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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
so this is a humourus story about love and loss, and its all my fault. me and this girl were close and gonna go out but then she was gone for the weekend and since we wernt dating i didnt see how i could be with anyone else, so i made out with this girl that goes to the same school as the other girl, so she finds out when she gets back and is pissed, well we didnt go out but still think about it until the other nite i said we should just try it but then she brings up what happened with this girl, and i remebered something. me and this other girl has sex the night before and i really didnt think anything of it and was like oh shit i just ruined my chances with the girl i was tlkin to, so i told her and now were never gonna go out. hahahaha funny right? i suck
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Jan 21 2005 10:26AM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
Is english your first language? Kinda hard to read.

Smuggs kicks ass



Fat skis, Tight trees
Jan 21 2005 10:28AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
GARBLE!
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha


ba-dum-ching!
Jan 21 2005 10:44AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
wow, that could be the most poorly written post in history. no wonder you can't get real women.
i ski for Head
Jan 21 2005 10:47AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
basically, he was going for one chick, and ended up fucking another girl the weekend the 1st one went away.
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Jan 21 2005 10:48AM
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40calGlockSkier
Posts: 176 - Karma: 9
Great story, #ucker.

Hesitation = Devastation

'You know there are a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept asking me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.'
Jan 21 2005 11:05AM
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From_Hell
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
haha, you suck.
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
Jan 21 2005 12:11PM
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DAMICO
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 12
ya please translate the last sentences...

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Jan 21 2005 12:14PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
3 sentences total i think


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jan 21 2005 12:28PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
You sound like a 15 year old girl telling girly stories to her friends.


Responsability,what's that?
Jan 21 2005 12:31PM
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lucyford
Posts: 4742 - Karma: 15
you sound devastated




far too fly to stay stationary...
Jan 21 2005 1:22PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
haha^
looks like you lost some booty...thats a shame
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Jan 21 2005 1:50PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
what ones hotter
Jan 21 2005 1:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
I didn't take the time to read it, after I saw the second post. So, I'm going to take a shot at it and say, yes. Yes I agree, kill that bitch.



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

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feel the rush
Jan 21 2005 1:55PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
ncie try at bragging, you just made yourself out to be a stupud douche



Like a virgin on prom night



A few soft moans



You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself



When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah



You A-hole
Jan 21 2005 2:00PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
wiggity wiggity what



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Jan 21 2005 2:03PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
he skis at cannonsburg, what the hell can you expect.
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Jan 21 2005 3:18PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
that made perfect sense, hard to follow maybe b/c there were no names, and i think i said has sex instead of had sex
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Jan 21 2005 3:19PM
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Bluefizz
Posts: 226 - Karma: 10
bluh bluh bluh blah.
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[BlueFizz | NOC]
Jan 21 2005 3:54PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
uhh do u take english as a foreign language? def got kinda lost. work on your ppl skills too.
Jan 21 2005 3:57PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
i dont understand. please someones translate into real coherent english




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Jan 21 2005 3:58PM
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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
OK this one guy he has sex with.. then this old lady came in... something like that. Oh, and it's at a school
Jan 21 2005 4:11PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
uh, you idiot
*Laura*


my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
Jan 21 2005 5:31PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Wow, not funny at all.


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Jan 21 2005 5:40PM
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mssprk_dan
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
^ agreed, more like sad
Jan 21 2005 6:10PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ya kinda hard to read n not funny so its pointless
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Jan 21 2005 6:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
who cares dude, if she bitches at you go for what you can get, it shouldent have hurt any one, its not like you two were goin out.
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Jan 21 2005 7:10PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Nothing wrong with it. See this is why woman cannot be president.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 21 2005 8:31PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
I dont unda Stand
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I Heart Skiing
Jan 21 2005 8:50PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
i think you say 'yo bitch i would be wit choo but you left and you know your dutie is to be on your knees 24/7 smiling like a donut'



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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy

Jan 21 2005 9:34PM
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T-Valley_skier
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
As long as you don't get a call from her pappy saying you fathered some grandkids.
By the way, if nobody has told you yet, your English sucks
Warren Miller: If God had intended skis not to be made of wood he would have made trees of fiberglass.
Jan 21 2005 9:36PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
poor guy


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Jan 21 2005 10:19PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
so this is a humourus story about love and loss, and its all my fault. me and this girl were close and gonna go out but then she was gone for the weekend and since we wernt dating i didnt see how i could be with anyone else, so i made out with this girl that goes to the same school as the other girl, so she finds out when she gets back and is pissed, well we didnt go out but still think about it until the other nite i said we should just try it but then she brings up what happened with this girl, and i remebered something. me and this other girl has sex the night before and i really didnt think anything of it and was like oh shit i just ruined my chances with the girl i was tlkin to, so i told her and now were never gonna go out. hahahaha funny right? i suck

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A magical story of love, loss, and humor; the following events are all my fault:

Over the last weekend a sequence of events took place that ruined my chances with another girl who just happened to go to same educational institution as the girl he was 'close' to. An unfortunate turn of fate, the girl he was 'close' to was away for the weekend. Being the horny 16 year old he is, he found this 'other' girl to have some fun with, because he was not technically going out with the girl he was 'close' to. They ended up having fairly unexceptional sex (considering he forgot about it) and when the girl he was 'close' to found out, she dumped his wigger ass and now he's a little bitch who's wallowing in self pity.
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Jan 21 2005 10:36PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
dude you have to be smart. girls will like you but they always wait and make sure you won't do shit like that before they go out with you. THINK NEXT TIME.





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Jan 21 2005 11:06PM
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Forum*
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lying always works
«*$*Carney*$*»

Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jan 21 2005 11:38PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ok that was close, but the order got mixed up, im 18, the sex was bad, prolly cuz we 69ed before it...i just felt like tryin it. and needless to say no one cares about my situation. and u guys all suck at reading
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Jan 21 2005 11:41PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
hahahaha all you ever talk about is girls and sex on this site, props to that you horny fool.


SK84LIFE
Jan 21 2005 11:42PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
interesting...
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Jan 21 2005 11:44PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
I got it the first time, and you are totally right! stupid bitch you guys were not going out so why should she care? I get that 'we're not dating' shit quite often and I am somewhat pissed









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Jan 22 2005 12:11PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
^thank you, even if that was a hint of scarcasim, because i cant tell online but your right
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Jan 22 2005 12:58PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ok update, she made out with like 2 diffrent guys through out the time we had this argument, so i dont care cuz we wernt goin out but if shes gonna get mad at me i told her forgot about everything and we will be even before i get mad about u bein a hypocrite
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Jan 22 2005 1:04PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Dude you're going to get an STD or something and we are just going to laugh at you.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 22 2005 1:35PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
man, you werent joking. you really do suck.

I like pie.
Jan 22 2005 3:04PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
Thanks, david.h

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Jan 22 2005 4:27PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
hold on, let me sum this post up. youre 18 and havent passed grade nine english yet?



To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
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