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AidanCskiDD = less than 2 feet
Flat/down = longer than 4 feet
BungHole.So what is it between 2 and 4 feet?
Titsandwich114 feet is winning? some fuckin hardos takin this poll!!
Titsandwich11for those downvoting this/voting for 4 feet: the flats in the middle of the majority of DFDs arent even 4 feet long, ya tards
BortyThat's not true. Probably the most common size is 8' flat on dfd's
Gr0moI think if it is longer then actual donkey genitalia, it becomes a flat rail.
BortyThat's not true. Probably the most common size is 8' flat on dfd's
ianrich511I never considered a flat to be a donkey dick, I thought the donkey dicks had to have some rise to em. Is that wrong?
Titsandwich11no way dude. next time you walk by a "normal" size DFD handrail, look at the flat. it's very rarely 8 feet or even close
Bortyu over estimate how short
Bortywhat do stairsets have to do with ski areas.
SteezMcGeeWhere does anyone mention stairs?
SteezMcGeeWhere does anyone mention stairs?
BortyMaybe I'm assuming things but I generally associate the word handrail with a rail used for people to hold onto along the edge of stairs, wheelchair ramps
Bortywhat do stairsets have to do with ski areas. I think you over estimate how short 8 feet actually is
Titsandwich11because donkey dicks only exist in parks because they exist on real life handrails, it's just an imitation thing
i know that 8 feet isn't that long at all but i guarantee you that you don't see an 8 foot flat section on a DFD all winter, not in a park at least. you might see one here and there in urban
but i digress. 4 feet is not a DD...it's a flat section. the whole thing about DDs is that they buck you a little bit because there's not enough length on them to slide through smoothly like a regular flat section
BortyIs english not your first language?
I will try to reply regardless.
Obviously there have been capped handrails on stairsets for a long time. That isn't shocking new information. Hell people used to hacksaw them off to hit urban. That was one of the signs that people were hitting a particular downrail on their skis or snowboards. Then it changed to the point where we have added those, and sometimes even skate stoppers etc to features in the park.
6-8 feet is fucking ridiculously common range for DFD flats. Everyone is entitled to their "opinion" but saying that isn't a true statement is simply wrong. I pay quite a bit of attention to the dimensions of rails at ski areas.
Saying "I know that 8 feet isn't that long at all but i guarantee you that you don't see an 8 foot flat section on a DFD all winter, not in a park at least." is one of the dumbest things I've read on here in a while.
Not trying to be a dick, but if you're going to say something like that, whatever. You're simply wrong.
There has been an increase in some of the shorter pump kinks. And obviously some places have tiny dfd's but there are a ton of 8' flat sectioned dfd's in terrain parks.
It is a very common size.
Titsandwich11haha okay dude, no need to get all internet on me...yes, english is my first language
anyway, don't get hung up on whether or not there are flat sections on DFDs that are that long or not. sure, yeah, some are.
my point was that many flat sections on DFDs are very short, like 3 feet. so if you consider that a flat section, why would you consider a flat section of that same length at the end of a rail a DD and not just a flat section?
i think some people have a good point saying that it's all relative, like if you have a 20 foot down rail that ends in a 4 foot flat, i feel ya if you refer to that as a DD
this is a stupid argument, i happen to think somewhere around 2 feet is the max length of a DD...like i said,id def feel like a tool calling a DFD with a 3 foot flat at the end a DFDF. but 4 feet? in my mind that's a flat section. but im sure the world will continue to spin despite the fact that we disagree on this. by the way im a way better skier than you
Gr0moI think if it is longer then actual donkey genitalia, it becomes a flat rail.
SammyDubzyou're wrong about the 3 foot flat section. 3 feet is extremely short. Maybe you're blind or something.
Titsandwich11haha okay dude, no need to get all internet on me...yes, english is my first language
anyway, don't get hung up on whether or not there are flat sections on DFDs that are that long or not. sure, yeah, some are.
my point was that many flat sections on DFDs are very short, like 3 feet. so if you consider that a flat section, why would you consider a flat section of that same length at the end of a rail a DD and not just a flat section?
i think some people have a good point saying that it's all relative, like if you have a 20 foot down rail that ends in a 4 foot flat, i feel ya if you refer to that as a DD
this is a stupid argument, i happen to think somewhere around 2 feet is the max length of a DD...like i said,id def feel like a tool calling a DFD with a 3 foot flat at the end a DFDF. but 4 feet? in my mind that's a flat section. but im sure the world will continue to spin despite the fact that we disagree on this. by the way im a way better skier than you
-emile-google has the average male donkey dick lenght at 5.9 inches
I'm guessing some donkeys are hung and can probably get to 8-9 inches. anywhere above that would be abnormal and so I would say as soon as you hit 11 inches of flat it's not very accurate to say donkey dick anymore
ShiningDarknessI am new here, how do I put this in my signature?
Titsandwich11i agree that 3 feet is extremely short. ive hit street DFDs that have flat sections that short and it makes it much harder to deal with than if they were longer. my point was just that we clearly refer to those as flat sections, so why would a 3 foot section at the end be considered a DD?
BortyI really didn't want to come across as a dick, but you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
This isn't a disagreement thing, this is simply a, you don't have any idea what you're talking about thing.
If you think that most DFD's have a 3 or 4' flat, you're simply wrong. That's not a "Well this is my opinion and that's yours" but instead a "I can bring you a fucking tape measure and show you how long the flats of these rails actually measures".
I'm honestly not worried at all about it. I just find it hilarious that you're even arguing this. Inb4 you realize how far you're off and pretend to be trolling or something.
Outside of your skateboard grind rail out of a box from Toys R Us, A 3 foot flat in a DFD is pretty fucking rare. Not saying they aren't out there, but they aren't that common, especially on rails over 16' long.
6-8' is really the standard. Or at least was when most of these rails were built. 8' is less common to build than it was, but a ton of mtns have a dfd with an 8' flat.
Tell your parents you want a ruler for christmas.
ianrich511I'm impressed this is still a discussion.
