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How to get into an 18+ concert?

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pattyeiks
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Me and my friends really want to go the Denzel Curry concert in a few weeks, but we're all under 18, so is there a way (no fake ids) to get ourselves in?
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skierman
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Strap a fake bomb to your chest.
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KneeDrop
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Bring a permission note from your parents.
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CheddarJack
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Be 18+
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Chubz.
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CheddarJackBe 18+


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arnie_grape
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why is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?
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270on420out
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IAMTHEONEDONTRUNYOURTONGUE
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pattyeiks
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GORILLAWALLACEwhy is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?

I don't know it's stupid, but I have been to all ages shows that have had bars before
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Thegratefulskier
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Wait
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yasgur99
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1) Rob a bank
2) Use money to get plastic surgery
3) Once you look like a man, go to show
4) When security asks to see ID, cry because u can't prove ur age
5) Commit Sepuku b/c u listned to sum1 on ns
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soulskier
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Grow a mustache
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McNoche
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I got my dick sucked last night
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RICK_ROSS
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GORILLAWALLACEwhy is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?


so i can comfortably hit on girls and not go to jail later.
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e.littt
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Step 1: find out when you turn 18
Step 2: wait
Step 3: turn 18, go to all the concerts
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_69
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1. show the bouncer dank memes
2. threaten to beat up anyone who stands in your way

wait

realize youre 100 lbs

u can't do tht

4. have your mom take you
5. stay home and wonder why the fuck you're asking this question on Newschoolers

Because there's literally no fucking reason just google the shit ffs go to like datpiff.com or howtobeanuisanceatconcertsbecauseyourelikefourteen.co.uk
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Young_patty
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Sit on your friends shoulders and wear a trench coat so you guys look like an adult
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.Hugo.
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Youre not even 18? What a loser
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pattyeiks
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AnGaperI I sit on NS all day and make fun of others because I have no self worth


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_69
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pattyeiksI have been to all ages shows before

Going to a motivational speaker's session doesn't count, four eyes.
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.Rybak.
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Fred_BearYoure not even 18? What a loser


I've been 18 my whole life.
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crotchvent
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Most of the 18+ shows don't actually ID unless you look like you are 12.
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theBearJew
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Be born on or before Saturday April 8th 1995.
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pattyeiks
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crotchventMost of the 18+ shows don't actually ID unless you look like you are 12.


No when buying tickets you have to confirm your birthdate by entering info but you can't lie because it double checks the info through the bank u paid with at this venue
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pattyeiks
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theBearJewBe born on or before Saturday April 8th 1995.

Are you going? How do you know the date?
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crotchvent
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pattyeiksNo when buying tickets you have to confirm your birthdate by entering info but you can't lie because it double checks the info through the bank u paid with at this venue


Use someone's card who is over 18 then.
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arnie_grape
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theBearJewBe born on or before Saturday April 8th 1995.


try again mate
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theBearJew
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pattyeiksAre you going? How do you know the date?


No, not going. Never even heard of the guy.

GORILLAWALLACEtry again mate


You try again. Thats the date of the show.
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WPoch
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McNocheI got my dick sucked last night


glorious
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pattyeiks
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crotchventUse someone's card who is over 18 then.


I don't have anyone who would let me do that , besides they double check at the door
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.Rybak.
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theBearJewNo, not going. Never even heard of the guy.



You try again. Thats the date of the show.


Lol he we be way over 18 then. More like 1998
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McNoche
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How in fucking fuck is there another way besides a fake ID? OP has to be retarted.
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HAMNATION
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Yo dog I got you

Just print this mofucka out and no way will they fuck with you
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theBearJew
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.Rybak.Lol he we be way over 18 then. More like 1998



OP doesnt know it but he meant 21, not 18.
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.Hugo.
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McNocheretarted.


Lol
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McNoche
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Fred_BearLol


Shut your mouth bear. spell check has failed me
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JohnLocke
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Try this.
(If you don't get this, you have been living an empty life)
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Espen519
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Be 18 and get with all the 18+ hotties, thats always my plan. It does help that I'm 18 thoooo
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Nikolaus
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develop a halfway decent taste in music and stop listening to garbage
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elcornholio
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/821432/Spongebob-Now-That-We--39-re-Man
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theabortionator
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skier58284
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You could try being 18
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pattyeiks
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if you have any connects at first avenue or know anyone who does PM me, that's where the concerts at and I really wanna go because I can't go to soundset so this is the only decent concert for a while
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SofaKingSick
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show up mad drunk, the bouncer will think "hell, if this guys is trashed, he must be 21 at least" and let you in. works all the time*
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iSmokeweed
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GORILLAWALLACEwhy is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?


curfews and touching boobs.
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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op is 12, from a fellow 12 year old, just go to junior high dance and ask DJ to play there music.
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Negromancer
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Why no fake ID?

You can get a good one made on AlphaBay. http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion
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pattyeiks
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NegromancerWhy no fake ID?

You can get a good one made on AlphaBay. http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion

I see you live in New Zealand so maybe they aren't really that strict there, but in the US it's taken very seriously and I could go to juvenile hall, or if it was a fake drivers license I could be charged with a felony. And if my parents knew I'd be completely screwed. There is also a high chance of me being banned from the venue, which would suck because it hosts the majority of concerts in my city through its different locations
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Mingg
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pattyeiksI see you live in New Zealand so maybe they aren't really that strict there, but in the US it's taken very seriously and I could go to juvenile hall, or if it was a fake drivers license I could be charged with a felony. And if my parents knew I'd be completely screwed. There is also a high chance of me being banned from the venue, which would suck because it hosts the majority of concerts in my city through its different locations


Send it. Don't be a pussy.
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HAMNATION
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MinggSend it. Don't be a pussy.


^^^^

This nobody ever did anything awesomer by not getting a fake id when they were underage...Nut up or shut up, boy it or man it, fish or cut bait...... You can do it mc lovin let new schoolers guide you cock not block it.
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Mingg
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HAMNATIONNut up or shut up, boy it or man it, fish or cut bait...... You can do it mc lovin let new schoolers guide you cock not block it.


I feel very inspired, hamnation. Thank you for this.
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Negromancer
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pattyeiksI see you live in New Zealand so maybe they aren't really that strict there, but in the US it's taken very seriously and I could go to juvenile hall, or if it was a fake drivers license I could be charged with a felony. And if my parents knew I'd be completely screwed. There is also a high chance of me being banned from the venue, which would suck because it hosts the majority of concerts in my city through its different locations


Fair enough. However use a good vendor and do a bit of research so you know what you're doing and risk is very low.
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