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Jeroen13Just Lip on Blind 2, she'll come running right to you!
PringleBuy full tilts
mantoastAnd you know the govy/mtn saying it ain't your girl its just your turn my turns over.
mantoastMy full tilts and after bang got me a solid local Blondie ski racer with a ghetto booty. Damn fine as well total mountain trophy. But the stereotypes stayed true and she was just too much racer for it to work out completely different mind sets on skiing. And you know the govy/mtn saying it ain't your girl its just your turn my turns over. Back to a relationship with my skis
KravtZUsed to date a pretty kick ass skier chick for a while....realized I liked shredding with my bro's way more than her. It was annoying hanging out with her 24/7 could never get some chill time for myself.
Dennis_Reynoldsget really good snowboarding
Jbreschtotally agree, never as much fun skiing with a girl then with the bro's UNLESS she's chill enough to hang with the bros to and take some video while everyone throws down (ultimate catch)
KravtZShe always tried way to hard and couldn't chill out to prove herself which she more than did enough. She was also super fragile so she couldn't do shit besides groomers.
It was almost to weird because she tried to be a bro way to hard and it just was weird for me. Wasn't into it. Plus her jacket / pants color combo was disgusting haha
KravtZIt was annoying hanging out with her 24/7 could never get some chill time for myself.story of my time with her, I work graveyards I wouldn't get shit for sleep back then
BenWhitnever heard that one. that's golden, thank you.it stands true through the ages
freewillierighteous
Mr.Haverkamppee in her butt
EbolaStep 1. Create a charity fundraiser that targets girls and skiing.....encourage a bunch of girls to ski in swim suits or light clothing....ask for pledges every run they ride down they get a pledge.
Step 2. By now you have a solid source of income...expand your business and move from resort to resort.
Step 3. Slowly turn the girls who fundrased into a snow bunny survice....or brothle if your from Nevada.
Step 4. Pick any girl from your snow bunny survice and wife them up.....or just wave the fact that you have a large amount of money in front of some random hot girl (not a 12 year old) at a ski resort and she will come to you like flys to a bug zapper.
Step 5. Settle down and retire early, have some kids, enjoy life as she devorces you for half of everything.
Step 6. Pee in her butt
Jeroen13Just Lip on Blind 2, she'll come running right to you!
Mr.Haverkamppee in her butt
ShawleenLOL
First step is talk to her.
Be friendly.
Than see how it goes ... you might not even like her.
Nice line someone told me this week;
"I will try [insert a nice trick] if you give me you name and cell #"
I found it really funny and would probably have give him if he wasnt a 16 years old guy. Try that one and tell me if it works :)
LynxNationIf there's a honey in the park, just nose press a box while hollarin,
"baby I can do this all day"
then ride away.
Boom. You're in.
mantoastThese should go hand in hand.
ShawleenI agree ... It should. I guess every girls differents so just try something lol usually every girls loves humour so just make her laught (and yaa show her your best tricks its always nice !).the worst they can say is no, and life goes on just like it was prior to asking so in my eyes if you're a nice guy and not a douche like mingg said below then a guy should have decent odds of at least spinning some laps with the ladies. So fellas seriously just be yourself and have fun. My ex one day riding she told me "its insane you're like a different person, so laid back not a care in the world yet so stoked and passionate about it its really cute how you just don't care and have as much fun as you can"
MinggGuy skiers make up the douchiest people I know. So maybe just don't be a douche.
addie.some other helpful tips:
dont be a douche
SammyDubzThis seems to be the opposite where I come from.
addie.how has that worked out for you so far?
addie.how has that worked out for you so far?
SammyDubzVery well actually
ShawleenAnd how old are you ? (i think this is an important factor ...)
ShawleenAnd how old are you ? (i think this is an important factor ...)
mantoastInb4 he's 12.
SammyDubzI actually just turned 13. Even more girlfriends now because I'm finally a real teenager
ShawleenThis explain that.
Advice; after fifteen, stop playing the douchyy game. Girls won't like it.
SammyDubzI actually just turned 13. Even more girlfriends now because I'm finally a real teenagerI was so close!
ShawleenThis explain that.
Advice; after fifteen, stop playing the douchyy game. Girls won't like it.
mantoastI was so close!
Back when I was his age I learned really quick that being a douche will get you scandalous girls, sure they can be hot and all but are usually trashy and up to no good. Dont get burnt. Just drop the act now and be yourself come highschool all the bitties will notice if you're that good skier kid who was nice and always funny. If you're not half bad looking you'll get way more quality ladies than some skeezballs that you can hit up with lines like "ay girl what's good let me holla"
Mr.Haverkamppee in her butt
SammyDubzJudging from the fact that you couldn't tell that I was kidding, I'm gonna guess you actually are 12. Or maybe just retarded. Guess we'll never know...
ShawleenLOL
First step is talk to her.
Be friendly.
Than
insert a nice schlong into her sphincter
