Farting on a pillow, does it cause pink eye?

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will direct contact of the anus and injection of fecal particles to the pillow cause the user to contract pink eye?? i want to know if this is scientific or if someone pulled it outta their ass

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Jan 31 2016 9:21PM

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CharlzHub

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nah mate, its all shit

Jan 31 2016 9:23PM

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BungHole.

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I feel like if you opened their eyelid and injected the fart straight into their looker, pink eye would happen

Jan 31 2016 9:25PM

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GrapeHunter

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My brothers and I would always fart on each others pillows in hopes of administering the infamous "i-farted-on-your-pillow-and-gave-you-pink-eye" joke. None of us ever got pink eye. While I can see it being possible, as long as your eyes are doing their job and flushing out toxins and irritants via tears, then you shouldn't get pink eye. I think the science behind it is that when you fart, microscopic shards of dry fecal matter fly out of your anus and onto the pillow, where the victim may lay their head; when they are on said pillow the particles fly around and get in the victims eye, causing irritation and bacterial growth. But I'd definitely still recommend farting on any pillow you can find.

Jan 31 2016 9:30PM

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