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Definition of Newb

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mad_child78
Posts: 170 - Karma: 11
What by this site is the definition of newb, do u go on post count or lenth as a member. cause i dont post alot however have been a member for a year or so.... So what is ur definition
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Jan 18 2005 9:16PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i am a newb



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 18 2005 10:32PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
im a newb as well.

All of rubin's cards were marked in advance

The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.

The judge made rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums

To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum

And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.

No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.

And though they could not produce the gun,

The d.a. said he was the one who did the deed

And the all-white jury agreed.
Jan 18 2005 10:33PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
^stfu n00b,1/\/\ t3h n00b

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Jan 18 2005 10:33PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
same here... who gives a fuck

no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
Jan 18 2005 10:33PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
we are all actually newbs, its the cool thing to be.

All of rubin's cards were marked in advance

The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.

The judge made rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums

To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum

And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.

No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.

And though they could not produce the gun,

The d.a. said he was the one who did the deed

And the all-white jury agreed.
Jan 18 2005 10:35PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
according to dictionary.com a Newb or Newbie is: One that is new to something, especially a novice at using computer technology or the Internet.
Jan 18 2005 10:40PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
good point htere....
no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
Jan 18 2005 10:44PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
someone who asks what a noob is
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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
Jan 19 2005 1:13AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
If Lateralis is a newb i wanna be one too
impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Jan 19 2005 2:54AM
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Markis
Posts: 85 - Karma: 9
a newb is someone horiible at something
Mar 23 2007 4:57PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
to me a newb doesnt matter about posts or length.
a. if they know what a searchbar is and how to use it
b. if they ask really dumb questions or are completely clueless c. if they are posers
Mar 23 2007 5:01PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
to me a newb doesnt matter about posts or length.
a. if they know what a searchbar is and how to use it
2. if they ask really dumb questions or are completely clueless d. if they are posers
Mar 23 2007 5:01PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

the amount of time uve been here. so you arent a newb. good job!

Mar 23 2007 5:09PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
this is a noob

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and i have no clue why my font is blue underlined and BLUE
Mar 23 2007 5:13PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
if you have to ask you are a n00b
Mar 23 2007 7:37PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
dude you've been here since september 24th, 2002.

try 5 years? not one!
Mar 23 2007 7:48PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
mad_child78
Mar 23 2007 7:52PM
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eyes.a.fire
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 13
damn, i was gonna say that
Mar 23 2007 8:45PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
really, i thought it was just posts
Mar 23 2007 8:53PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
well sounds like the definition of noob is you because you don't even know how to spell noob
Mar 23 2007 8:56PM
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miker92
Posts: 621 - Karma: 36

i represent the non-noobs who just recently became official members. if that counts for anything.

and yes, arrogantly saying im not a noob is quite a noobish thing to do.

Mar 23 2007 8:58PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
stfu nooby mcnoob snoood!
Mar 23 2007 9:29PM
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fucked
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
I'm a newb of sort, just crossed over from Teton but have been surfing the site for a while. Some people are harsh with there comments but FUCK 'EM ALL!
This site is for skiers and as long as that is what you are, FUCK 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 24 2007 2:24AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
you can tell if you aren't a n00b if it your joining date was "Before September 2001". Any time after that and you're pretty much teh gh3y.
Mar 24 2007 3:29AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
you are a noob if you ask what a noob is
Mar 24 2007 11:28AM
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