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Mike Metzger in Near Tragic Crash (and lost a ball, no joke)

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davidh
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The Godfather of Freestyle, Mike Metzger, is now back in California recuperating from his terrible crash and injury in Geneva, Switzerland, nine days ago. Metzger lost one of his testicles when he failed to land a backflip, and he spent six days in the hospital there. Eric Peronnard, the founder of the U.S. Open and EnduroCross, who accompanied Metzger and Matt Goerke to the event, stayed in Europe with Metzger the whole time.

Goerke, by the way, suffered a dislocated wrist at the Geneva race when he landed awkwardly off a triple jump.

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Jan 21 2005 8:07AM
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davidh
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I'd like to mention that his one remaining testicle is far larger than both my testicles combined.
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'


Jan 21 2005 8:10AM
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skierdudeguy
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if youre going to copy and paste the entire article, there really isnt any need for a link. but damn, that sucks. that guys killer



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Jan 21 2005 9:26AM
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Astomp
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its just more proof. everyone is starting to post articles and links.


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Jan 21 2005 9:37AM
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hucker22
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wheres the video of it?
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Jan 21 2005 10:16AM
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flatspinner
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dangit, why couldn't Brian Deegan lose one of his testicles instead. I hate that guy with the passion of a thousand fiery burning suns
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Jan 21 2005 11:04AM
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Adamskinick
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damnn i remember when metzger got hurt last year and we saw the pics of him in the hospital cause a friend of his, is on NS. best of wishes with the future.. u really got some balls bro.. fo real. ouch
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Jan 21 2005 12:33PM
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Jan 21 2005 2:05PM
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EastcoastAR5
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that sucks...his new name should be 'one nut wonder'
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Jan 21 2005 2:56PM
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HeliGuide
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Yeah, I remeber hearing that Metzger news quite awhile ago.




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Jan 21 2005 3:19PM
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LittleDevil720
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fuck, he use to be my idle in 5th grade, evne though i didnt have a dirt bike



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Jan 21 2005 5:08PM
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