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Im hung like a rhino

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Racked
Posts: 78 - Karma: 10
My dick is fucking huge. It just getts bigger and bigger. I can hang 5 wet towels from it. Girls are afraid of it. I tried to have butt sex with this one girl, and i broke her hip in 4 places. She hasnt been able to shit right since. For god's sake make it stop.
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Sliding rails is like being gravitys bitch.
Jan 18 2005 12:03AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
Look it up in the encyclopedia dumbass rhinos have like tiny dicks nice try though.
impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Jan 18 2005 12:06AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
hahahahahahah, owned. I'm hung like a whale.
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Jan 18 2005 12:07AM
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Ghost82nd
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 10
^haha...owned
Jan 18 2005 12:08AM
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Posts: 78 - Karma: 10
ah shit
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Sliding rails is like being gravitys bitch.
Jan 18 2005 12:10AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
well dave thats what you get for fallin asleep with your dick in the penis enlarger
impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Jan 18 2005 12:11AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
well at least thats not as bad as waking up in a bathtub full of ice with your own dick in your mouth true story ask mommy
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 18 2005 1:30AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Im a good 7 and a half, i dont need to build it up like im a macho man im happy with what i have.
Days ski'd :21 Brakes broken:6 Skis Broken: 1 Binding's Broken : 1



'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
Jan 18 2005 1:56AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
HOLY SHIT HIS DIcK IS HUGE ^ that calskierx should be a porn star!
Days ski'd :21 Brakes broken:6 Skis Broken: 1 Binding's Broken : 1



'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
Jan 18 2005 1:57AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
^Hah I never measured it but the girls seem happy so Im happy with what I got.
Jan 18 2005 1:58AM
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TheStamos
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I measured it in junior high haha i was a loser
Days ski'd :21 Brakes broken:6 Skis Broken: 1 Binding's Broken : 1



'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
Jan 18 2005 2:01AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
I call bull shit to any guy who says they haven't measured. That's like a girl saying she's never masturbated.





Sarah

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Jan 18 2005 3:31AM
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