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THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT STORY EVER

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Campochampskid
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For many years, people have believed that area 51 was the most top secret base in the world. But as far as this man is concerened, Area 51 is just a distraction to keep public eyes away from Dulce Millitary base in Nevada. Read this article from a former security guard at the base. Some whacked bullshit! http://www.all-natural.com/dulce-11.html
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Jan 17 2005 3:47PM
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Jan 17 2005 3:57PM
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Sinister
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Biggest bullshit I've ever read. How did u get to this site?
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Jan 17 2005 4:01PM
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jflo453
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wow, what if they actually do have aliens, and they skied, and they were siiiiiiiiiiick!!!
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Jan 17 2005 4:03PM
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proZach
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bitches.
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Jan 17 2005 4:03PM
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skiierman
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I didn't bother to read past the first question. Sounds like boring, useless, untertaining babble.





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Jan 17 2005 4:06PM
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EastCoastPride
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^ so basically every one of your posts.


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Jan 17 2005 4:20PM
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Campochampskid
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this guy must be on acid. That friggen nuts compared to the test nazis did if this report is totally truthful. Which is BS cuz i have not seen 1 alien and this guy claims to have worked with them on a daily basis and has them divided into caste systems.
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Jan 17 2005 4:21PM
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Lateralis
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i watch the area 51 show lastnight on tlc, it was great



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Jan 17 2005 4:23PM
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^haha yes

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Jan 17 2005 4:23PM
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skiierman
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eastcoastpride, You pretty much hit the nail on the head.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 17 2005 8:14PM
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theBOSS.
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Hah, I also watched the area 51 show on TLC.

If this interview was real, and this place existed, that page wouldn't be on the web. End of story.

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Jan 17 2005 8:27PM
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nychka
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thats a pretty wierd interview
Jan 17 2005 9:39PM
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Campochampskid
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no dude, the place exists, but i dunno if theres shit like that goin on inside of it.
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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.



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Jan 18 2005 5:44PM
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SkiUnit03
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a bit of the interview:

Q -- Abductees have reported that the aliens can pass their bodies and that of the abductee through window glass. Is this a feat of magic achieved by advanced technology or is it a psychic power?

A -- The aliens have mastered atomic matter. They can go through walls like we go through water! It is not magic, just physics. We can learn to do the same thing. It has to do with controlling atoms at will.



Q -- Are you in communication with benevolent aliens or do you have contacts that are? If you are, can you tell us how we can communicate with their teams?

A -- I am not at liberty to discuss communications with any friendly alien life forms. I can tell you there is a friendly factor active in Costa Rica, I am in direct communication with that factor. I am an active member of the Sub-Galactic League of Costa Rica. This organization, using a small satellite dish, a television set and ham radio equipment reached this factor. I might suggest that by using similar equipment and a low band frequency, you may reach the same factor.



Q -- Do you stay in the U.S.A., or do you live abroad? Do you work now? I know you have been on the run for several years.

A -- Yeah, quite a few years. I visit the U.S., but it's really dangerous when I do. I've lived in several countries. I spent a few years in Mexico, working as a mercenary soldier. It's rough work, frequently living in the bush, eating what ever I can find. I spent time in South America, fighting the drug cartel it's not the citizens, it's the secret government, top officials AND American alphabet boys -- CIA, FBI, etc.. I settled in Costa Rica, 'bought' a small house in Limon. Actually it is a shanty that some one abandoned. I paid the equivalency of $11 to one of the local constables for the right to call it 'mine'. My name changes when I think some one is asking questions. I've worked in one of the underground bases near the Panama border. It's in the mountains, not very far from a passive but 'active' volcano. It is not as fancy as Dulce, but the people are wonderful.










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Jan 18 2005 6:16PM
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kyle_w
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im a member if the 'Sub Galactica League of Costa Rica' too









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



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Jan 18 2005 7:50PM
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SmoKinSkier
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What the hell some retarded hsit there




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Jan 18 2005 7:56PM
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pa_freeskier
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I stopped reading after 'reptilian humanoids'
Jan 18 2005 8:12PM
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Meh42
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Q -- Is there external security, and could we recognize them in or around the town itself?

