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GotamaBCshredder
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Have any creative ways to cheat on my exams?

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Jan 17 2005 10:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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by reading all your notes and remembering them. you cant get caught!
Jan 17 2005 10:39PM
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TwinTipWonder
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If its for high school, ill help. If its for college, then ima just be pissed.
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Jan 17 2005 10:39PM
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kyle_w
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put a word document on your ipod if you have one









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Jan 17 2005 10:40PM
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skibrdingbitch
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for exams, take a blanket from your house, rap yourself in it and put it over your head too, write a cheat sheet and put it on yourself, and during the exam pull it out and put it in a fold of the blanket, works great

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Jan 17 2005 10:40PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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Butterface.....you think smoking pot is a legit hobby.......its for High School

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Jan 17 2005 10:44PM
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Take a poo-poo on the teacher when he's not looking.

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Jan 17 2005 10:44PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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your point? i dont have to cheat on tests and i still get good grades.
Jan 17 2005 10:46PM
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scientist
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look over at another persons test


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Jan 17 2005 10:48PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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IO get good grades to I'm just lazy now and have a loss of drive, its for AP English and we get put in seperate cell thingys

impossible is really just a lack of determination

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Jan 17 2005 10:53PM
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hendrik.
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use a pencil case, put all the answer there.
write on your forearm, wear a long sleeve shirt/sweatshirt, and roll it up when you get there.
write on your thigh
photographic memory
steal the test before hand
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Jan 17 2005 10:56PM
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PowderCanuck
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however overplayed, the pen on hand is a classic. I used to use it for the hardest things to remember formulas ect. Since it's an english course I don't think you can really cheat since you'll be mostly writing essays. and identifying stupid stuff like onomatopea or allusion or all those. but that stuff gets drilled into your head so hardcore nonstop from grade 8 and up you should know it by now.



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Jan 17 2005 10:57PM
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skibrdingbitch
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oh i would type it up on a computer and then tape it to a white cheap bic pen and fold half the sheet in half, so when i was taking the test i would open my hand and open the cheat sheet and there all the answers where. i only did it for english when i was a soph. cause it was fucking dumb we had vocab, and we would have to spell the word, save if it was a noun of verb or whatever, a syn. and ant. of the word, its definition, and a sentance with the word in it. fucking annoying

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Jan 17 2005 11:08PM
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brogilvie
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For our school during exams, we cant take any electronic things, like music, walkmans, calculater (except for math). We have to leave our back pack, and coats and hats and shit, all at the front of the exam area.

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Jan 17 2005 11:19PM
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Jenna1106
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the only tests i cheat on are vocab tests cause i hate vocab...i just make cheat sheets and wear a zip up hoodie the day of the test and put the cheat sheet in the hoodie and it works pretty well
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Jan 17 2005 11:37PM
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zerospinskier
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i dont needa cheap cuz i got one of those 'good brain' things. but u could write on the inside of a water bottle label and tape it back on.
Jan 18 2005 12:36AM
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freeze_pooter
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me and schmitz already have our plan to cheat on the test for tomorrow
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Jan 18 2005 12:44AM
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t-man152
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I had to cheat for a chemistry test back in Middle school where we had to remember the whole table of elements.I only remembered that we had a test that morning, so during recess I wrote the whole table of elements right above my knee. during the test I just pulled my short up a tiny bit. I got an A
Jan 18 2005 1:56AM
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davidh
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put the answers face out inside a clear pen. I usually only write a word or something that I know I cant remember and then I can remember.
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Jan 18 2005 2:38AM
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thecoyote
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-Write on the sides of your fingers, in between them.
-Making 'Programs' in graphing calcs
-Wearing a baseball hat allows your eyes to drift sideways without authority seeing.
-Go to the bathroom, tape all the answers somewhere, your buddy goes to the bathroom and gets them
-Develop a tapping system...ie first tap - question number digit one...break....second tap - question number digit two....break...third tap - letter slection....ie 25 c tt....ttttt...ttt
Jan 18 2005 8:07AM
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freestyler540
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Writing note on your desk and hiding them when the teacher passes.


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Jan 18 2005 12:16PM
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alpineplease
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Baseball hats got me a B in Chem AP
Jan 18 2005 12:28PM
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1080ski
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^^ i do that all the time, works good, unless the teacher moves you to break up everybody.
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Jan 18 2005 1:32PM
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skiman523
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if you have a ti-86 caclulator on a math tes write a cheat sheet the stick it between you calc and the cover


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Jan 18 2005 1:45PM
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Anathema
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Yeah, buy an earpiece and have someone dictate the answers to you. Or you can just study and do well for yourself.


