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lets do lunch...

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mommy
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how? do you fuck a sandwidge or something?

hahahahah!

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Jan 17 2005 10:38AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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get a job


We pay our debt sometimes.
Jan 17 2005 10:41AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
pretty my ass cheeks are a sandwich and in the middle is just nutella, then slide your sausage in and then sprinkle some mayo all over the nutella and afterwards ill eat the nutella right off your sausage but then ill finally realize that the nutella is actually shit from me shitting my pants for 3 days straight and the mayo is your sweet salty semen



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 17 2005 10:42AM
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mommy
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have you been reading my diary?
Jan 17 2005 10:55AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no only your dirty little mind. have you been reading mine? if so your would so realize that ive been thinking about your dirty little penis inside my tight brown hole.

wanna seriously do lunch?



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 17 2005 10:57AM
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mommy
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hahahahahaha. yes.
Jan 17 2005 1:30PM
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BrandonCool
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Both of you need to get a job!!!
S.W.E.D 420
Jan 17 2005 1:37PM
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EastCoastPride
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but not that kind of job. the type that comes with a prefix.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Jan 17 2005 2:01PM
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SchweitzerSki
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hhahahah!!! that was hilarious, simply hilarious
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha


ba-dum-ching!
Jan 17 2005 2:04PM
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Lateralis
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brandon, i got a fucken job. just because your a cum faced lemur doesnt give you the right to come into mommys thread and disrespect both him and i although a cum faced lemur would be pretty sexy but you just give cum faced lemur a bad name



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 17 2005 2:16PM
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Sinister
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a cum faced lemur...woah, that was... strange.
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Sick and Tired.
Jan 17 2005 2:41PM
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french_fry
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haha lateralis has such an ambiguous sexuality ;)


Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
Jan 19 2005 1:53AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Well, he sure knows what he wants.


Sarah
Reppin' 907

See me at www.SnoFox.biz

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
Jan 19 2005 1:57AM
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NickMartini
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indeed



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Jan 19 2005 8:10AM
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NickMartini
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it is like that old joke about the boyfriend and girlfriend 'making sandwiches' on the top bunk and the kid get some sauce in his eye



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Jan 19 2005 8:11AM
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Lateralis
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i hid under my parents bed while they were making sandwiches and some red sauce fell on me. i was 7 years old at the time so i ate it but now that i think about it, it was period blood that dripped off my dads dong



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 19 2005 9:19AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahah, holy fucking god.
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Jan 19 2005 10:48AM
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SchweitzerSki
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^^that was the most disgusting yet most hilarious thing i have ever read. i can't stop laughing and gagging. hahahahahahaha
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha


ba-dum-ching!
Jan 19 2005 11:10AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i put some bologna between my ass cheeks and flex.





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Sacadelic
Jan 19 2005 11:12AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
dude that aint gross



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 19 2005 2:42PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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ive always wanted mommy and lat to get together...theyre such a good match
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp



im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride







TMC, JC, S3p
Jan 19 2005 8:00PM
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From_Hell
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eww!, this thread is wrong, why do you do it mommy, although you didn't really ruin it, there's just to many sick bastards, yuck!
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
Jan 19 2005 8:03PM
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From_Hell
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
now i'm hungry,

i hate you all!
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
Jan 19 2005 8:04PM
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waterville_NH
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i really wish i had not just read that

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THE EARTH IS FLAT FUCKERS



Jan 19 2005 8:06PM
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R-Bertsch
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you guys are fucking wierd
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Jan 19 2005 8:07PM
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lineskier610
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wowzers





it's a league game smokey
Jan 19 2005 8:44PM
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evilninja
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i find this thread highly educational.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.

Jan 19 2005 8:50PM
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rynmartn
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mommy and lateris? NS's hottest new couple?


yay skiing

Jan 20 2005 12:51AM
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Utahpowderskier
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I never thought that there would come a day where celebrity couple gossip would be talked about, let alone created, on ns.
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Jan 20 2005 12:55AM
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Lateralis
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yes its official. mommy and i are now a couple. were expecting our first child on august 27th. mommy is starting to get a little tummy and its so cute. i listen to it every night and its so special to know that something i created with my super sperm is forming beneath his hairy stomach. he forces me to ejaculate all over his stomach when we bump uglies but im not really comfortable doing that, i mean jizzing all over your child?? i got over doing that 3 years ago



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 20 2005 11:08AM
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Lanemeyers
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Hahaha... you dirty fucking gentlemen...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 20 2005 11:41AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
lane, have you ever had sex with a pregnant male??



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 20 2005 11:43AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Are you kidding me? I invented it...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 20 2005 11:46AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well then what the fuck are you waiting for?? but before you hop on dont forget to bring the 'baby on board' sign. our blew out the window last weekend while mommy was giving me road head



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 20 2005 11:49AM
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rynmartn
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o shit..this is the most disturbing yet funny thread I've ever read or participated in


yay skiing

Jan 20 2005 12:07PM
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almostaskier
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not horrified, not stupefied, not rotflmao, but somewhere delightfully in between...
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...Also, sarcasm is undetectable online...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
Jan 20 2005 12:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
where is my mommy? he hasnt posted in a while



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 20 2005 4:28PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
he's still in your pants I think


Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
Jan 20 2005 6:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im worried about him. hes never this late



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 20 2005 7:10PM
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skiierman
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^ Lateralis, I'm sorry man... I think he stood you up...





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Jan 20 2005 7:34PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
stef what about 221 and your other child are you just flushing them down the drain like semen stained kleenexes?

~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~

Jan 20 2005 7:38PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
hahahahahaha, oh my goodness


.lauren.
Jan 20 2005 9:00PM
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rynmartn
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haha wtf


yay skiing

Jan 21 2005 12:43AM
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Lanemeyers
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I saw Mommy at the cornerstore cashing in his food stamps for Camel Filters...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 21 2005 8:00AM
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