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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 5,155
my life is falling apart. all i do now is sleep and poop.

i've pooped 17 times in the past two days and my body shows no sign of stopping

is there anything i can do? does anyone know what's wrong with me?
Mar 3 2016 12:15AM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
Posts: 711 - Karma: 1,764
Your name is Stinky_Pete. The pooping 17 times shouldn't be a surprise Mr. Stinky
Mar 3 2016 12:17AM
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Anguz_li
Posts: 285 - Karma: 516
I'd suggest you go check up with your doc ASAP
Mar 3 2016 12:23AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
I mean if you ate a few cheese wheels that should plug you up
Mar 3 2016 12:34AM
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russsavokskis
Posts: 699 - Karma: 1,264
I'm sorry dude I can't help but laugh at this. It's just funny to me but you should go see a doc.
Mar 3 2016 12:36AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
I remember the good old days on nsg when people would post things like this and the first 15 responses were "you have aids"
Mar 3 2016 12:39AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
i pooped like 5 times today my ass was lit af
Mar 3 2016 1:16AM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 5,155
El.GuapoI mean if you ate a few cheese wheels that should plug you up


i mean it could clog me up but i feel like id still have to poop so id just end up exploding or something

Chubz.i pooped like 5 times today my ass was lit af


i feel ya, after wiping 17 different times (often with rough 1 ply toilet paper) my anus has become a bloody mess
Mar 3 2016 1:24AM
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FastSpeed
Posts: 646 - Karma: 644
take some laxatives to clear your whole system
Mar 3 2016 10:53AM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032
hmmm, probably make another thread about it
Mar 3 2016 2:29PM
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Morriski_
Posts: 179 - Karma: 895
Just checked Online Doctor, unfortunately this is your fate
Mar 3 2016 3:45PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
get somone to pee in your butt, this is the only cure
Mar 3 2016 3:47PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
Dennis_Reynoldsget somone to pee in your butt, this is the only cure


dude wtf? getting him pregnant would probably make things worse. how inconsiderate
Mar 3 2016 4:01PM
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dyer
Posts: 619 - Karma: 964
More laxative
Mar 3 2016 4:07PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,580
You have aids
Mar 3 2016 6:44PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
just keep pooping i guess, get it all outta ya
Mar 3 2016 6:49PM
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soulskier
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Stop eating
Mar 3 2016 7:23PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Use a butt plug and get some laxatives. See which gives first
Mar 3 2016 7:48PM
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I_Swear_I_Ski
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36ChambersOfWutake some laxatives to clear your whole system


dangerous move
Mar 3 2016 7:53PM
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