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What the fuck do I want for my b-day?

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Corgy
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IM turning 17 in 2 days and I can still ask for something for my birthday because Im spoiled like that. I wished for a lip on blind 2 but my parents don't ski. What the hell do I ask for? I need money for a future pair of skis or other shit but my parents will give me something different because it isn't "meaningful" if I just get money.
Mar 14 2016 9:42PM
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Mingg
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birthday sex
Mar 14 2016 9:44PM
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skittiti
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inb4 get fulltilts
Mar 14 2016 9:45PM
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Lskier_
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Minggbirthday sex


agreed. very "meaningful"
Mar 14 2016 9:45PM
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influenza
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get a corgy dog
Mar 14 2016 9:54PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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ask your parents for a pocket pussy
Mar 14 2016 9:56PM
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Deepskier
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Just search up "leather bondage suit" its so good i wish i could pick one but ill settle for these.

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Mar 14 2016 10:02PM
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Deepskier
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Get photo shop so you can go bigger out of the pipe
Mar 14 2016 10:05PM
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Chubz.
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Dennis_Reynoldsask your parents for a pocket pussy


Do this tbh
Mar 14 2016 10:09PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Deepskier

Just search up "leather bondage suit" its so good i wish i could pick one but ill settle for these.

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this is great you can also use it as a halloween costume when handing out candy to small children
Mar 14 2016 10:15PM
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Deforestation
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Mar 14 2016 10:27PM
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numnuts
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DeepskierGet photo shop so you can go bigger out of the pipe


Gus Kenworthy could probably get it for him so then his parents get him a second present.
1. meet Gus
2. go bigger out of pipe
3. get a second present
sounds like a win win situation to me
Mar 14 2016 10:31PM
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mike759
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Just ask for the skis you were planning on buying
Mar 14 2016 11:57PM
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000000000000
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Ask them to foot the bill for a trip. If I was in your position, I would go cat skiing the following season.
Mar 15 2016 1:39AM
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.Hugo.
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A panda
Mar 15 2016 8:53AM
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YunGBlood
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a slave
Mar 15 2016 8:58AM
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Swandog7
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One day left... A black double sided dildo is on the verge of winning. I need more suggestions
Mar 15 2016 5:43PM
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Panta.Pow
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CorgyIM turning 17 in 2 days and I can still ask for something for my birthday because Im spoiled like that. I wished for a lip on blind 2 but my parents don't ski. What the hell do I ask for? I need money for a future pair of skis or other shit but my parents will give me something different because it isn't "meaningful" if I just get money.


nothing. you probably don't "need" anything. tell them a very simple gift will do and keep it as a coupon for something you'll want later on.
also, no matter what they give you, say you love it.
Mar 15 2016 5:59PM
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Bonzalo
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Why don't you just tell them that you don`t really need anything right now and just go out and have some fun with your family.

Maybe an analog camera, thats what I got the last time I bought something for me.
Mar 15 2016 6:08PM
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theabortionator
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A charles manson autographed set of cutco kitchen knives. No home is complete with out it! Slice and dice your problems away
Mar 15 2016 6:14PM
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Negromancer
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Drugs.
Mar 15 2016 6:33PM
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AGOF
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A pair of dope hestra gloves or a good pair of google or whatever ski gear you need that's smallish, jacket, pants something like that
Mar 15 2016 8:23PM
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HAMNATION
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shit im 30 but I always try to go go Karting on my birthday..... GO Kart mo fucka go cart
Mar 15 2016 8:29PM
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McNoche
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A rim job
Mar 15 2016 9:02PM
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.Hugo.
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HAMNATIONshit im 30 but I always try to go go Karting on my birthday..... GO Kart mo fucka go cart


Im 43 and still play lazer tag
Mar 15 2016 9:09PM
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McNoche
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Fred_BearIm 43 and still play lazer tag


Ok Barney
Mar 15 2016 9:29PM
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.Hugo.
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McNocheOk Barney


I dont think barney ever played lazer tag... plus he wouldnt be good at it. He'd stick out way too much in that big costume
Mar 15 2016 9:34PM
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HAMNATION
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McNocheOk Barney


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Mar 15 2016 9:58PM
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McNoche
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Fred_BearI dont think barney ever played lazer tag... plus he wouldnt be good at it. He'd stick out way too much in that big costume


Wrong Barney
Mar 16 2016 1:15AM
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Swandog7
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What did you ask for? Keep us updated on what you got?
Mar 16 2016 9:01AM
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MNSkiers
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blumpkin
Mar 16 2016 1:33PM
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Corgy
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Aright guys. Just got done with al the family stuff.

