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only thing better than a puppy

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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
is a kitty.......

...shaped like a jar

bonsaikitten.com

sorry i dont do the whole link thing
Jan 21 2005 2:23PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
'Bonsai Kitten is not responsible for the loss or damage of any kitten during shipping to us.'

Peta is gonna own there asses
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Jan 21 2005 2:37PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
^hahaha yeah PETA is gonna come down on those suckas

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Jan 21 2005 2:38PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Thats just plain fucking stupid...

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Jan 21 2005 2:42PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
cats suck. They're unpredictable.



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feel the rush
Jan 21 2005 2:44PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
the only thing better than a puppy is probably two puppies.
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Jan 21 2005 3:36PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
cats suck. this is a stupid post
Jan 21 2005 4:08PM
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Jenna1106
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that's madd old...i saw that when i was in like 5th grade and was first discovering the internet.
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Jan 21 2005 4:34PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
Thats sick and appauling.... yet it turns me on!


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Jan 21 2005 4:59PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
hahaahhahahaha what the fuck



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Jan 21 2005 5:02PM
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DAMICO
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 12
only the japs whould do a thing like that

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Jan 21 2005 5:44PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
that is horrible the worst thing ive ever seen
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Jan 21 2005 8:57PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
thats some shit.

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Jan 21 2005 9:06PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Cats have scracthy toungs. :)





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Jan 21 2005 9:06PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
yea that is pretty bad


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Jan 21 2005 9:11PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
i love puppies, but cats are fun if u have a lazer pointer and there on nip, they go wack
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Jan 22 2005 9:47AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
Super Glued Kitty Anus, good name for a rock band
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

foot in mouth disease, its a curse...

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Jan 22 2005 10:19AM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
hey skiierman, learn to spell 'tongue'
Jan 22 2005 10:50AM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
no kitten should ever have to be put in a jar. that is so sad.




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Jan 22 2005 11:28AM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
wow fucked up
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Jan 22 2005 12:13PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
thats pretty bad
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Jan 22 2005 12:55PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
ECboarder, my bad. I think I should learn how to spell scratchy right also... but naw I suck at life.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 22 2005 1:25PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
haha they have scratchy tongues. yes yes they do and sometimes they hurt. thats a stupid thing to do to apoor kitten.. grrr stupid japs


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Jan 22 2005 1:38PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
That's why the peanut butter on the balls only works with dogs.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 22 2005 1:40PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
From their guestbook:

''From Martin Harrity Date: Sat, 27 Jan 2001

I have been trying your techniques with limited success. Tell me would the removal of internal organs from the kitty before it is placed in the container make it any more maliable? Also my first two attempts went badly wrong. I attempted to reshape the kittys' joints to the desired angle by breaking the bones and resetting them. Unfortunately infection set in and the both kittys had to be destroyed. This sure can be an expensive hobby especially if people are not as talented as you! That's the 3rd kitty I've had die on me (the other one puked up while in the container and drowned). Any tips would be most welcome!''

Dear Martin,
While some spectacular results have been achieved with surgical alterations, in general we do not recommend them due to the complications that can arise and the corresponding low success rate, as you have discovered. Many of the shapes that you may be aiming for can be achieved with custom constriction instead of surgery. Please get in touch with us regarding your specific visions and we will see if we can help.

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Jan 22 2005 1:53PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
From Jessica Hendry Date: Sun, 28 Jan 2001
Ok I must say that usually I dont think that anything is really wrong, but being a person who favors animals over the well being of any human being, I was and am greatly. I can't believe that someone could do that to a poor hepless kitten. That's just wrong, and any preson who could do that is far past fucked as far as I can see it. I mean go ahead and post pics. of someone who has been killed and burned, but I mean cmon, poor cats don't diserve that. Like I said I far more value the life of a cat that can't do anything as opposed to a person who could, plus I never really have been much of a ppl person.

Dear Jessica,

As much as we try to tailor our products so that we offer something for everyone, we find your priorities quite ridiculous. Although there are innumerable instances of housecats feeding on their recently-deceased owners, there is simply no way that we could make a viable side business from selling pictures of 'human cat food'. Cats simply do not have the financial wherewithal or Web shopping abilities to keep the market afloat, and our site would quickly go the way of so many other 'dot-coms' if we were to try.

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Jan 22 2005 1:56PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
The only thing better than a puppy is a pussy.



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 22 2005 5:26PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
That site is fucking disgusting.
I saw it like 2 years ago.
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Jan 22 2005 5:30PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
did none of you realized that's a big fuckin joke?
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Jan 22 2005 10:33PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
haha I don't care that is seriously the hardest I've ever laughed while browsing the internet.

What makes you think the Japs invented that?

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Jan 23 2005 12:09AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
The computer case one is hilarious though.
The petting hole is great.
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Jan 23 2005 4:55AM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
so sad... i want to cry... but is it for real??
Jan 23 2005 3:51PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
After reading all the pages on the site, it seems like a joke.
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Jan 23 2005 7:28PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
woo hoo! the clue train, last stop me: its a joke! no way!!!!!!!! i was so totaly fooled, but i love the concept of super gluing my cats butt............ its so cool, how could it not be true?!!!
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

foot in mouth disease, its a curse...

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, so that whosoever believes in Him will not perish but recieve eternal life.
Jan 24 2005 11:00AM
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