Replying to Most Ridiculous Thing You've Convinced A Gaper

Ever told that gaper on the lift with you about the time you threw a triple, the 100 footer your local hill is planning to build, or about how your uncle is Tom Wallisch?

I want to hear the most ridiculous thing you have ever convinced a gaper.

Mine would have to be probably a fairly classic one of convincing the gaper someone is way better than they are. We were able to convince a gaper on the lift with us that a friend in our crew,that can't even hit a rail, doesn't do anything because he blew his knee nearly doing a quad. The backstory was that we took him out into the backcountry, built a giant jump, where he would learn triples. Since he wanted a challenge he deiced to do it unnatural, only to over rotate and nearly quad.