Here's what we came out of it...

A fun time
A nice dinner at a steakhouse
$100 cold hard cash
1 Boxes of Calloway golf balls
Ski hoodie
$25 Chipotle Gift Card
Mar 16 2016 11:12PM
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Mingg
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CorgyA fun time


I see you took my advice (;
Mar 16 2016 11:14PM
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Corgy
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MinggI see you took my advice (;


Got some birthday such m8. Doesn't have to be just one day tho ;) kidding
Mar 16 2016 11:44PM
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Swandog7
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CorgyGot some birthday such m8. Doesn't have to be just one day tho ;) kidding


You dirty dogg... or should I say, Dirty Dan
Mar 16 2016 11:46PM
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Young_patty
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CorgyI need money for a future pair of skis.


Panta.Pownothing. you probably don't "need" anything.


Seems like a legit reason to need something





































Dingus
Mar 17 2016 9:12AM
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robbinJAHood
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I'm turning 18 in 11 days and am in the same boat!! Wtf to ask for???
Mar 17 2016 3:47PM
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HAMNATION
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robbinJAHoodI'm turning 18 in 11 days and am in the same boat!! Wtf to ask for???


how about the right to vote..... LOL
Mar 17 2016 5:00PM
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Deforestation
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CorgyAright guys. Just got done with al the family stuff.

Here's what we came out of it...

A fun time
A nice dinner at a steakhouse
$100 cold hard cash
1 Boxes of Calloway golf balls
Ski hoodie
$25 Chipotle Gift Card


You ask NS, they decide on a 5lb dildo, and you don't even take the advice? Don't come knockin for help next time buddy.
Mar 17 2016 5:10PM
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Swandog7
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DeforestationYou ask NS, they decide on a 5lb dildo, and you don't even take the advice? Don't come knockin for help next time buddy.


You don't know that, what if his parents didnt pull through on it, or they are saving the best for last?
Mar 17 2016 5:14PM
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soulskier
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I get that they want to get you something more meaningful than money, but if they just arbitrarily buy you something off of a list is it really any different?
Mar 17 2016 6:47PM
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HAMNATION
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Deforestation


50 cents an ounce how can you go wrong
Mar 17 2016 7:21PM
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TheBigApple
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CorgyAright guys. Just got done with al the family stuff.

Here's what we came out of it...

A fun time
A nice dinner at a steakhouse
$100 cold hard cash
1 Boxes of Calloway golf balls
Ski hoodie
$25 Chipotle Gift Card


Food and Beer and Golf, can't go wrong!
Mar 17 2016 8:20PM
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HAMNATION
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TheBigAppleFood and Beer and Golf, can't go wrong!


I don't see beer but still good
Mar 17 2016 8:28PM
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robbinJAHood
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HAMNATIONhow about the right to vote..... LOL


I mean it's a given...I don't have to ask for that
Mar 18 2016 12:01AM
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Prof.Pretzel
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barbie poles are pretty sick tho...
Mar 18 2016 8:30AM
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TheBigApple
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HAMNATIONI don't see beer but still good


Money = Beer!
Mar 18 2016 2:10PM
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HAMNATION
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TheBigAppleMoney = Beer!

I thought money = drugs
Mar 18 2016 8:45PM
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CabbyArrant
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CorgyAright guys. Just got done with al the family stuff.

Here's what we came out of it...

A fun time
A nice dinner at a steakhouse
$100 cold hard cash
1 Boxes of Calloway golf balls
Ski hoodie
$25 Chipotle Gift Card


Should have got Pro V1's
Mar 18 2016 9:24PM
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