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Would you fuck a robot?

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S.J.W
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Meet sophia, a robot designed to help humans. But you know, we all know why they were really created. But hypothetically would you fuck Sophia or any robot consciously knowing that they were a robot. But everything worked the exact same. I mean what's the real difference between a fleshlight and a robot?

https://www.facebook.com/cnbcinternational/videos/749203651847444/?pnref=story

But we all know where this is going.
Mar 21 2016 5:01AM
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49566738265
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I don't understand why we'd want any version of this in a world with a population crisis and unemployment boom.

But yes, of course I'd hit that. Solid 7.
Mar 21 2016 5:32AM
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humpty
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Not sure if having synths is a good thing
Mar 21 2016 7:33AM
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Bonzalo
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Is there any moral value left in sex???? I can`t imagine someone saying no to this
Mar 21 2016 8:53AM
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.Hugo.
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Id have sex with a tree if you carved a pair of tits into it.
Mar 21 2016 9:07AM
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pomme-de-terre
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are you kidding me? my girlfriend would fucking kill me.
Mar 21 2016 10:17AM
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Jweid
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humptyNot sure if having synths is a good thing


Haha this guy plays Fallout 4
Mar 21 2016 2:15PM
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theBearJew
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/man-fitted-bionic-penis-after-7598614

Does this count as sex woth a robot?
Mar 21 2016 3:26PM
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theabortionator
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Why not
Mar 21 2016 4:01PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Fred_BearId have sex with a tree if you carved a pair of tits into it.


sexist pig
Mar 21 2016 4:07PM
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fries
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Maybe its just me but I feel like that robot looks like hillary clinton...
Mar 21 2016 4:26PM
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fries
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J_SMaybe its just me but I feel like that robot looks like hillary clinton...


and now i read the title of the thread.





yikes
Mar 21 2016 4:27PM
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soulskier
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Probably not fuck it, but let it fuck me? Absolutely
Mar 21 2016 4:28PM
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Jane6
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I cant see why not. Cant be worse than anyone else Ive ever been with.
Mar 21 2016 4:51PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I probably wouldn't, but maybe that's just because I may have seen Terminator one too many times.



Surprised no one mentioned the robot saying it was going to "Destroy Humans".(@ 2:04)
Mar 21 2016 5:10PM
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Laurent.
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If they come complete with Chinese hospital sperm collection systems, I for one welcome our new Robot overlords.

Mar 21 2016 8:02PM
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FrenchFry
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If your mom was a robot yes.
Mar 21 2016 8:03PM
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CaelW
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Being that the robot has as much of a heart as my ex I don't really see much of a difference
Mar 21 2016 10:30PM
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JTTrembles
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There'd probably be maaddd robot fetishes
Mar 21 2016 10:49PM
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000000000000
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If they would cook and clean, banging the dishwasher would no longer be sexist... Heyoooo
Mar 21 2016 11:15PM
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270on420out
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I take it that no one in here watched ex machina
Mar 21 2016 11:37PM
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Anguz_li
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I don't feel very good about having a robot take my virginity
Mar 21 2016 11:58PM
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unsteezedmachine
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Only if the Robot looked like me so I could have sex with myself and finally cum.
Mar 22 2016 12:10AM
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.FRY.
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idk. sofia looks like she gives some sloppy head
Mar 22 2016 12:17AM
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Bodhisattva_
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI take it that no one in here watched ex machina


My first thought. Such a sick movie.
Mar 22 2016 12:50AM
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Crispy.
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Anyone ever see the movie Ex Machina? Basically an entire movie about this.
Mar 22 2016 9:20AM
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act.resist
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leave it to ns to ask the real thought provoking questions
Mar 22 2016 7:46PM
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Aomame
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I mean girls pretty much already fuck robots so I guess men are next.
Mar 22 2016 9:50PM
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AT-AT
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I can't find a reason not to, that being said I don't think I'd ever go out of my way to find a robot to engage on coitus with.
Mar 22 2016 9:52PM
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Brue
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Would I fuck a robot? no. Would a side snack? yes.
Mar 23 2016 12:05AM
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soulskier
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AT-ATI can't find a reason not to, that being said I don't think I'd ever go out of my way to find a robot to engage on coitus with.


+k for using coitus in a sentence
Mar 23 2016 1:22AM
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S.J.W
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butterslut.leave it to ns to ask the real thought provoking questions


Would you fuck butterslut?

Why, yes, yes I would.
Mar 23 2016 5:05AM
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daannnnieel
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Abu-BaghdadiWould you fuck butterslut?

Why, yes, yes I would.


are you a blatant weirdo? Why yes, yes you are.
Mar 23 2016 8:19PM
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Pigeon.
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i don't want a handjob from it so it would have to give me head to get me up.... idk about that but would smash and nut all inside that pussy
Mar 23 2016 8:54PM
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S.J.W
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supermagician__are you a blatant weirdo? Why yes, yes you are.


fight me irl pussy
Mar 24 2016 3:11AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I just stumbled across this story this morning. Apparently Microsoft made a teenage girl AI and within 24 hours it turned into a Hitler loving sex robot.... Link

So they had to delete it.
Mar 24 2016 1:28PM
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.Hugo.
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Lé.SkiingI just stumbled across this story this morning. Apparently Microsoft made a teenage girl AI and within 24 hours it turned into a Hitler loving sex robot.... Link

So they had to delete it.


Hahahahaha

"Bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. donald trump is the only hope we've got"
Mar 24 2016 1:51PM
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e.littt
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Crispy.Anyone ever see the movie Ex Machina? Basically an entire movie about this.


well the movie wasn't really about hookerbots(TM) but Nathan was totally banging all of his synths and I don't blame the guy.
Mar 24 2016 4:00PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Crispy.Anyone ever see the movie Ex Machina? Basically an entire movie about this.


Yeah dude id fuck the shit out of that robot. Cum in it and shit ya know.
Mar 24 2016 5:18PM
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act.resist
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Abu-BaghdadiWould you fuck butterslut?

Why, yes, yes I would.


but why is that relevant?
Mar 24 2016 5:28PM
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S.J.W
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butterslut.but why is that relevant?


just tryna holla at the ladies ya feel me?
Mar 24 2016 9:01PM
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AT-AT
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Lé.SkiingI just stumbled across this story this morning. Apparently Microsoft made a teenage girl AI and within 24 hours it turned into a Hitler loving sex robot.... Link

So they had to delete it.


That's hilarious, and much less frightening than the robots that say they are going to enslave the human race.
Mar 25 2016 8:35AM
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