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SchweitzerSki
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alright give me some goos ideas for sweet sweet revenge. it can be something you do to either a person's house or their car. like i've thought of cigarettes in the gas tank, slices of baloney all over the person's car. but you are all geniuses and i know i won't be the only one to benefit from this. so give me your best
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha


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Jan 17 2005 2:59AM
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davidh
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stink bomb in the radiator, removal of tires, removal of one tire (preferably the rear passenger so he drives off without noticing), dog poo on the door hangles, bumper sticker on the windshield, nail in the tires (slow leaks, fairly safe), piss on the entire car, if he leaves his car unlocked you can park it in an illegal spot and get him towed, tow him yourself, disconnect a simple yet very debilitating wire or fuse, etc. etc.
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Jan 17 2005 3:31AM
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freeze_pooter
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theres a chemical called buric acid or somethin along those lines and it smells so terribly bad. if u can get your hands on that trust me your revenge will be sweet
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Jan 17 2005 3:35AM
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aclsarescary
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Egging the car then suran wraping over it.
Jan 17 2005 3:54AM
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^^those are awesome
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Jan 17 2005 6:10AM
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alex_uk
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If you really want to fuck his/her car up them get some vaseline and some iron fillings, spread vaseline over and area of the car and then pour iron filings over the bit with vaselnie, when they try and scrub the vaseline off they will shred the paintwork because of the iron filings.

Though this is illegal, so don't ever do it.
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Jan 17 2005 7:50AM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
Hide a big fish somewhere under the hood or wait until you have diaareahea(or eat a bunch of Exlax) and just shit all over the interior of the car. Then sedeuce the guy's girlfriend or sister,get them to give you a blowjob and then fuck them in the ass ,FILM IT and give it to whomever the revenge is dirercted at.



OR if you're ever hanging out with this person and they fall asleep......put their hand in a bowl of warm water.
Jan 17 2005 9:05AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
you put a brick or lift the axel of the car just barely off the ground so the wheels arent touching then they try to drive and the wheels just spin but inside the car they freak out.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Jan 17 2005 9:50AM
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skiierman
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Wait until finals or when he has somewhere to go of the most urgency to his future or something and vasoline the car, place one of those steering wheel blocks on his steering wheel and when he gets going finally, report his license plate with a description of his car to police for erratic driving.





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Jan 17 2005 10:19AM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
get anchovie paste and put some down in the cowl of the car. makse it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.



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Jan 17 2005 11:05AM
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incarnate
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
Put thermite on the hood of their car and light it. Thermite is a chemical which will burns super hot. A dime sized pile will burn through the hood and engine.
Jan 19 2005 10:51PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
i've found putting dish soap and covering that with flower or powdered sugar is real run to clean off...especially when its cold outside. you could also fill the car with dog food if you have access to a sun roof, etc. thats been done and its funny!
Jan 19 2005 11:22PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
CHANGE YOU ICON.^


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Jan 19 2005 11:24PM
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kyle_w
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^^yeah change the icon n00b









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



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Jan 19 2005 11:27PM
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someone has used my icon not too long ago, but I shut him up immediately









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Jan 19 2005 11:48PM
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Astomp
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i hate this.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Jan 20 2005 12:27AM
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SchweitzerSki
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whoa that was so trippy. i thought the first post was astomp because i recognized the icon then i thought he was telling himself to change his icon.
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha


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Jan 20 2005 12:29AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
pissing in the windshield washer fluid, it reeks forever and they have a hard time figuring it out
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
Jan 20 2005 12:41AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
i dont think it would be too smart, but to take all the lug nuts of the wheel of a car, they go around a nice tunr or something then bam!
Jan 20 2005 12:44AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
^hahaha awesome!! nothing is too not smart for this thread. even if it's the worst idea in the world, it's still funny and i'll probably try it
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha


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Jan 20 2005 12:49AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
freeze some shaving cream in liquid nitrogen, the cut open the can and throw the frozen blocks of shaving cream into their car. then they'll expand and go everywhere.





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Jan 20 2005 5:41AM
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nsnski240
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^holt shit, thats an awesome idea


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Jan 20 2005 8:20AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
^but easy to clean up. I suggest you take dogshit, and rubber it in the seats, get some gloves. it's quite nasty, but the smell will be there for a long time. Use your magic skills and own inteligence to get in the car.
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Jan 20 2005 8:28AM
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FLGators0621
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
you could put sugar in their gas tank but there is a chance it will fuck up their engine if you put to much in


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Jan 20 2005 8:44AM
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