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Skiing time capsule

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Rennis_Deynolds
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make some predictions for 2020 and ill bump this thread in 4 years
Jan 25 2016 4:54PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Bet the ns app still wont be out
Jan 25 2016 4:55PM
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.CJ.
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The NS store still won't be open
Jan 25 2016 4:59PM
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ascent_studios
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Quintuple will be done but skiing will be on its way towards more style.
Jan 25 2016 5:00PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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I will forget to bump this thread or be permabanned before I can
Jan 25 2016 5:33PM
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User1
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ski patrol will unblow up chads gap
Jan 25 2016 6:16PM
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itzki
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kanye will be president
Jan 25 2016 6:26PM
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bait
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Kelly and Henry Sildaru will have been very successful park competition skiers, and will be starting to look towards backcountry
Jan 25 2016 6:31PM
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gnar_whal
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1. Full tilts will be for gapers
2. (doubt it but) Lip on blind two will no longer be cool
3. Saga will be cool again
4. Tanner will break his ankles again
5. Mingg will have learned how to backflip
6. I'll have moved out west from Michigan
7. I'll have learned to just fucking send that shit and not be a pussy
8. I'll be able to drink legally

And on and on and on. Solid thread op +K


Hi 21 year old self
Jan 25 2016 6:34PM
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JichelMusten
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Hover skis
Jan 25 2016 6:38PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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MichelJustenHover skis


robot legs
Jan 25 2016 7:05PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Nick goepper- First openly trans freeskier?
Jan 25 2016 7:07PM
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eheath
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Dennis_ReynoldsBet the ns app still wont be out


I'd be willing to put a hefty wager on this ;)
Jan 25 2016 7:08PM
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fries
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Baggy thug outerwear will be popular again
hood will have erupted
tbk ski co still wouldnt sell any skis
Jan 25 2016 7:09PM
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McNoche
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Isis_rocks will still be an idiot and on his 50th account.
Jan 25 2016 7:15PM
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zakattack66
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eheathI'd be willing to put a hefty wager on this ;)


Is... Is that... a clue you say?
Jan 25 2016 7:52PM
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Mingg
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gnar_whal5. Mingg will have learned how to backflip


No I won't. I will still be a terrible skier and continue to contribute to the shitty state of women's skiing.
Jan 25 2016 9:22PM
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Hoffman_
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- Binding technology that eliminates all the shitty knee injuries
- Bob Costas will still not acknowledge the legitimacy of slopestyle in the 2018 Olympics.
- Corporation-owned resorts will still fuck over their locals.
- Vail Corp will own every ski area in America.
- the number of Kfed-like and spin-on variants gets out of hand and Jesper Tjader makes videos with higher and higher numbers.
- Tom Wallisch will have lost all of his hair.
Jan 25 2016 9:25PM
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d__h
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lip on front 2
Jan 25 2016 9:26PM
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JichelMusten
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108001lip on front 2


Plz future dont do dis
Jan 25 2016 9:28PM
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fries
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108001lip on front 2



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Jan 25 2016 9:30PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Andy parry throws first quad
Jan 25 2016 10:18PM
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jamisonmace5
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tall t dan will do a lip on blind 2
Jan 25 2016 10:42PM
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Ski_The_East.
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Bishop has needed and received two different livers
Jan 25 2016 10:54PM
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sgg.23
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schjf

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yes
Jan 25 2016 11:20PM
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Huck_Fin
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Brett Fisher still won't know how to spell..
Jan 25 2016 11:31PM
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Skier_75
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Lift tickets will be $300
Jan 26 2016 12:26AM
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M.M
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I will be cool
Jan 26 2016 12:40AM
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methscratchface
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vail will own all of skiing and everyone will wear bedazzled bogner fartbags with tassles
Jan 26 2016 12:51AM
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Alex_Moreno
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All skiing will be indoors or on snowflex. Fuckin global warming....
Jan 26 2016 1:35AM
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FabseM
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Rubber knees. No more torn ACLs and new grabs cause of bendy knees.
Jan 26 2016 4:49AM
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Slush
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People will look back and be saying "damn, those winters back then were amazing" as 6" of anual snow is the new norm
Jan 26 2016 9:27AM
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murphyboiiii
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methscratchfacevail will own all of skiing and everyone will wear bedazzled bogner fartbags with tassles


no joke, vail is buying everything rn, seriously wouldnt doubt this lol
Jan 26 2016 9:36AM
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Julius_Steezer
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Jiblife will be released

















Lol jk
Jan 26 2016 9:42AM
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Shawleen
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Ski boots will be comfit and nice to walk and run with
Jan 26 2016 9:53AM
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abc
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Henrik made a new sponsorship deal with sloggi and northkorea nuked usa
Jan 26 2016 10:54AM
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MNSkiers
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Mingg still hasn't landed a backflip
Jan 26 2016 11:18AM
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KravtZ
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Ski tech developed some crazy crazy shapes and what not that specialize in every type of skiing.

Pro's have toned down dobues, triples, etc and now are bringing back more slower stylish tricks

Comp skiing still at a ridiculous level especially pipe skiing....perhaps bigger pipes on steeper slopes

Big mountain skiers riding lines completely beyond believe of what we thought we could do today
Jan 26 2016 11:42AM
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zard_gawd
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snowboarding will be cooler than skiing
Jan 26 2016 12:01PM
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therealsassy
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we wont be able to see this after candide actually 'broke the internet' with OOTD 5
Jan 26 2016 12:50PM
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CharlzHub
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The bunch might actually start doing real tricks
Jan 26 2016 1:04PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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Mountain Rules will actually be a set of mountain rules, kinda like bro code
Jan 26 2016 1:53PM
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btedeschi
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a sandwich in the lodge will be $30
Jan 26 2016 2:18PM
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B.Quincy
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Hoffman_- Tom Wallisch will have lost all of his hair.


Don't need to wait till 2020 this already happend
Jan 26 2016 2:32PM
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Shawleen
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zard_gawdsnowboarding will be cooler than skiing


Or snowboarding will be banish from most of the mountain, snowblades will take over
Jan 26 2016 2:40PM
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FSKP
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My mountain will be closed forever.
Lip blind 2 will still be the best trick.
Jan 26 2016 3:14PM
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JustinG7
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Snowflex









Global Warming
Jan 26 2016 6:28PM
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Aharrelson358
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- Edges that never crack
- skis that never delamm
- rails that never get sticky

a boy can dream, right?
Jan 26 2016 6:39PM
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Connor_Sullivan
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Backcountry skiing is going to be the next big thing Beacons and Avy gear will become as common as helmets, VT and NH will see more foreign investment and will get more additions to their bases then their slopes.
Jan 26 2016 6:49PM
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.lencon
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btedeschi9a sandwich in the lodge will be $30


Depending on where you ski this is already pretty accurate.
Jan 26 2016 7:12PM
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gnar_whal
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J skis will last for more than a week.


ON3P will have monopolized the ski industry because people will have realized there is simply no better ski (still handcrafted in the US tho)
Jan 26 2016 8:09PM
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