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nugblazer
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if you really want to change ur life buy a bidet, get a bidet, order it just buy it online you can easily just google bidet and find one for sale up at amazon

i installed a bidet a few weeks ago and nothing has had such a powerful impact on me, we are so stuck in a culture where people still think that we have to the hold on to the idea that you must wipe your ass with some type of paper cloth. its a culture where its just normal to rub cleanex against out assholes and then take that tissue with asshole shit on it and drop it into some kind on nasty fucking toilet

i went to indiaa few years ago and talked to this indian guy and in india they use their han to wipe their asshole with then they wash it in water, basically the guy said if u had a piece of shit on ur hand u wouldnt use a tissue to clean it up, u would wash it off


like if u got shit on ur leg, u would have a shower and wash it with water, u wouldnt use some tissue to wipe shit off ur leg

so why are people ok with using tissues to wipe their assholes with??

WAKE UP PPL

AND SMELL THE COFFE

BUY A BIDET ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 28 2016 10:40PM
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nugblazer
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GO ONLINE AND ORDER A BIDET TODAY

OWNING A PIDET IS LIKE FEELING LIKE A PRINCE

YOU GET TO WALK AROUND EVERYWHERE KNOWING YOUR ASSHOLE IS CLEANER THAN ANYONE ELSES

PLEASE MY FRIENDS BUY A BIDET TODAY
Jan 28 2016 10:46PM
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Heart
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It does sound amazing. I do my best impression of a bidet by getting the toilet paper wet (in the sink) on my last wipe. Would recommend/10.
Jan 28 2016 10:47PM
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Mingg
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WE HAD BIDET'S IN MY HOTEL ROOM!!! OH MY GOD IT WAS MAGICAL.
Jan 28 2016 10:48PM
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nugblazer
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MinggWE HAD BIDET'S IN MY HOTEL ROOM!!! OH MY GOD IT WAS MAGICAL.


as soon as you turn that tap the refreshing cool water sprays up into your asshole and it feels like that most luxurious thing you have every felt
Jan 28 2016 11:31PM
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safety.third
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because india is so well known for public health/hygiene
Jan 28 2016 11:42PM
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theabortionator
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HeartIt does sound amazing. I do my best impression of a bidet by getting the toilet paper wet (in the sink) on my last wipe. Would recommend/10.


Use spit. Water from the sink generally makes the paper more likely to fall apart. A little bit of spit and you can polish your butthole.
Jan 29 2016 12:41AM
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nugblazer
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ebotdzbecause india is so well known for public health/hygiene


In India they don't use a tissue to wipe shit off their body, they have enough common sense to use water to wash it off
Jan 29 2016 7:36AM
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Ranch
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Ya but they wipe the shit off first with there hand
Jan 29 2016 8:41AM
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.Hugo.
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I dont wipe, your mom licks my asshole clean
Jan 29 2016 8:48AM
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nugblazer
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Fred_BearI dont wipe, your mom licks my asshole clean


the shit sticks to the tongue, and ur still getting shit on your asshole lips
Jan 29 2016 5:07PM
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OregonDead
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I just take a full shower with a detachable shower head. I agree bidets are nice though. The stand alone bidets are sweet, not as big of a fan of the ones that are just like a hose. If you don't have a bidet or a detachable shower head I don't see how you can really wash all the shit off.
Jan 29 2016 5:39PM
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Deforestation
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ebotdzbecause india is so well known for public health/hygiene


I know this was sarcasm, but if you think about it, they really they are known for public hygiene... how bad it is.


Also, THEY'RE CALLED FUCKING WIPES OP. Washing your ass with water doesn't make it smell fresh either.

Jan 29 2016 7:20PM
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OregonDead
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DeforestationI know this was sarcasm, but if you think about it, they really they are known for public hygiene... how bad it is.


Also, THEY'RE CALLED FUCKING WIPES OP. Washing your ass with water doesn't make it smell fresh either.



Please just use TP. Those wipe things are causing millions of dollars in damage to sewer system infrastructure. The don't dissolve like TP and people have to fish them out or the pipes break.
http://abc7news.com/news/disposable-wipes-clog-bay-area-sewer-treatment-plants/399881/
Jan 29 2016 7:37PM
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Deforestation
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OregonDeadPlease just use TP. Those wipe things are causing millions of dollars in damage to sewer system infrastructure. The don't dissolve like TP and people have to fish them out or the pipes break.
http://abc7news.com/news/disposable-wipes-clog-bay-area-sewer-treatment-plants/399881/


"Some wipes are made to be flushed down the toilet, "
Jan 29 2016 7:43PM
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nugblazer
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/810198/Duncan-Trussell-on-Bidets
Jan 29 2016 7:55PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Everyone glosses over the fact that you use a bidet, polish your asshole clean, and then pull your dry pants up over your soggy wet dog of an ass. Do you just squat there and wait for that shit to air dry? Do you carry a hanky in your back pocket like a grandpa and hand it out to young women to wipe their noses on?

Seriously.....I need a towel after I wash my ass.
Jan 29 2016 10:12PM
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Mingg
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CaptainObvious.Everyone glosses over the fact that you use a bidet, polish your asshole clean, and then pull your dry pants up over your soggy wet dog of an ass. Do you just squat there and wait for that shit to air dry? Do you carry a hanky in your back pocket like a grandpa and hand it out to young women to wipe their noses on?

Seriously.....I need a towel after I wash my ass.


What? you don't like swamp ass!?!
Jan 29 2016 10:49PM
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Laurent.
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ebotdzbecause india is so well known for public health/hygiene


We are trying to achieve their level of culture, the pinnacle of which is designated shitting streets.

Jan 30 2016 10:59AM
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LynxNation
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It's a staple of Japanese homes and hotels, too! Toilets with warmed seats and warmed bidets built in. My god, life changing experience there.


Using a squat toilet, too. Also life changing.
Jan 30 2016 12:00PM
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nugblazer
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LynxNationIt's a staple of Japanese homes and hotels, too! Toilets with warmed seats and warmed bidets built in. My god, life changing experience there.


Using a squat toilet, too. Also life changing.


YES!

i went to Japan in 2007, and most of the hotels have AMAZING bidets

japan has crazy bidets that even have a have a little dryer that blows air to dry your asshole
Jan 30 2016 2:25PM
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