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Really Sick Taco Bell Story
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so one of the english teachers at my school used to eat taco bell practically everyday when he was in college. one day in the newspaper he read that a disgruntled employee at taco bell was taking craps in the refried beans for the last 6 months. so basically he swore never to eat taco bell again. the end. and thats fucking sick, so watch out for angry workers cause they might shit in the beans.
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thats pretty shitty news for him
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my friend found a bug in his taco they gave him free churro stick things for 2 years as long as he didnt tell the media he told 1year 300 days later and it was published in the paper.
sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...
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hmm, didn't taste that different to me...
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im glad the nearest taco bell is 5 hours away cuz i wouldnt eat that crap
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so gross. you know thier beans sit out for like days neways...
You gotta want that cow bell.
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IAN
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do you know how many innocent dogs die to make their tacos
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that's why you go to subway
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
ba-dum-ching!
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the indian guys at my subway in town jizzed in the mayonaisse,
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o my god. whoever would poison subway.....just...it's subway!!
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
ba-dum-ching!
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meh fuck it, taco bell is delicious.
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HAHAhAHAH, that man will never be clean again, craps in the refried beans, thats the most amazing thing ive ever heard
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At my work place, when I get angry, I spit in the burgers. :)
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yeah, when im at work and i see an old tourist in a fur coat, i slip a PETA flyer in her shopping bag.
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I like taco bell.
I get sick from it sometimes.
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beans become a problem for my surroundings(about 2 hours after they are consumed), so i dont eat them too much. One morning I found a big fat cockroach in my croissant, it just took my appetite away...
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