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Scared of a Draft...I am Here to Help !
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So some of you maybe afraid of a draft...so get around it! If you are drafted, that obviously means you go to basic training...so dont wanna go to war?
heres a little guide to help you out
1.Pretend you are a homo sexual...Uncle sam does not want gays fighting for his country
2.Be a complete pussy and complain or not do anything and make up excuses
3.Go on google and find a very rare disease or disorder and wallah you have it jsut like that.
4.this one is money...hey its gonna hurt but if you are inlisted go ski out west at a huge mountain and just do everything 100% balls to the wwall untill you break something and are unable to join.
5. Go to college in canada and move there
6.Dissapear to a forighen country
7. worst comes to worst dont do anything anyone tells you and just freak out...what will they do?
8.Pretend to be homosexual.
9. Pretend or make up a mental condition
10. Pretend you are homosexual
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you sure like the homosexual excuse dont ya.
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No haha but it would be hilarious... i could make a movie out of it...just think about it hahaha
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i read an article once saying that it would be tougher if they did it again because marriage, canada and college wouldnt get you out, and i doubt homosexuality would work, but your best bet is to flee the country and never come back, thats my plan
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any of you americans who don't wanna go, trade identity with me. you could live in the nicest city in Canada, Vancouver, and not worry about being drafted. I've been trtying to get in for years...
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True True or everyone opposed to the war could become a rebel force and take over the government and make the most kick ass country in the world
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rugby...you wanna come to this shithole?
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or fight for your country you cowards
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go ahead you faggot
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Good you idiot...going into that war means pretty much death
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rugbydave, I hope you don't mind a bad criminal record on your identity-to-be, because I'm switching with you if I hear of a draft
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^ haha i already dibbs it
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OOOOOO BIG JIBBIN IS A BIG PATRIOT MAN, why arent you over there now you dumb fuck
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war or total gayness??? id rather take a shot of semen to the face than a screaming rocket through the chest
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the only way your getting out of the draft and staying in the country is if you cut off a leg or some kinda limb
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you kidding me? most soldiers ARE gay. its like jail only with more guns.
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i think i get excused cause i have had asthma, which doesnt effect me anymore i ran a half marathon last summer, but its still on my medical record
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'go ahead you faggot'
So...big_jibbin is gay because he doesn't plan on pretending to be a homosexual. I can't argue with that logic. BTW, the draft topic had been beaten to death many times before. I recommend using the search button.
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so many misconceptions. expecially aoubt that if the draft came back it would be harder to get out of. this is not true. there was a bill written by a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT that said a bunch of stuff like gays would be alllowed and that talked about how it would be harder to go to canada, and made it eqial for men and women getting drafter. this bill naturally did not pass, but it was written to proove a point. that is, if your gonna have a draft, to make it more fair.
anyways, i know a shittload of actual legitmate info about this, so if you have questions ask me. i want to a 12 hour long course where we basically went through a big booklet and talked about the laws and shit, and i have been to other meeting and such on the topic.
as it stands now, the draft would be the same as it was in nam.
another idea, and one that i like alot, is getting a tatoo of 'FUCK YOU' on the outside-side edge of your right hand...technically they wont let you in the army if you have a tatoo basically below your elboes, and this is the best way to do it if your gonna take that approach.
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Joe is out of school didnt fucking ask for much Couldnt get a job the marines his last hope Down at the frontline with a gun not a toy Kill many men not asking what for Joe's family the comrades next to him Die one by one his luck is running out Joe wrote back home his parents unemployed The rich is fuckin laughing profits from the war Joe is off to die for another senseless war No arms no legs his mother cries at home Joey wears the flag so proud to fight for us And for a government that doesnt give a fuck
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the chances of a draft happening are very slim, but if i got drafted, i would go inlist myself and voluteer for the most badass unit i could get into. If you're gonna fight, you might as well know how to.
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EastCoast you wouldn't be able to build a nation that way because the guys dodging are just the pussies that are scared
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or dont believe in the reasoning behind the war. they arent willing to die for the cause.
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screw that man, im not too scared, but it would be a danm shame to waste my life 'for my country.'
