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If you could name a chair lift

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TurquoiseGrizzly
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My friends and I were riding up Tombstone the other day and were asking each other what we would name lifts if we had the opportunity. Something unoriginal.
What we came up with was..

Bojanglin'
ThugnastyNastyThug
Shibby
Alaskan Cowboy
Redwood Indian

If you had the opportunity to choose the name for a chair lift, what would you name it?
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Feb 16 2016 11:42AM
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.Hugo.
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The munger
Feb 16 2016 11:43AM
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EasyCheesySteezy
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The world's safest chairlift #2
Feb 16 2016 11:44AM
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itzki
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123pleasegivemearabiangoggles
Feb 16 2016 11:44AM
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judmaster77
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Death trap 1
Feb 16 2016 12:12PM
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Dddsz
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"Double Black" to scare away the gapers.



They would still go on it anyways because they lack common sense.
Feb 16 2016 12:18PM
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theabortionator
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The double , the triple, the quad.
Feb 16 2016 12:24PM
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.lencon
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The sex lift. Every chair is 69 and you must touch your buddy on the way up in a sexual way at least once. Heated seats so you can get it going
Feb 16 2016 12:55PM
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theabortionator
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Or "This Lift" "That Lift" "The Other Lift"

To confuse the fuck out of people
Feb 16 2016 1:08PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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BortyOr "This Lift" "That Lift" "The Other Lift"

To confuse the fuck out of people


Genius
Feb 16 2016 3:39PM
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WeastcoastAlex
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trail of tears
kush caddy
seated magic carpet

or Legends- and put a pic of a skiing legend and a lil bio so gapers can get educated
Feb 16 2016 3:40PM
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TheSmokinL
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"blunt-friendly" lift. just generally.
Feb 16 2016 3:44PM
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ItsAustin
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The flying gaper
Feb 16 2016 3:46PM
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lickmyballs
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BROKEN ANKLES
Feb 16 2016 3:53PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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no asian tourists
Feb 16 2016 4:19PM
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3than0d311
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Booze cruise is probably the most accurate name i can think of.
Feb 16 2016 5:25PM
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cory.iyoob
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Slow as fuck
Feb 16 2016 5:28PM
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theabortionator
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Austiin.TThe flying gaper


Feb 16 2016 6:57PM
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JEWmanji
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Pinapple Express
Feb 16 2016 10:16PM
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Slush
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Floating benches filled with gappers
Feb 17 2016 12:00AM
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EasyCheesySteezy
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How has pee in her but not come up yet
Feb 17 2016 11:39AM
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EasyCheesySteezy
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How has pee in her butt not come up yet
Feb 17 2016 11:40AM
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jdfreeski2
Posts: 210 - Karma: 439
The wall, morning star.
Feb 17 2016 9:11PM
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cdip
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Lit lift
Feb 17 2016 9:53PM
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Zimmy
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At HC Mountain :

All the names of the lifts on the mountain would start off as offensive and alienating as possible.

The idea is that since you're having such a great time skiing, the names don't affect you (well all that much anyway.) But then over time, the names of the lifts would get changed as different people have an effect on the culture at the mountain and HeartC in general at other mountains (like winning comps,) and they would have the opportunity to change names.

Here are some names of lifts:

AIDS
Anuses
AmputeeZone
GoF***Yaself
PottySquatters
WhiteSlaves


blah...
Feb 18 2016 2:38AM
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