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Do you wipe with your left or right hand
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some big questions i have been pondering
personally I'm a right hand kind of guy
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Update your poll we need a neither option.
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crotchventUpdate your poll we need a neither option.
done
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I'm seeing a weird trend with your threads, an obsession with shit
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You guys use your hands to wipe? Jesus christ use some toilet paper you sick bastards
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Whenever I injure my right hand/arm whatever..I eventually have to poop but I dont think about wiping and when it gets to the wiping part Im just like "Damn why's wiping with the left so awkward?" like I can do it, but it just doesnt have the same touch
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Wiping is for peasants. I use a bidet.
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Doggie style and drag my ass across the bathroom rug.
I think the real question is: do you wipe front to back or back to front???
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MinggWiping is for peasants. I use a bidet.
This is where it's at
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i wipe with whatever hand is closest to the roll for maximum efficiency.
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I have some friends that just moved to Bali and are living pretty traditionally with a family there. No toilet paper, wipe with left hand and then a lot of washing...
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