A -- There is minimal security on the surface, most of the men and women are Air Force or 'highway crew' men. There used to be a Best Western motel that hosts or hires a lot of Base workers from Level One. I don't know if that motel is still operational. Most of the security force live in Santa Fe. Others live at White Pine Los Alamos.

fuck, thats where i live. damn crazy people
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Jan 19 2005 12:11AM
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CanOpener
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Wow, what a load of shit.
Jan 19 2005 1:00AM
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wuestinator
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this actually scares me



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Jan 19 2005 1:41AM
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Campochampskid
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dudes, we have def had contact with aliens before, even tho i think this story is a total pipe dream. if u watched the area 51 thing on tlc, you know how secretive it is. There are sensors like, 3 miles outside of their established border and like, 3000 cameras at each checkpoint. if anyone can clarify the thing about vents and hidden entrances to dulce, please tell me cuz i wanna know. the actual base exists but i dunno if shit like that goes on in there.
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Jan 19 2005 11:07AM
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*BeckyK*
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i was lost after the first question
Jan 19 2005 11:52AM
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wuestinator
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i read the whole thing last night, and it really made me wonder if there is any truth to history at all. i am interested in this dulce base as well as the vents. im moving to salt lake area so i can do some investigating.



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Jan 19 2005 12:03PM
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wuestinator
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it actually got me thinking that aliens could have caused the tsunami event on dec 26.

but then i realized i was just stoned.



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Jan 19 2005 12:23PM
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kyle_w
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haha, i googled 'sub galactic league of costa rica' and evidently it doesnt exist. the only reult is that page. yeah, i dont think it exists.









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 19 2005 12:25PM
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wuestinator
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i actually goggled like lots of 'keywords' on that page. some do exsist some dont. such the flash gun, reptilian huminoids (i actualy got a list of shapeshifters and senators that are, lol), i dont really remember them all really.



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Jan 19 2005 12:28PM
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Campochampskid
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i bet there is deff some truth to that crap. im really still very skeptic on the live alien part tho.
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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.



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Jan 19 2005 2:17PM
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Campochampskid
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type Dulce Base in on google. a ton of stuff comes up. http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/2679/dulce.html
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Jan 19 2005 2:30PM
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KillerMonkey
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It would be so cool if you finally got a job in the government where you finally knew all the secrets of everything.
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Jan 19 2005 4:40PM
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wuestinator
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how do people manage to get a job like that?



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Jan 19 2005 8:48PM
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Pavesi
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i was laughing the whole time i read that
Jan 19 2005 8:57PM
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Campochampskid
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if u ever got a job at one of those, u basically sign ur life over to the govt when u sign that contract. u cannot tell anyone what goes on, unless you want a swift shot to the head. gunshot that is. either that or you get thrown in a cage for aliens to test ur body and shit like that.
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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.



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Jan 20 2005 5:30PM
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rocktheLPs
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if aliens are real, how come never a group has actually seen a living alien? there always alone

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Jan 20 2005 5:50PM
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skiierman
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^ That's because the other people in the group are always doing something else like taking a shit, tieing their shoes, sneezing, etc...





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 20 2005 7:33PM
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nsnski240
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hmmm...it sounds like area52


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Jan 20 2005 9:11PM
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Irotate360
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you know i was just think about this the other day^^^^, how exactly do you get a govt job like that that would allow you to have acces to area 51, do you have to be in the military or what?





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Jan 20 2005 9:17PM
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T-Valley_skier
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^^^Duh.... they erase your memory when you're done working there and fill it in with memories of college. Everyone who thinks they have been to 'college' really worked at a top secret government facility.


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Jan 20 2005 9:37PM
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Astomp
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im so confused by that.


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Jan 20 2005 9:45PM
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I really want it to be true.

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Jan 20 2005 9:58PM
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Astomp
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i live in utah i should go explore.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Jan 20 2005 10:04PM
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3ski6guy0
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no...a51 is the name of keystones terrain park
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Jan 20 2005 10:07PM
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EastcoastAR5
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area 51 is really just a prime vacation destination and is so secret so the paparatzzi dont go in there and take pictures of
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Jan 21 2005 9:10PM
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