Replying to Owned by Spatula

So my buddy has this girlfriend, and lately she's been hanging out with her ex alot. So, of course, my buddy gets suspicious. One night he asks her if she wants to go for a movie or something, and she says no shes already made plans with her ex. So immediately he gets suspicious. Him and another friend drive over to her place to see whats going on and when he gets there the guys car is there but all the lights are out. So he looks in the window and can see them making out.
Immediately he runs to the doors and starts smashing the door and screaming 'Open the fuckin door!' When no one opens the door, he winds up and kicks the door down, SWAT style (this is true, I even looked at the door the next day) and runs in.
When he gets inside, he sees the guy and starts running for him grabbing the closest handy blunt object he can find, which just happens to be a spatula. So he jumps on the guy (He isn't a lightwieght either... Imagine 230 pounds of spatula wielding rage flying towards you) and smashes his face a few times with the spatula.
So the guy is ok, but he had some pretty good spatula shaped cuts and bruises on his face that he'll be wearing for at least a week or two.
Don't know why I told this story, thought it was kinda funny.



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