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AnGaperI have a ton of pins and screws in my arm rn so I'm out for season. I also cannot move or lift anything with the fingers on that arm. I'm not about to use a laptop because fuck that. How do I pass the time with one hand?hand job
Dennis_Reynoldsask a family member to do it for you
Panta.Powfirst thing first is you have to make sure you've got enough plastic forks. Don't ask why, they'll come in real handy later.
Dennis_Reynoldsask a family member to do it for you
MCRENtalgangwhen i broke my wrist i cut a dick-sized hole in a cereal box, filled it with chicken breasts then just microwaved it for 10-15 seconds whenever i was looking for a good time... needless to say, it started to smell bad and i got salmonella in addition to bird flu
safarisamuse a banana peel
MCRENtalgangwhen i broke my wrist i cut a dick-sized hole in a cereal box, filled it with chicken breasts then just microwaved it for 10-15 seconds whenever i was looking for a good time... needless to say, it started to smell bad and i got salmonella in addition to bird flu
Dennis_Reynoldsask a family member to do it for you
Lé.SkiingDrill a hole in your wall and stick a fleshlight in the hole. Boom! hands free.
When you're not using it hang a picture over the hole.
MinggDo you normally not use one hand...?
steezkneezQuit wackin off altogether and start crack.
dirtydarbsfind a pink name to help you out with that
Mingg
Panta.PowSo i gave you about 12 hours, have you gotten those plastic forks yet?
if you have, we're gonna have to move on to the harder part. You have a grandma right?
AnGaper...
MinggIdk man... I only use one hand. Apparently that's not the way you roll hahaha.
MinggIdk man... I only use one hand. Apparently that's not the way you roll hahaha.
MNSkiersi'll come over and jack you off will
AnGaperbring snacks pls
MinggDo you normally not use one hand...?
Turd.Fergusonone to hold the phone and one for the weiner, cmon ming you're better than that
skierman1. What kind of fucking idiot uses his phone for porn?
2. What kind of fucking moron needs two hands to jack off?
AnGaper1. It's efficient.
2. I'm sure you wouldn't understand. I refer to it as a 'long schlong problem.'
AnGaperI have a ton of pins and screws in my arm rn so I'm out for season. I also cannot move or lift anything with the fingers on that arm. I'm not about to use a laptop because fuck that. How do I pass the time with one hand?
MinggDo you normally not use one hand...?
skierman1. Its idiotic
2. That's only a problem the girl/Gus faces when jacking you off. If its your own dick, you're literally retarded if you don't know how to pleasure yourself with one hand.
Deepskier/bigdickclaim
he is retarded and can't just put it next to him. he has a little willy and wants it to sound like he is big
MinggIdk man... I only use one hand. Apparently that's not the way you roll hahaha.
DeforestationLol girls don't have penises you silly
MinggI'm talking about giving handys.
Girls can and do jill off too you know...
skiermanYou're trying to describe puberty to a 9-year-old. Give up.
MinggI'm talking about giving handys.
Girls can and do jill off too you know...
