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CrazeI just don't stop
dyyylanthis is what im thinking.
the slow signs are there for a reason, any time i go past one with yellowjackets sitting there, its super congested
if youre good enough to go fast, you're good enough to do it on something other than a green run in a high traffic area
.Duncan.How the fuck do you guys get in trouble for this shit? As long as you don't look out of control right in front of the yellow jackets you won't have any problems...
SourSteezleYou sound like you ski slow. I was just at beaver creek and was in perfect control and got a speeding ticket for doing nice carves, not going too fast or out of control in any sense.
fuck vail
.Duncan.Not really, I'm just not a clueless park rat. If you don't like vail's policies don't ski there its pretty fucking simple.
WillardColorado sounds like a lot of fun.
SourSteezleI've went through the park three times all season and have more backcountry days than you have lifetime blowjobs. You sound like a spoiled bitch who belongs at Vail and you and your family are the reason it sucks so much. Surprised you even found your way onto NS
skiermanWe had a nice lift ride up chatting to each other about his job, skis, recent pow storm, etc. It was nice.
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skiermanI had my first yellow jacket experience. I was straight lining a run at Canyons down to super flying condor lift, carried speed past the gapers in the lift line, snuck on an empty chair as it was coming around the bullwheel, next thing I know a yellow jacket catches the chair with me. He explained why I was in trouble, I apologized and told him I completely understand and know exactly what he means. We had a nice lift ride up chatting to each other about his job, skis, recent pow storm, etc. It was nice.
Sucks for the rest of you idiots.
Staticu think because you pressed your lips and he was nice to you your pass hadn't been logged? do it a couple more times and they'll just deactivate it, with a smile on their face.
SKIER_TRASHI haven't been to Vail to get one myself but anyone that has gotten a "speeding ticket" lately? How much? Etc? Whats the 411? And can someone post a pic of one? -BOB
SKIER_TRASHThis is fucking awesome! Fuck those bitches trying to tell us how to ski. The only real way to combat it that we can see is either 1) boycott these places. 2) go balls to the wall and just bum rush em with utter hell raising antics!! None stop.
Any other suggestions???
SKIER_TRASHThis is fucking awesome! Fuck those bitches trying to tell us how to ski. The only real way to combat it that we can see is either 1) boycott these places. 2) go balls to the wall and just bum rush em with utter hell raising antics!! None stop.
Any other suggestions???
50KalSki Highlands. Patrol here gives me shit for not going fast enough.
.Rybak.What happens if you just have a day pass and run?
RparrThis is what I've been dying to know since the first day I set foot on vail resort property. I feel like they would fucking tackle you and make up an excuse why later.
SKIER_TRASHHell yea. Highlands sounding awesome.
humptyive never been out there so im not sure how it works, but how the hell do you get caught speeding from these guys? Everytime i blow by them and they yell i just keep going, they have never caught me before.
Film.My friend was once chased out to the parking lot of keystones Peru lot. He had un clicked his skis and was nearing his car when they yelled at him to stop.
Film.So all i'm saying is it's a lot harder to evade these guys then you think. They all have radios, they can cut the whole chair and get directly on the lift, possibly track you with the RF technology, and most i've encountered have been good skiers. One once followed me into a double black diamond glade in beaver creek. I dipped into a shack and posted up there, I flipped my jacket inside out and made it safely to the to bus.
Film.So all i'm saying is it's a lot harder to evade these guys then you think. They all have radios, they can cut the whole chair and get directly on the lift, possibly track you with the RF technology, and most i've encountered have been good skiers. One once followed me into a double black diamond glade in beaver creek. I dipped into a shack and posted up there, I flipped my jacket inside out and made it safely to the to bus.
japanadaJackson Hole tried the whole speed gun thing on the Casper lift area, only last about a week b/c when you have rippers and a speed gun, obv we are gonna make a contest out of it. Never ever got in trouble/ticketed/talked to.
.MASSHOLE.Still there, at least this past weekend. On Casper and on the way to Thunder.
japanadaThe speed police are there, but without the radar guns tho right? They dont get paid enough to chase/catch you, so as long as youre not a knob head youll be fine.
SKIER_TRASHThis is fucking awesome! Fuck those bitches trying to tell us how to ski. The only real way to combat it that we can see is either 1) boycott these places. 2) go balls to the wall and just bum rush em with utter hell raising antics!! None stop.
Any other suggestions???
Film.So all i'm saying is it's a lot harder to evade these guys then you think. They all have radios, they can cut the whole chair and get directly on the lift, possibly track you with the RF technology, and most i've encountered have been good skiers. One once followed me into a double black diamond glade in beaver creek. I dipped into a shack and posted up there, I flipped my jacket inside out and made it safely to the to bus.
.Duncan.Not really, I'm just not a clueless park rat. If you don't like vail's policies don't ski there its pretty fucking simple.
doitbigwhere is this hut you speak of?
Fred_BearIm thinking of one but pretty sure its on a single black
doitbigI will be there Friday-Monday...any insight into hut locations at Vail/BC is much appreciated. PM me if you don't want to post.
.MASSHOLE.A few had the radar guns. Frankly the times I did see them, the snow was so funky it wasn't really possible to bomb around.
HOTPOSSIEIf they stop you fake like your deaf and start signing at them. When they drop their guard and call for someone who can sign then pull out your shiv and stick em' like a pig.
skiermanFIGHT THE POWER MANNNN! LIKE FUCK EVERYONE WEARING YELLOW! FUCK YOUR SLOW SIGNS! Grow up, you lil snatch.
HOTPOSSIEIf they stop you fake like your deaf and start signing at them. When they drop their guard and call for someone who can sign then pull out your shiv and stick em' like a pig.