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Pros on NS

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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
Does any one know of any pros NS screen names? If so post em.

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20 years ago
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
xtakewarninx




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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jibbajabba2
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
jibbajabba2
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ahahahahah jibbajabba, good man.




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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jibbajabba2
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
haha damn you beat me by 2 seconds
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
original

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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I could if you really want me to... but




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
20 years ago
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
^post whore... that is funny stuff what comes next?

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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 682
you knows what original


when kids like you make this thread everyday
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
i heard atlski is seth morrison







bahahahahhaha just kidding
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yeah funkin right kid
shut the funk up
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
i heard dynarider is dave crichton



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'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
...and gimmiehead is jon olson



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'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
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pat-rickdaigle
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dspin7x is brad holmes



SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
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patrickcowan
Posts: 3713 - Karma: 218
Im mikael
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you know what else is gay? men having sex with each other. IT's sooooo queer
-noteefa

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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
im gagnier, and belanger
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
no dspin7x is eric dorsey sorry

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
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NoTeefa
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Hi, my name is Anthony Boronowski
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
I don't think Gimmehead is Jon

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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
Holy shit your gullable!
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Bristol Mountain Sucks



The Juvenile



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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
Im also known as JP Cliche


Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
damn u

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pete15015
Posts: 355 - Karma: 11
thus post happends all the time its so gayyy
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pat-rickdaigle
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thats pete olenick



SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
20 years ago
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
im actually Tanner Hall, all this time, ha i tricked you all bitches!




Sponsored By Your Mom
Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs
Make Turns, Not War
Bomb Hills, Not People
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
well, noteefa is really TonyB.
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undercover_skier
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 160
there are more than you will ever know
ha ha ha ha ha
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Sharpy
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I can eat 2 hotdogs in 2 minutes



Like a virgin on prom night



A few soft moans



You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself



When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah



You A-hole
20 years ago
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
so i can eat 98 skittles in 47.45 seconds

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh


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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
i can eat 3 double cheeseburgers in a minute and a half



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Just shut up and ski.
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
^damn i could only eat one maybe 2



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'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
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Sharpy
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^ and it only takes me 58 secodns to eat your mom



Like a virgin on prom night



A few soft moans



You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself



When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah



You A-hole
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
^it only takes me 38 to eat yours

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh


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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
hooooly shit that was fresh skibum. that was the bee's knees^



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Just shut up and ski.
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
**your moms

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh


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yellav
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haha that was the bees knees

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh


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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
oh this thread is priceless, i hope it never ends.

Handrails Cult Check it out!
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french_fry
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i no thers andy mahre, mike wilson, kye peterson, and Iberg said there were pros with weird id's that didnt make them sound like pros


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Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
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yellav
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i found 18 cents on the street today

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh


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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
i ate your sisters kitty


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
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From_Hell
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
dspin is a fucking pro? i hate that guy, he's such a stereotypical asshole.

Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
he's not a pro... but a dick yes

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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
pro's at what?
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
im a pro pogo-sticker!



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Just shut up and ski.
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I can say all 50 capitals in under a second.

MEH!




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
k that was just dumb

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skiforlifeandrock
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ccrewsoilder is tanner i swear
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skiierman
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Haha, I remember Kye was on here and we shredded him a new one, INTERNET STYLE!





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
whats kyes name?




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Just shut up and ski.
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skiierman
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Kye Peterson, am I right?





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
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bibs_skibum
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no his NS name



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Just shut up and ski.
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defiskis
Posts: 359 - Karma: 10
From what I know so many top name pros have names on this website, but no one really knows besides them and who they tell. They have these random names and they just like to comment or start shit. If it's true then whoever it is...you're all fucking pathetic.

Transworld said that Mountain Creek's terrain park was the 'creme de la creme of jib parks.' DIRTY JERSEY! THATS FUCKING RIGHT!
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