Replying to Worst Non-Ski Related Nut Shot

Once I was at the mall buying new pants. As a joke I picked out a pair of skinny jeans two sizes to small for me. I could not even walk in them, I had to waddle out. I wanted to show my brother as a joke. I also observed that if I spread my legs, the fabric of the pants will stretch and become really hard around the penile area. I told my brother that as I was spreading my legs, and he thought the pant could stop a good hearty kick to the balls. He kicked me so fucking hard, I just crumpled to the ground. My balls were bust, they were also blue for bruises. He also made me fertile, and got rid of his future nephews. Sometimes when I put my feet a little more than shoulder width apart, while wearing tight pants, I can feel an echo of the kick, and it still terrorizes my testicles.