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Woman Gives Birth to Giant Baby

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Tosh
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SAO PAULO, Brazil - A woman in northeastern Brazil has given birth to what one doctor called a 'giant baby,' a boy weighing 16.7 pounds.


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Francisca Ramos dos Santos, 38, gave birth to the healthy boy named Ademilton on Tuesday at a hospital in Salvador, 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo. He was the largest baby born at the Albert Sabin Maternity Hospital in its 12-year history, the hospital said.


'Obviously the baby was born by Caesarean section,' hospital director Rita Leal said. 'Both mother and baby are doing just fine.'

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=534&e=2&u=/ap/20050120/ap_on_he_me/brazil_big_baby

Jan 21 2005 1:44PM
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I wonder how big the mother and father are...
Jan 21 2005 1:58PM
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She must have ripped.



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Jan 21 2005 2:35PM
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maybe itll be the fattest person in the world when hes older
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Jan 21 2005 2:38PM
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Jan 21 2005 2:42PM
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mom had some diabetic disorder that caused baby to get enormous.....and it was a c-section because there's no way that monstrosity was coming out the natural way



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Jan 21 2005 2:43PM
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monstrosity. Yeah man. That's one beast of a baby



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Jan 21 2005 2:44PM
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naw that's just gary coleman.


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Jan 21 2005 2:47PM
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Jan 21 2005 2:55PM
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That kid is enormous.




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Jan 21 2005 2:56PM
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talk about pain...wow



Jan 21 2005 3:30PM
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ya her vag has got to be pissed...

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Jan 21 2005 5:46PM
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she didnt use it moron, its called a c section


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Jan 21 2005 5:49PM
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Jan 21 2005 5:53PM
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaha


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A 38 year-old woman in Brazil has to be feeling a lot better today. It only makes sense after she delivered a 16 pound, 11 ounce baby boy. Yeah, you head me right, 16, 11. Francisca Ramos dos Santos, delivered the almost 17 pound kid in Salvador, Brazil. It is the largest baby in the history of the hospital and it is assumed to be the largest ever born in the history of the country. Uh, yeah probably. 16 pounds, 11 ounce ademilton was her third child. She suffers from diabetes and diabetics often deliver large babies according to a hospital spokesperson.

Large, sure, but full gown children?

Are they sure that she just didn’t keep that kid in there for an extra nine months. Did she just forget to squeeze the kid out and thought she would go around the horn again and do another nine months? A nearly 17 pound baby? And needless to say the young man, and I use that term on purpose, was delivered by cesarean section. Um, I would sure as hell hope so. I don’t think junior was coming out the old fashioned way. Did the kid have his drivers license when he came out? Did he have a family of his own? Was his 6 feet tall? I’m sorry, but people can’t be going around popping out kids that are the size of two year olds. That’s not healthy. How big is this kid going to be when he is finished growing? 7’10’’, 500 pounds? That would be about right, considering where he is starting from.

The hospital spokesperson also added this, “she knew Ademilton would be a big baby but not this big. She, her husband and the hospital staff were all caught by surprise.� Yeah, I would imagine that they were. A kid pops out with a 5 o’clock shadow, I would imagine that is pretty surprising.


Jan 21 2005 5:58PM
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i bet that baby has a bigger dick then ATLANTASKI
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Jan 21 2005 6:03PM
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i dont think he even has one
Jan 21 2005 6:04PM
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holy crap the things the size of a 3 yearold
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Jan 21 2005 6:12PM
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are youi kiddign atlantaski has a cock that could consume that baby.



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Jan 21 2005 9:45PM
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east coast pride thank you for the funniest thing ive heard allll day



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Jan 22 2005 12:09AM
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Jan 22 2005 12:14AM
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one large mofo...









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Jan 22 2005 8:39AM
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big ass baby right there. holy shit.
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Jan 22 2005 9:38AM
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EastCoastPride, hahahahahahaha.
Jan 22 2005 9:43AM
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damn..there's got so be something in brazil's water system
Jan 22 2005 11:00AM
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radiation damage right there

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Jan 22 2005 11:04AM
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the mother didnt watch her sugar levles when pregnant thats why the baby is so big. or so thats what i heard
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Jan 22 2005 11:59AM
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ewwww that father must have some giant sperm
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Jan 22 2005 1:14PM
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That's one hell of a shit.





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Jan 22 2005 1:28PM
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haha
Jan 24 2005 1:09PM
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Jan 24 2005 1:25PM
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I don't think it's that funny. That kid won't get to the age of 40. His heart will collapse or somethin' like that. That's not a healthy baby.
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Jan 24 2005 2:55PM
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holy saht, that baby is HUGE



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