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Joe is out of school didnt fucking ask for much Couldnt get a job the marines his last hope Down at the frontline with a gun not a toy Kill many men not asking what for Joe's family the comrades next to him Die one by one his luck is running out Joe wrote back home his parents unemployed The rich is fuckin laughing profits from the war Joe is off to die for another senseless war No arms no legs his mother cries at home Joey wears the flag so proud to fight for us And for a government that doesnt give a fuck
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I'll help my signing up for the armed forces when they issue the draft to people who are to scared to go over seas and fight for every privlage they've ever had can sit here and complain to have me come back.
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maybe the draft is why nam was a such a screw-up. The draft pulled in a bunch of lazy ass fucks who wouldn't/couldn't fight for shit, and didn't give a shit. I just thought i'd point that out. That being said, i wouldn't want to join the army or be drafted. I have other plans-
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how would i be fighting for any of my freedoms if i go to iraq to fight?
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someone explain how fighting in iraq, or vietnam for that matter, is 'fighting for our country?' is the american way of life, our freedom, or ideals threatened in any way by iraq? if this was a justified war, if the u.s. was in some sort of imminent danger, i would enlist. if not, fuck off. i'm going to france.
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Sign up for service now you bitches. go fucking kill an Arab. oops sorry to arabs on the site. (you still suck :0 ) If you puss out and dont sign up, i'll find your hippie fag ass and slap you in the face with my Rhino sized Cock
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ha. I saw a movie once when these guys were trying to dodge and they went to the guy and were like, 'we're both gay'. The commander is like, 'that's fine, but I need proof.' and then he told them to kiss. They stayed in the army.
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fail the drug test...
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Vietnam wasn't screwed up cause of the draft, there were more draftees in the second world war...
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Sign up for service now you bitches. go fucking kill an Arab. oops sorry to arabs on the site. (you still suck :0 ) If you puss out and dont sign up, i'll find your hippie fag ass and slap you in the face with my Rhino sized Cock
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Draft over here got abolished about 2 years ago. Saved my bro's ass. (Now it's optional.)
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the problem with the draft is that it actually can weaken an army. One of the reasons, albeit not the main one, is that we have an all volunteer army, and thus, dont have as many people that can't/won't fight. It wouldnt be as great of an asset to hte army to have a draft as many would think.
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yea well i got a heart murmur and not good sight, so yay, no war for me
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i think we should just nuke them...
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If another WW2 situation came to be, I would enlist. But to fight in iraq, fuck that.
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if the draft started i would join the air force or navy... iraq is a dessert, id much rather fire a 150 mm cannon from 200 miles away then breaking down a door and throwing in a grenade
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1080 ski, what you said makes sense to me, nuke 'em
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u fucking pussy.... o lets make up excuses so we dont have to go to war o god.... man the fuck up and go protect ur country if u dont like how the country is then trade ur place with an iraqi child who would love to fill ur shoes u pussy
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fuck protecting your country. they dont do shit to help you out. they always fuck around with everyone so if the government ever needs my help they can suck on my fucken penis
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oh sean oh sean
skogenjake: i got owned hardcore. i though he was a real little cunt
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im not 18 yet, but the talk of draft is scary shit. fuck that man, im moving to canada, or severely injure myself
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u can no longer move to canada, just fucken refuse, go to jail for a year or 2, it's better then dieing for sure, might get u the pussy rep. but it's better then being a dead man, i'd never fight for this country, ever.
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'u fucking pussy.... o lets make up excuses so we dont have to go to war o god.... man the fuck up and go protect ur country if u dont like how the country is then trade ur place with an iraqi child who would love to fill ur shoes u pussy'
hmm, so what you're saying is be a man and go to iraq and kill that child?
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''maybe the draft is why nam was a such a screw-up. The draft pulled in a bunch of lazy ass fucks who wouldn't/couldn't fight for shit, and didn't give a shit. I just thought i'd point that out. That being said, i wouldn't want to join the army or be drafted. I have other plans-''
wow! wow! it is funny that people say this, yet do you relize that of all the senitors and reps in the US, only 1 has a child in the army? fuck man, they should be the first ones in the army if those shits in the gizzhouse actually beleve in this war.
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Joe is out of school didnt fucking ask for much Couldnt get a job the marines his last hope Down at the frontline with a gun not a toy Kill many men not asking what for Joe's family the comrades next to him Die one by one his luck is running out Joe wrote back home his parents unemployed The rich is fuckin laughing profits from the war Joe is off to die for another senseless war No arms no legs his mother cries at home Joey wears the flag so proud to fight for us And for a government that doesnt give a fuck
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