Know anyone who's done anything pants-on-head retarded for their pet that's going to die in a year anyways?
This one might take the cake for me: (terribly written article though)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/pennsylvania-vet-puts-braces-on-goldfish-named-mr-hot-wing-1.3504110
A family spent $150 on a fucking goldfish.