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theabortionator
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I can't really think of a cool story today but everyday I have the coolest fucking stories in the world and I just wanted a place where I could post them.
Feb 26 2016 10:34PM
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theabortionator
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So I went into Walgreens 4 days ago and my total was exactly $4. I went into walgreens the next day and my total was exactly $21.

When the fuck does that ever happen? Exact dollars? and then twice in 24 hours at the same store? Idk, super fucking cool story bro.
Feb 26 2016 10:35PM
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hoodcrew
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Write them down in the notes in your phone so you don't forget em. Then start a blog or post em to facebook or write them in instagram captions (or post them in this questionable thread but this shouldn't be your only outlet)

Soon enough if your stories are successful through social media, you might just get yourself a gig as a journalist :D
Feb 26 2016 10:38PM
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hoodcrew
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That first story was disgraceful though :( We're here to support but maybe give it about 150% more effort
Feb 26 2016 10:39PM
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theabortionator
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hoodcrewWrite them down in the notes in your phone so you don't forget em. Then start a blog or post em to facebook or write them in instagram captions (or post them in this questionable thread but this shouldn't be your only outlet)

Soon enough if your stories are successful through social media, you might just get yourself a gig as a journalist :D


hoodcrewThat first story was disgraceful though :( We're here to support but maybe give it about 150% more effort



So what you're saying is I need to go 3 times as fast and tuck for a double?
Feb 26 2016 10:45PM
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theabortionator
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I'm not sure how this ended up in ski gabber btw.


One could argue that it was my fault. That I somehow placed this thread here because of my negligence. I will stand up to those lies.

It's my birthday, I may be partying a bit, but I'm 150% certain that I can tell the difference between SG and NSG.


I'm 99% sure that this got moved to SG to mess with me. I'm sure this goes all the way up to the whitehouse.



PS: Sorry about my shitty thread placement skills. I'll do better next time mom
Feb 26 2016 10:49PM
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supercooladin
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this one time at band camp...
Feb 26 2016 10:55PM
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.CJ.
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Not really a cool story, more of a sad story...

I was at Albertsons and my total was $3.01 and I only had $3. The cashier wasn't nice enough to let it slide so I had to return one of the items... :(
Feb 26 2016 11:10PM
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theabortionator
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.CJ.Not really a cool story, more of a sad story...

I was at Albertsons and my total was $3.01 and I only had $3. The cashier wasn't nice enough to let it slide so I had to return one of the items... :(


Omg, that guy gets the biggest douche award 100%. I don't know if I'll ever see you anywhere but if you ever see me, or ski anywhere I work find me, mention this story and I will by you a beer(No I can't buy you a beer if you're 12)

If anyone needs to cry. Read his post while listening to this. It's too much. You pour soul.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/798092/Sarah-McLachlan---In-the-arms-of-an-angel
Feb 27 2016 12:01AM
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theabortionator
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I screamed at some gaper to "Slow the fuck down or get the fuck out of the park" today.


I decided it was a good time to leave the mtn for the night. That said I almost got hit by the asshole cruising through the park out of control and had a chainsaw.

I already almost got taken out a couple weeks ago and my board got smoked. If I get hit I think I'm retiring.
Feb 27 2016 8:42PM
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