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what are yall gonna get your Gf/bf for valentines day

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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
i think im gonna go with some flowers and a vermont teddy bear

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Jan 17 2005 11:44PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
a nice cream facial

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Jan 17 2005 11:45PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
well i was assuming that goes without saying......

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Jan 17 2005 11:52PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
a cd with like 6 songs I wrote for her on it, make her dinner, and some flowers
impossible is really just a lack of determination
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Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

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Jan 18 2005 12:08AM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
I'm gonna get him a goat... then he will have enough goats to give to my father as a trade for me... then we will be happy... so... a goat it is...





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Jan 18 2005 12:19AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
valentines day is a marketing scam. you should always give the one you cherish tokens of appreciation...why would valentines day make it different from any other day...
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Jan 18 2005 12:57AM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
vermont teddy bears are so freaking overprices. Whats so special about them other than they are dressed up in some corney outfit?
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Jan 18 2005 1:03AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
if i had one now, maybe id get her a book on communism... to make her bitch ass shut up and stop asking for things.
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Jan 18 2005 1:29AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
haha and do you wonder why you dont have one ^^^
Jan 18 2005 1:30AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
no, i dont really wonder, i just cry in my closet a lot while listening to dashboard confessional.... and planning the revolution... of course.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Jan 18 2005 1:32AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Sounds hot, Josh... We should go out some time. ;)

...yeah.





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Jan 18 2005 3:21AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I think I'll get drunk and curse women as a species.



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Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
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Jan 18 2005 4:05AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
You know you love them.





Sarah

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Jan 18 2005 4:08AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Shutup Sarah you know I love you.



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Jan 18 2005 4:09AM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
O shit. I gotta get going on that.

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Jan 18 2005 6:07AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Ha, I wish i could actually give her something. but she doesn't let me anymore. i hate bitches.
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Jan 18 2005 6:14AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
damnit, so much money i dont have. christmas and her birthday, then valentines fuckin day. i hate you saint valentine
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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

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Jan 18 2005 7:08AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
haha, every valentines day I inevitably end up going to the movies alone, with a friend, or sit at home looking at porn. They never seem to work out.
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

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Jan 18 2005 7:34AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
3 Things

- Fruit Roll-Ups
- Ice Cubes
- A Stuffed Racoon

I think you can figure it out without my help if you get what I'm saying ;)





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Jan 18 2005 8:25PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
stuffed raccoon. ha
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'


Jan 18 2005 8:35PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
oh man, VT teddy bear. Awesome idea. I live 10 or so minutes from the factory, I'm gona have to pick one up.




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Jan 18 2005 8:49PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
fuckin valentines day. I spent all my money on christmas.

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Jan 18 2005 8:52PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
i would just liek to say
-OH HOLY SHIT... WHEN IS V DAY!? sounds like i gotta get crackin on that. this week?



yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.

-Pat



And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. 'Let the Spanish keep it, its a shithole,' we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
Jan 18 2005 10:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
fuck buying my gf something for vday, she doesnt deserve fuck all, she doesnt appreciate me for the things i do for her well then fuck her right in the fucken ass fucken hole



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Jan 18 2005 10:41PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
do you think getting my gf a nice pen is corny and fuckin stupid or thoughtful and a prelude to dirty sex

she's a writer by the way
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Jan 19 2005 12:37AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
sounds like sex to me.


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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Jan 19 2005 12:38AM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
get a limo, put roses all over it. take her downtown to yummy place to eat. go see a movie. just hang out
We're all chasing the dream
Jan 19 2005 1:11AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
What the hell do you need a limo for two people for?
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Jan 19 2005 1:31AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
back of my godam motorcycle will work. Who cares if its -16 out, she'll live.




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Jan 19 2005 6:59AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Lateralis, if shes such a bitch, dump her ass...unless she is the only ass avaible in urneck of the woods
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Jan 19 2005 7:48AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
a little bit of the ol' slap and tickle
Jan 19 2005 9:02AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ryno, shes not a bitch. she just expects me to do everything for her and when i tell her no right to her face she gets mad.



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 19 2005 9:16AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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when is v-day?



SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
Jan 19 2005 9:26AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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when is v-day?



SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
Jan 19 2005 9:26AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
^the 14th

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Jan 19 2005 10:00AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
Jack shit - down with Hallmark holidays.
Jan 19 2005 11:03AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
'back of my godam motorcycle will work. Who cares if its -16 out, she'll live.'


^hahaha

Jan 19 2005 11:19AM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
i think im going to give my boyfriend the key to my heart... is this a good idea, or would most guys think its stupid?
Jan 19 2005 12:00PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
if the key to your heart means open invitation for sex whenever he wants it than no, no that doens't sound stupid.

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Jan 19 2005 12:39PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahahaha gf's are stupid
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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

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Jan 19 2005 12:39PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Gonna buy her gift certificiate for half a day at a beauty salon and of course you got to get her flowers of some sort...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

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Jan 19 2005 12:44PM
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Tosh
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Jan 19 2005 2:37PM
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punk_rider
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valentine's day is just the 'shops day'. it's gay to buy something. acting like everybody sux. and if you're gf is senseible to that , qhe's just a sheep among others.
get some pride. get some personnality.
last advice: make present without any reason, much more fun and pleasure.
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RAILS SUCK!

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Jan 19 2005 3:33PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
your your hat making skills and crochet her a scarf. i did that for mine for christmas and she loved it. she wears it all the time.
Jan 19 2005 4:02PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
^^^ Hear that, I'm Awesome



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 19 2005 6:57PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
valentines day is so stupid i dont think its a functional relationship if you have to pick one day a year to show a person you really care for them...good thing my girlfriend agrees so i dont gotta get stuff





Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Jan 19 2005 7:25PM
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From_Hell
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
hmm....i could do really anythign and she'd love it, although i'll try to do something original and sweet, those score you the boyfriend points.
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
Jan 19 2005 8:01PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
you just blew it andrew! CHEATER!
*Laura*


my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
Jan 19 2005 8:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
With the crochet, make her a thong like Pete Olenick did for Christy.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 19 2005 8:04PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
thaongs are comlex to knit, i just finished one and the gooch strap is to long




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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy

Jan 19 2005 10:10PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
i dont knwo, olenick figured out the thong knitting thing

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Jan 19 2005 11:26PM
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