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Jan 18 2005 2:57PM
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newschooler7
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dont wear socks, slip ur shoue off and write it on your side foot, use a yellow highleter cuz u can only see it on skin from a certin angle, thus, the teacher cant see it


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Jan 18 2005 2:58PM
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jack_tha_ripper
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just type up everything u need on a peice of paper and roll it up inside a pen, wear a hat so the teaher cant see ur eyes going down from ur test to whereva u have the cheat paper, put it inside a pen that is see-through incase a teacher has a look in ur pencil case or sees it pokin out of ur pencil case when they walk by or sumthin, u can figur it out

uni its hard as to cheat at, especcially for like esseys and shit, coz they want it all in on computer and they chek it against everyone elses essey for matching sentences and shit and also all the internal shit, so its like impossible, they also chek it against known pieces of work by like scientists and shit, the computer does it all atoumaticly
so its like impossible to cheat at some unis
Jan 18 2005 3:09PM
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InfernoHits
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IPOD, record it onto an ipod!
Jan 18 2005 5:47PM
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Enthuzed
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type the stuff and make it size three font on ms word
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Jan 18 2005 5:54PM
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rebuc2
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Have a friend use their camera phone and take a picture of it so you know wats on it before the test.
Jan 18 2005 6:06PM
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alpineplease
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But camera fones such tho. Tha hat or having soemone write all the answers in numerical order down the side of a pencil. Like ABCADCBACA along the line.
Jan 18 2005 6:08PM
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Jaskier
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write on your hand






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Jan 18 2005 6:49PM
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*BeckyK*
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IPOD--the only way to cheat... teachers assume that you are just looking for a song
Jan 19 2005 2:07PM
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SRskierSFS
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make a cheat sheet , tape it into the inside of a zip hoody and wear it to school

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Jan 19 2005 2:10PM
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Localboyz
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Tapping is fucking bitchen... Ti-89s allow you to do text documents... put a cheat sheet on the inside of your shoe tongue... then just tie your shoe... put one on the inside bottom of your shirt... then keep tucking and untucking, rolling, flipping, whatever to the bottom... Tapping used with coughs, sneezes, farts, sniffs, whatever you can think up... write down answers on the desk... then wipe it off with your hand
Jan 19 2005 4:12PM
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eastcoastrepn
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just type up all your shit in notepad, save it as a .txt file, then paste them into the 'notes' folder on your iPod... it got me an 'A' in french today... god i love my ipod. it also let me finish the test fast enough to write down all the questions on my leg... she's gonna think the second class is just straight genius.
Jan 19 2005 4:23PM
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Pavesi
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one of my friends had the best idea she put a cheat sheet on the inside of her skirt so whenever she needed an answer she just rolled her skirt up a bit
Jan 19 2005 4:25PM
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skifree919
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Study and acutally learn it so you will have some more knowledge. 90% of the time i think if you have to cheat you shoulndt be in the class. There are some exceptions though.



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Jan 19 2005 4:44PM
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k-fay
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write everything down on your ankles, and then just put your ankle up by your knee and pretend to itch your leg.
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Jan 19 2005 5:57PM
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Skipig25
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for small stuff, WRITE WITH PENCIL ON YOUR FINGERNAILS. It's impossible to see, and when your done, just lick them. Foolproof.



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Jan 19 2005 6:00PM
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Cork5Guy
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for math type whatever u need and fold it up and put it in ur calculator (between the calculator and the case). writing on ur hand is also a good idea.
Jan 19 2005 6:03PM
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leone
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this kid in my english class would always put the vocab words on a small piece of paper and tuck it inside the little flap inside his hat and would occassionally take off his hat like he was thinking or something and he would look in it. he never got caught once

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Jan 19 2005 7:05PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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well i had a science test today and my teacher is like 300 years old so me and this girl just asked each ther the questions. it was fun haha and easy, but not the best way i guess
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



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Jan 19 2005 7:17PM
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rippinbumpskier
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make a cheat sheet and tape or staple it to ur belt or put it on the inside of ur watchband
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Jan 19 2005 7:19PM
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nsnski240
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Never been caught -- wear a sweat shirt or something longsleeved to school...type all the crap you need in word in like 8pt font and print. Rest you hand in front of you with the cheat sheet in it, if someone comes close your hand and let it slide down your sleeve...i've A'ced many tests this way
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Jan 19 2005 7:20PM
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*BeckyK*
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wow... you guys aren't very smart. writing on any body part or article of clothing is a bad i dea unless you can lick it off because you always need to be able to destroy the evidence, otherwise the teacher can nail you if they even suspect anything
Jan 19 2005 7:24PM
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chemicalski
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my friend spent a half hour after school writing all of the answers to his test on the bottom of my desk backwards, then i took a small peice of mirror and vuala answers galore
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Jan 19 2005 7:38PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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What i wanna know is where u can find the answers to these test. i wish i could do that
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Jan 19 2005 7:41PM
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SchweitzerSki
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i've written on my hand. i used to do taht all the time and people would laugh at me but it was for real
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Jan 19 2005 7:45PM
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friday01
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take the rapper off a water bottle and write all the answers on the inside put it back on fill it up with water then drink the water during the test and its all right there
Jan 19 2005 8:13PM
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friday01
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take the rapper off a water bottle and write all the answers on the inside put it back on fill it up with water then drink the water during the test and its all right there
Jan 19 2005 8:41PM
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