 2005 2:04AM
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t-roy
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^^^whoever said somehting about red bull and vodka...i wouldn't drink that anymore. i've heard bad rumors that that combination can defiantely kill you. the caffeine makes your heart rate sky rocket and the alcohol does something else which in combination with the fast heart rate can kill you somehow...or so i've heard
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Jan 24 2005 11:02AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
its not that you sit at home when your drunk, but after the night is over you dont feel liek sleeping and you go on NS. It a solid way to end the night before passing out. And yeah, my typing it definetly better when im hammered, it just takes forever.









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Jan 24 2005 12:59PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
thats some damn good typing for a drunk guy.
Jan 24 2005 3:17PM
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Sinister
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t- roy, i know dozens of people who drink rede bull with vodka and they're fine. They told you that to scare u. It tastes so bad tho. I only drink beers, and occasionally, whiskey or vodka mixed with some coke, water, or fanta.
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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
Jan 24 2005 3:26PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21680 - Karma: 4,227
well then go with Red Bull+Yaegermeister= Yaeger bomb= the shit
Jan 24 2005 3:35PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21680 - Karma: 4,227
my bad on the spelling but now you can buy a drink that is part energy drink part malt liquor and it is pretty big at my school
Jan 24 2005 3:51PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
For the record I was drunk when I wrote this post. Dishwalla said it all...just read his shit. I would say some shit about how everyone should have read the post in the first place before saying anything like 'why were you sitting at home drunk' but I think it is pretty funny that everyone put that much thought into contemplating if I really was drunk.
Jan 24 2005 3:54PM
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Onskis1111
Posts: 821 - Karma: 10
its all in your head, typing is easy


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What goes on in the gondala stays in the gondala
Jan 24 2005 4:09PM
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