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What to say to girls on tinder

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STwoops
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Failing hard people help a lonely bro out
Feb 6 2016 5:34PM
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edai
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pretty weird question tbh
Feb 6 2016 5:37PM
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JAHpow
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What sort of outcome do you want?
Feb 6 2016 5:40PM
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STwoops
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JAHpowWhat sort of outcome do you want?


Tryin to figure out the right time to ask her out on a date
Feb 6 2016 5:53PM
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JAHpow
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STwoopsTryin to figure out the right time to ask her out on a date


How long have you talking to her?
Feb 6 2016 6:09PM
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STwoops
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JAHpowHow long have you talking to her?


Since like 10 am today
Feb 6 2016 6:14PM
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deleted5
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Ask for number you should never be talking to a girl on the app for too long. Differentiate you're self once you have her number it does itsself.
Feb 6 2016 6:17PM
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JAHpow
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nocturnalAsk for number you should never be talking to a girl on the app for too long. Differentiate you're self once you have her number it does itsself.


This, then over the next day or two just figure out something fun to do together and ask her. Simple as that.
Feb 6 2016 6:23PM
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skierman
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Call her a cunt. I hear that's French for "beautiful".
Feb 6 2016 7:38PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Ask her how smelly her cunt is.
Feb 6 2016 7:54PM
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TheBigApple
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You don't ask her out on tinder, you get her # after about 5 lines of text exchange then ask her out over text / phone call.
Feb 6 2016 8:09PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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TheBigAppleYou don't ask her out on tinder, you get her # after about 5 lines of text exchange then ask her out over text / phone call.


Sounds pretty loose butthole to me
Feb 6 2016 8:17PM
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McNoche
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Get phone number. Ask to see picture of her mom. Proceed from there.
Feb 6 2016 8:21PM
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brotherdad
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If I had the choice between stopping the holocaust and going on a date with you, I'd choose going on a date with you every time.

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but something inside of me makes me want to take you out.
Feb 6 2016 8:28PM
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B.Ryan
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"hi im carl"

"hi carl"

"let me pee in your butt?"

"okay! :)"




thats all there is too it
Feb 6 2016 9:29PM
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JahLiam
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tinder's too fucked up now man
Feb 6 2016 10:03PM
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californiagrown
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I pretty much always start out with :i have a one time offer for you: we have wild sweaty sex and then share a cheesecake afterwards". It works very well no matter what your actual intentions are. There is a decent amount of physchology behind it.
Feb 6 2016 10:17PM
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daannnnieel
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oh
Feb 6 2016 10:50PM
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whiteboi
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pics of girl so we know how to help you
Feb 7 2016 12:04AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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why would any girl go out with you, your quote isn't even jibberishes slogan "heavy lies the head that wears the crown" you ass dick
Feb 7 2016 12:08AM
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_Ryan_
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Dennis_Reynoldswhy would any girl go out with you, your quote isn't even jibberishes slogan "heavy lies the head that wears the crown" you ass dick


Believe it or not Dennis, jibberish wasn't the creator of that saying
Feb 7 2016 10:42AM
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Morriski_
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i have never been offended and confused at the same time
Feb 7 2016 11:09AM
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Kazabazua
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B.Ryan"hi im carl"

"hi carl"

"let me pee in your butt?"

"okay! :)"




thats all there is too it


I wish I had your guidance when I was 17
Feb 7 2016 11:17AM
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Pachankz
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Dennis_Reynoldswhy would any girl go out with you, your quote isn't even jibberishes slogan "heavy lies the head that wears the crown" you ass dick


Both failed it's " uneasy lies the head that wears a crown" William Shakespeare.
Feb 7 2016 2:33PM
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Daph
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You're the suh to my dude
Feb 7 2016 2:50PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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PachankzBoth failed it's " uneasy lies the head that wears a crown" William Shakespeare.


well fuck me
Feb 7 2016 3:36PM
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Mr.noodle
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I've only dabbled in the art of tindering but ask her what kind of food she likes and ask her if she wants to go out and get said food or find something she likes to do and ask her to go do said activity
Feb 7 2016 5:00PM
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dales
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Just ask her if she wants to grab a cup of coffee or beer or something.

