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If someone was peeking over your shoulder and saw you cruising NS. They likely would ask "What's NS?"
In a short, succinct paragraph how would you describe NS to someone who has never heard of it?
Ex:
Well, jeez.... umm I don't... I don't know *wipes tear*. I mean I guess it's kinda of like my second home, a crazy one at that. A forum with guys and girls sharing the same passion as my own, its... heartwarming. I can't count the times I cried from laughter, joy, or pure awe over the years. I honestly can't imagine my life without it.
KaneDogWell, jeez.... umm I don't... I don't know *wipes tear*. I mean I guess it's kinda of like my second home, a crazy one at that. A forum with guys and girls sharing the same passion as my own, its... heartwarming. I can't count the times I cried from laughter, joy, or pure awe over the years. I honestly can't imagine my life without it.
Trolls
political arguments
pointless threads of recent trends (suh dude, etc)
sport threads
skiing circle jerk threads
idiots asking for advice threads
cool skiing videos and photos
Most people are chill but the tiny minority of dickheads like sjw makes u feel like ur riding the short bus to school.
The ladies don't post for the most part so all you get is Ming flip flopping on ehatever she has an opinion on and whining about stupid shit like getting hundreds of messages on social media about her back flip. (That shit got her on the map and she's still bitchin Kim Kardashian had to film herself fucking a black guy to get her and her toolbag family and pedophile step dad on the map she got famous for a backflip and still complains for reference.)
PeppermillRenoThe ladies don't post for the most part so all you get is Ming flip flopping on ehatever she has an opinion on and whining about stupid shit like getting hundreds of messages on social media about her back flip. (That shit got her on the map and she's still bitchin Kim Kardashian had to film herself fucking a black guy to get her and her toolbag family and pedophile step dad on the map she got famous for a backflip and still complains for reference.)
Hey aren't you the guy who stalked me and showed up in my hometown/ at my parents house? And then proceeded to attend my old gymnastics coaches retirement party while stalking out my best friends mom and try to hit on her?
MinggHey aren't you the guy who stalked me and showed up in my hometown/ at my parents house? And then proceeded to attend my old gymnastics coaches retirement party while stalking out my best friends mom and try to hit on her?
I don't know how many bowls of retard you eat in the morning but you absolutely must share the recipe with me
PeppermillRenoMost people are chill but the tiny minority of dickheads like sjw makes u feel like ur riding the short bus to school.
The ladies don't post for the most part so all you get is Ming flip flopping on ehatever she has an opinion on and whining about stupid shit like getting hundreds of messages on social media about her back flip. (That shit got her on the map and she's still bitchin Kim Kardashian had to film herself fucking a black guy to get her and her toolbag family and pedophile step dad on the map she got famous for a backflip and still complains for reference.)
Ming is a fucking NS goddess that doesn't take shit from nobody
NS is the more serious, ski version of yobeat... sort of.
Ns has basically anything and everything a skier could want. Photos, videos, news, forums, gear info/reviews/selling and trading. You get to interact with other skiers as well as pro skiers, all the industry people and people you normally wouldn't be able to. Aside from the trolls and the occasional shit shows, Ns is pretty damn awesome when you think about it.
MinggHey aren't you the guy who stalked me and showed up in my hometown/ at my parents house? And then proceeded to attend my old gymnastics coaches retirement party while stalking out my best friends mom and try to hit on her?
Haha going to a bills preseason game after I was at a fest in the area and had tix to sell=showing up at ur parents house?
Ur weird ur blaming me for knowing people u knew at the bar?
If ur friends mom was named Jody tho she was hot (and if not we got the wrong cougar.) And so is Stephanie so don't be jelly bc I would hit both up waaaaaaay before u if I was ever in b lo.
Dont worry tho ur a good newschooler I was giving u mad props for being famous and posting a lot and shit u know I think ur chill in an Internet way sorry ur 3 on the list for who I wanna bang if ur in town.
Y u being an asshole ming that's not cool like I said it's chill u pit ur self on the map for tossing a backie there's nothin like bei ng on the map and it's not like u had to fuck a black dude and film it to get on the map.
*DUMBCAN*The urban dictionary definition is the best one
I like the history lesson as well.
History of Freeskiing
Newschool skiing began in 1825 when General Custer discovered strange shapes of buffalo bones in Native American encampments after he slaughtered the villagers. Custer was, of course, an avid skier but he had never seen skis that curved up in the tail. He designed a pair of skis to model the curved tail because he dreamed of being able to ski backwards. Later that year, after he built a considerable number of houses in California, Custer brought his skis up to Donner Pass in CA and tested his new prototypes.
After promptly landing a Cork 1260 which required him to land backwards, Custer knew he had created an incredible sport. Moving forward 136 years, Custer was fed up with the lack of coverage his sport was getting. He proceeded to turn FIS which was originally an organization started by him (Fuck Indians and Shit) into Federation International de Ski. Yeah, bitch spoke French. He pushed for skiing to be featured in the XGames and before long it had transformed from an unknown sport to a very very unpopular and not well known support. Custer died a happy man in 2006.
In 1999, newschoolers.com formed as a haven for 14-17 year old boys who were struggling with Marijuana dependancy. It later turned into a skiing website and the average age decreased by 12 percent.
In 2002, skiers began dressing like black people in hope of having the smooth styling of many famous hip hop stars. This failed, yet the tradition of dressing in baggy clothing stuck around through the present day. Many are turned off by Newschool skiing because many of the people who partake in the sport look like huge faggots. Custer formed the sport as a white supremacy sport for he did not like any other races, therefore the sport was never successfully integrated with hip hop culture to the chagrin of about 10,000 14 year olds across the nation
In 2009, in hope of bringing more exposure to Newschool skiing, Custer's great great grandson, Drater, spread a rumor of a massively complicated newschool skiing game called Jib Life. Jib Life was the greatest trolling event in Newschool skiing history. It never even existed. Drater learned what his name mean when spelled backwards and he promptly committed suicide by joining the EpicSki forums.
MinggHey aren't you the guy who stalked me and showed up in my hometown/ at my parents house? And then proceeded to attend my old gymnastics coaches retirement party while stalking out my best friends mom and try to hit on her?
There's a 4.6% chance he thinks you're worth that, sorry girl.
MinggHey aren't you the guy who stalked me and showed up in my hometown/ at my parents house? And then proceeded to attend my old gymnastics coaches retirement party while stalking out my best friends mom and try to hit on her?
No remember he and felice were the ones who get pussy alll the time like the story of this 60 yearold saying excuse Me then felice was like "GET OFF THIS DICK ITS TOO GOOD FOR YOU" You know what they say if you see a stranger in tight pants they qualify as wanting your dick and your good to say they were all over you.
