Replying to Nudes for essay writing

This girl I know wants me to write an essay for her, and in return she says she will send me nudes. It only has to be 3 paragraphs, and has to be on sports (which obviously being a dumb blonde, she knows nothing about)

This is where you come in. I'm not about to write shit for this dumb bitch. I'm hoping one of you has one already written. Idc if it plagiarized, or what it's about. Post it here, I'll send it to her, and in return I'll share the naked pics. (Not on here obviously). I know you can help me