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What if a dog made it to X Games

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BonusNo413
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Like after Bobby Brown there's this golden retriever at the top on four little skis fully decked out with a helmet goggles and everything. And the commentators are all like "Colby set to drop in, he's a 5 year old golden retriever comin' out of Colorado" like it's all totally normal. Then he drops in and does all the tricks the humans are doing with a triple at the bottom. Then he's out of his skis and boots just wandering around the bottom sniffing people. Then his score comes in and he places first and he's still just wandering around. Then the interview lady comes in "Colby you just won slopestyle how do you feel?" and he's just panting like "HAHaHAHaHAHaHAH" "Colby?" then Colby adjusts his throat and speaks in a fully human voice "Uh yeah it's amazing comin' out here, everyone was killin' it and I'm just super stoked to put down a run that I was happy with, so uh yeah!" "that's Colby, congratulations" then he trots off
Feb 8 2016 10:22PM
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WizardofWas
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I'll have whats he's having.
Feb 8 2016 10:24PM
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TomDavies
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i think that colby would ride ninthwards
Feb 8 2016 10:33PM
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FettySwap
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I think Colby bought full tilts
Feb 8 2016 10:34PM
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Deepskier
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I would like to meet this colby
Feb 8 2016 10:34PM
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Tamas
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Damn im high...
Feb 8 2016 10:39PM
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Skier_75
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New air bud movie
Feb 8 2016 10:53PM
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Barmski
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Amazing, I love it! Lets see it!
Feb 8 2016 11:03PM
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3rik
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Feb 8 2016 11:03PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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but would he wear his skis like this? or like this?
Feb 8 2016 11:22PM
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.Rybak.
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Dennis_Reynolds

but would he wear his skis like this? or like this?

Well if you read the op it's obviously the first picture.
Feb 8 2016 11:24PM
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TheDoughAbides
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how does colby grab w/4 skis on?
Feb 8 2016 11:25PM
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Just_Send_It
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would enjoy so much more than halo
Feb 8 2016 11:25PM
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theabortionator
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I'm pretty sure I got a contact high by clicking this thread. Colby better hope they don't drug test.
Feb 8 2016 11:30PM
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Anchorfilms
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BortyI'm pretty sure I got a contact high by clicking this thread. Colby better hope they don't drug test.


nothing like a high OP to get you more stoned
Feb 9 2016 12:04AM
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JakeBarrett
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Where'd you get your weed?
Feb 9 2016 12:04AM
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J_Berg
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What if a human won Westminster dog show?

AHHHHHH
Feb 9 2016 12:16AM
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Dunderflip
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TheDoughAbideshow does colby grab w/4 skis on?


thats the secret to his success, you cant miss a grab if youre always grabbing
Feb 9 2016 12:48AM
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special-J
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TheDoughAbideshow does colby grab w/4 skis on?


colby does TAIL GRABS only
Feb 9 2016 1:04AM
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nellyyy
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Colby Stevenson kinda looks like a Golden Retriever in this one
Feb 9 2016 1:45AM
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willysworld
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Devin Logan made it to x-games....
Feb 9 2016 3:48AM
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Paul.
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Feb 9 2016 4:10AM
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fries
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B-dog
Feb 9 2016 8:21AM
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winniecash
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heres the only problem tho. Colby's story will inspire other dogs to try skiing and now he have DUM DUM DUMMMM.... gaper dogs
Feb 9 2016 8:31AM
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MNSkiers
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inb4 this ostrich is better than you and will get gold next year at x-games
Feb 9 2016 9:16AM
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Dddsz
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Oxcilic"Uh yeah it's amazing comin' out here, everyone was killin' it and I'm just super stoked to put down a run that I was happy with, so uh yeah!"


-Every X-games medalist ever
Feb 9 2016 9:19AM
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BonusNo413
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MNSkiers

inb4 this ostrich is better than you and will get gold next year at x-games


Unfair he can flap for more air time
Feb 9 2016 9:41AM
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The.Fish
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He could do a "tail" grab
Feb 9 2016 9:44AM
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Saga.
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Now we're going to really need to solve the dogs wearing pants question for when we pick Colby up.
Feb 9 2016 11:31AM
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elcornholio
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Livin like larry? Nah, I'm Cruizin like Colby.
Feb 9 2016 11:54AM
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ModMommy
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Saga.Now we're going to really need to solve the dogs wearing pants question for when we pick Colby up.


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Elg
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safarisam


Fuck i just realized your username is SafariSAM. I always though it was Safarism, some funny spin on rastafarism.
Feb 9 2016 12:14PM
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pattyWhack
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TheDoughAbideshow does colby grab w/4 skis on?


seriously that's my only concern. but maybe he could push that no grab style in comp skiing and that's just what we need right now. i think..
Feb 9 2016 1:45PM
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pattyWhack
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TheDoughAbideshow does colby grab w/4 skis on?


seriously that's my only concern. but maybe he could push that no grab style in comp skiing and that's just what we need right now. i think..
Feb 9 2016 1:45PM
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Aharrelson358
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Would this actually make ESPN not show Halo games instead of Slope runs or would they just show the Halo finals instead of Colby's run?
Feb 9 2016 2:12PM
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DowseBigamy
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This is amazing.
Feb 9 2016 4:52PM
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CB_Harris
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you should hook me up with your dealers number
Feb 9 2016 5:31PM
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Thegratefulskier
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Dude what strain did you smoke when you thought about this
Feb 9 2016 5:31PM
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BonusNo413
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CB_Harrisyou should hook me up with your dealers number


911 bruh
Feb 9 2016 6:06PM
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gabew34
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Go hope OP. your drunk.
Feb 9 2016 7:09PM
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slowaimer
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ozzywrongDevin Logan made it to x-games....


hahahaha
Feb 9 2016 8:33PM
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creaturelo
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This is my favorite thing on the internet. You had my interest when Bobby Brown and golden retriever were in the same sentence. Now THIS is the kind of web content I'm looking for.
Feb 9 2016 9:29PM
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simmers
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A five-year-old dog would be pretty old for skiing in the X Games. Unless he was in skiercross.
Feb 9 2016 9:34PM
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skittiti
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Oxcilic"HAHaHAHaHAHaHAH" "Colby?" then Colby adjusts his throat and speaks in a fully human voice


hahah broooooooooooooo what goes on in your head
Feb 9 2016 9:44PM
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yangumane
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simmersA five-year-old dog would be pretty old for skiing in the X Games. Unless he was in skiercross.


age 5 is the peak of a doggo's prime.
Feb 9 2016 10:17PM
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theabortionator
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skittitihahah broooooooooooooo what goes on in your head


I have no idea but I'm sure his parents are super fucking proud.

https://www.facebook.com/nathanielKnowss/videos/1404746019570194/
Feb 9 2016 11:04PM
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NE.
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Colby is a weird name for a dog.
Feb 10 2016 12:10AM
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FUUUCK
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Feb 10 2016 1:16AM
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loganimlach
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TheDoughAbideshow does colby grab w/4 skis on?


Like that ever stopped anyone from medalling at X
Feb 10 2016 6:45AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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*makes well thought out thread on how to keep your skis in good shape with very helpful tips
- 30 upvotes

*makes thread about skiing dogs
-700+ upvotes
Feb 10 2016 11:26AM
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Easy-E
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Dennis_Reynolds*makes well thought out thread on how to keep your skis in good shape with very helpful tips
- 30 upvotes

*makes thread about skiing dogs
-700+ upvotes


You're a salty dog
Feb 10 2016 1:57PM
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