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DONT DOWNLOAD PORN ON THE INTERNET
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STR8 FROM NS RADIO
' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.
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it's bad for you
haha i heard it too
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
ba-dum-ching!
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MAN YOU MUST LOVE CAPS LOCK
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it makes your cock smaller...when i started it already wasnt THAT big, but now its like a goddamn asparagus...
' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.
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hahahahaha
I'm White?
Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy
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where else am I going to download porn?
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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^hahaha
«*$*Carney*$*»
Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
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davidh, ask Lat, he knows all about porn. And yes, internet porn is very bad.
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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no more...too much stuff on the desktop and my mom blaming it on me...even though i don't think it was me
Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
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How is internet porn very bad? I think its fantastic, have you ever tried to buy porn at a store? Its fucking outrageous
We pay our debt sometimes.
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Diabolicvideo.com, best porn there is.
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downloading porn is wonderful. free but yes it can be harmful to your computer but i dont give a shit. whats more important? getting a sleazy ass virus on your computer or wanking it to some hardcore barely 18 porn movie and busting a huge nut?
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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^ God damnit Lat, don't make me choose...
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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the choice is obvious
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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^ For me it isn't as black and white. You see, I have unlimited acess to hundreds of free porn videos, but I have to drive and pick them up, while on the computer I can risk to get those same free videos but with less hassle... What should I do???
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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get girlfriends. you'll stop dling porn and your pc will be sure.
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
BUSH WON!!
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^Dumbass...The possibility to have sex doesn't put out the fact that I also wanna wank. I have a lot of sex, but I also wank a lot. What better way to wank than to download porn or stream worldsex.com.
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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This thread is way to gay to continue.
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“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�
'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Än Eye For An Eye, And Soon The Whole World Is Blind
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i like skipimps icon
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
ska is dead.... and you're next !
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Mike-O's post cracks me up....that's so nice
i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy
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Does this stupid kid actually scream everything he says? or does he just do it to be an attention whore...
yeah, rockin' the heartagram.
...ccr/dfp represent
feel the rush
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it's a little of both I'd say.
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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if you play with yourself tomuch you'll go blind
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im so fucked. damnit.
Turtle: Cmon guys get dates, it'll be like Prom! Eric: So I guess that means you won't have a date
Turtle: Fuck you guys, I told you 10,000 fucking times, she had food poisoning!-Entourage HBO
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well since im asian, my dick is so small i cant really whack it so porn is useless
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thats to bad, and for whoever said youll go blind, i see just fine 20/20
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'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
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wow, so THATS why i have such a strong prescription now.
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^^ ahahahaha, hilarious, yet sadly true!
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
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lat, u neva stop amazing me with some of the things u say, alltho this wasnt to out of the norm, but still
we need sum1 else like u on this site
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Mike-O took the words right outta my mouth. no matter how much sex a man gets, he'll always want porn before going to sleep
'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'
-twintipteles
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just get a mac, no virus..i download porn from limewire often, and its no problem... its healty to mastrubate.
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And never mind that noise you heard
It’s just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head
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^True, sometimes I'm not as horny if I don't mastrurbate enough. Sometimes it's vice versa: I go to my girl and just rip off her clothes, nut etc.
Big + : if you stop releasing your semen often, you cum too soon when you fuck. Or make love..whatever. ;)
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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masturbating is soooo ridiculous. just imagine one second someone could watch while you do it.
need a very low respect of yourself to masterbate.
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
BUSH WON!!
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^^^ what the fuck is wrong with you?? low self respect if you masturbate???? jesus fucken christ are you some sort of moron?? i wank it pretty much every fucken day and that makes me want to kill myself. fucken masturbation i knew i should of never grasped my wang years ago when i started to get sexual feelings. its all backfiring on me now since i hate myself. go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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^i never meant :'no one should masturbate'! i just express how i feel.
my gf completes me. i do not need or want or even think about masturbating.
now, do what you want man.
being masterbated by your gf is way better.(i guess).
aren't you a little rude?
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
BUSH WON!!
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no im not a little rude........
im being completely fucken rude to your panzy ass. i dont give a shit if 'your gf completes you' what, does she fuck you in the ass too?? so during sexual activity you dont touch your dick at all?? are you some sort of homophobe thats scared of your own penis?
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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much more simpler than that dude. even you can understand:
i do not feel any need or want to do it.
so fuck your right hand if you want and be proud of it, tell it to teachers, mom or friend s if you want , i don't giv a ...
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
BUSH WON!!
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what makes you think im proud of jerking off?? from what i hear it makes you lose self respect so thanks for the advice shit head. im gonna go jerk off and then im gonna proceed to hanging myself in the shower with 60lb test fishing line
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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'no im not a little rude........
im being completely fucken rude to your panzy ass. i dont give a shit if 'your gf completes you' what, does she fuck you in the ass too?? so during sexual activity you dont touch your dick at all?? are you some sort of homophobe thats scared of your own penis?' -Lateralis
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Proud wankers slash fuckers unite!
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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ahhaahhahaha holy shit, this is some of lateralis' best shit
'you fucking anal carrot' omg that golden!
Drop Cliffs not Bombs
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i get it from my gf all the time but i still beat off punk riders a homo
D$
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like seriously, how can you not jerk off?? even during sex you jerk off when your blowing a load all over your gf's stomach, tits, ass, face, gett hands anywhere you like.
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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^ Word. Cumming on the tummy is awsome, especially when she doesn't say anything about it. Even when she does, you slap her and call it love.
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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isnt it obvious the guys going for the world record in massive balls
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whack to my icon??? thats just wierd.............but i can live with that
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
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Lateralis', you are funnnnnnnny shit Lmfao!.definitly funniest person on NewSchoolers. and i dont understand why wackin off is such a bad thing, fuck..if ur girl can't do the job,why can't you?
Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
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i dont even have internet
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^^ no one cares about you, the topic in this thread is about whacking off although it was about internet porn
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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man lat ur golden... and fuck punk_rider. i bet you havent gotten to puberty and that ur still afraid of ur 'snake'( or should i say worm..).
fuck you.... wankers = gangsters
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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
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edorf, are you related to stephen dorfe?? cuz that would be sick and wank it for you
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
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