Or ask if she wants to help you find Vladimir Putins secret hideout
Feb 7 2016 5:14PM
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dyer
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go on omegle and mess with people
Feb 7 2016 7:39PM
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Jon_Taffer
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"hey i have no sex life, you wanna hook up with a guy youve never met?"
Feb 7 2016 9:04PM
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Dddsz
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You smell like trash... Can I take you out?

Actually got a number using that line in person, but most people get pissed off.
Feb 8 2016 12:51AM
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RJ_Res
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ayy gurl u want sum fuck?
Feb 8 2016 11:53AM
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Sklar
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Feb 8 2016 6:11PM
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STwoops
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Sklar


Best idea yet. thanks man
Feb 8 2016 9:02PM
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creaturelo
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step 1. swipe right on everything
step 2. profit
Feb 9 2016 6:50PM
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CHORIZO
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i just turned 18 am i alowed to tinder?
Feb 10 2016 10:52PM
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.Hugo.
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CHORIZOi just turned 18 am i alowed to tinder?


Youre looking for grindr
Feb 11 2016 7:46AM
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CHORIZO
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Fred_BearYoure looking for grindr


No ive been using that until i turned old enough for tinder
Feb 11 2016 9:42AM
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no_steeze
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One of my roommates slayed tinder for a couple years and he would always get things going with "you wanna come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror?"
Feb 11 2016 10:55AM
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HornyOrphan
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I'll pee in your butt
Feb 11 2016 11:03AM
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HornyOrphan
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I'll pee in your butt
Feb 11 2016 11:03AM
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Shawleen
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Ask her out, but have a plan (usually I like more to do something than just meet up for a coffee or a beer).

Dont talk more than 1 or 2 days; ask her. If Im interrested I usually ask to meet within an hour.

Enjoy 👌
Feb 11 2016 1:26PM
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robbinJAHood
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Dennis_Reynoldsass dick


Lol
Feb 11 2016 2:10PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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"Girl, when I get done with you, it'll look like you got stuck in front of an out-of-control yogurt machine"
Feb 11 2016 4:04PM
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Park.
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PachankzBoth failed it's " uneasy lies the head that wears a crown" William Shakespeare.


Is this from Macbeth? I feel like it is considering Im doing that play right now in my college comp class
Feb 12 2016 2:30AM
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SHIZ
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Tell them "I usually go for 8s, but i guess i could settle for a 10" Smooth as butter, works every time.
Feb 12 2016 7:21AM
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Dustin.
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Girls are on there to:

A) Legitimately meet new people they like online

B) Fuck people

Whichever you desire, you should realize that the entire point is to ask to meet her. So just ask, be sincere, and don't beg like a pussy unless you can do so in a hilarious manner which attracts her.
Feb 12 2016 7:42AM
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Huck_Norris
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Scaredwhiteboy"Girl, when I get done with you, it'll look like you got stuck in front of an out-of-control yogurt machine"



Wanna know how I know you're still a virgin?
Feb 12 2016 8:19AM
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HenriksDreads
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i met a girl one there like two months ago and chatted with her for a couple days on there before switching to texting, then finally just said "okay i like you, and i'd love to take you out on a date. when are you free?" and since we've still been texting every day and going on dates... she's pretty cool honestly and i can't believe i met her on tinder
Feb 13 2016 1:49AM
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pomme-de-terre
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i dont know how i would go about posting them on here but i used to be wicked into tinder for like six months or so while i lived in new jersey. i posted all the funny shit i said on twitter its @sunroofbandit if someone could do the work for me so i can gain fortune and fame and maybe post a few of the screen grabs here it would be rad. or not whatever i dont care
Feb 13 2016 1:58AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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RJ_Resayy gurl u want sum fuck?


haha
Feb 13 2016 8:17AM
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