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Blindsurferwhen i was around 9 or 10 years old, i developed a habit of secretly peeing in a glass and then leaving it on the counter in my parents' bathroom. i did this once a day at whatever time was convenient to me. my parents ended up getting real pissed off because they could not figure out which kid was doing it (i have two brothers, and all three of us denied all accusations). this went on for a couple weeks until my mom walked in on me peeing in the glass. i got smacked
Blindsurferwhen i was around 9 or 10 years old, i for some reason developed the habit of secretly peeing in a glass and then leaving it on the counter in my parents' bedroom. I did this once a day at whatever time was convenient. This started to really piss my parents off, as neither me nor my two brothers would admit to doing it, and my brothers had no idea which one of us it was. eventually, my mom walked in on me peeing in the glass. not fun.
BlindsurferFUCK i meant to say it was the bathroom not the bedroom. fuck it whatever
CHORIZOIts cool dude. I used to be scared of the sound of my toilet flushing so i used to pee in a bowl then pour it in the sink before bed. I dont think the bowl was really necissary.
Op.Sleeping with my sister.
connecticuntWhen I was 5 my mom caught me basically air humping on a coffee table to the song she bangs by ricky martin. She got a pretty decent video of it before I saw her taping me from behind a corner.
BLandz-BLandz was extremely fucked up during new years.
-Friends drove BLandz home because they didn't want to deal with his bullshit.
-BLandz was loud af walking in door.
-BLandz's mother puts him in bed like a little bitch because he's too fucked up to know where he is.
-Mother wakes up to strange noise in room like 15 mins later.
-BLandz is currently PISSING EVERYWHERE IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET.
-BLandz THEN PUKES IN CLOSET.
-BLandz's mother was pissed.
-BLandz doesnt remember that incident or anything from that night.
-S.I.P BLandz
THEE_wizardWhen I was like 7 I got butt ass naked to take a shit just to see if it was different than shitting with my clothes on I guess, I have no Idea why I did it. But I didn't lock the door and my dad walked it to the bathroom right as I sat down. That was awkward.
jcadoesnt everyone get naked to shit??
jcadoesnt everyone get naked to shit??
edaiI had a stash of dead lighters in my room i was throwing out one day, one fell out of my pocket right in front of my mom and she asked me if i had anymore cause both my pockets were bulging and she just like took them and was pretty weirded out lol
safarisamSo, I was born on a cow farm. Like, an actual farm. When I was 4 or so I figured out how to open locks, and being the excited little child I was, decided to open the biggest lock we had. This lock was the most important lock on the farm. The lock that kept one of our gates shuts, thus keeping the cows in.
I opened the lock brought it in the house to show my dad, and caused the county road to be shut down because we had cows all over. It was a day long process of getting them back onto the farm and in the pens.
I didn't learn from this, and was caught several times trying to open gates, and let the cows be free.
.Rybak.I was like 7 or 8 and was about to take a shower. I basically had my own bathroom because my dad had one in his bedroom so I thought I was completely safe. I started to piss in the shower while the water was warming up. Keep in mind I'm not standing in the shower yet. My dad walks in to ask about something and caught me in the act and proceeded to yell at me how there's a toilet right next to me..
No clue why I did it. It just felt right.
shotvetbut really, who doesn't pee in the shower???
shotvetbut really, who doesn't pee in the shower???
Fred_BearI dont
safarisamSo, I was born on a cow farm. Like, an actual farm.
NBCskierYou must be twelve if your mom is confiscating your lighters.
Phil-X-Oh, an actual farm? Not the other kind?
(also, if your main commodity was cattle/dairy, you were born on a ranch. If it was row crops + some livestock its just called a farm)
safarisamWell, you know how people joke that they were born on a farm? It's like that.
(It was a farm, we had several heads but mostly produced corn. I'm still in ag- i hope I know the difference.)
chacha33I didnt get caught but the first time I ever masturbated I was in the shower while my mom was doing the laundry outside. I started to like rub the top of my gentlemens sausage and I just went "ooo" "oooaaahhhhhh" "OOOOOOAAAA" and splooged on the curtain. She didnt notice thank god
.Rybak.I was like 7 or 8 and was about to take a shower. I basically had my own bathroom because my dad had one in his bedroom so I thought I was completely safe. I started to piss in the shower while the water was warming up. Keep in mind I'm not standing in the shower yet. My dad walks in to ask about something and caught me in the act and proceeded to yell at me how there's a toilet right next to me..
No clue why I did it. It just felt right.
BLandz-BLandz was extremely fucked up during new years.
-Friends drove BLandz home because they didn't want to deal with his bullshit.
-BLandz was loud af walking in door.
-BLandz's mother puts him in bed like a little bitch because he's too fucked up to know where he is.
-Mother wakes up to strange noise in room like 15 mins later.
-BLandz is currently PISSING EVERYWHERE IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET.
-BLandz THEN PUKES IN CLOSET.
-BLandz's mother was pissed.
-BLandz doesnt remember that incident or anything from that night.
-S.I.P BLandz
CHORIZOIts cool dude. I used to be scared of the sound of my toilet flushing so i used to pee in a bowl then pour it in the sink before bed. I dont think the bowl was really necissary.
CHORIZOIts cool dude. I used to be scared of the sound of my toilet flushing so i used to pee in a bowl then pour it in the sink before bed. I dont think the bowl was really necissary.
freewillieYeah I'd say I piss in the sink about as often as in the toilet.
