after foods class where we learned about eggs which was really dumb but we had a sub so.. anyway It said never to put an egg into a microwave cause it will destroy the microwave and is dam=ngerous. at home I have a shit microwave that doesnt work so I decides to try it if it worked we get a new microwave if not ohh well. I put it in on high for ten minutes after 3 mins went by I was thinkin it was bs. Around the fourth min the door sundenly ripped off and shot across the room. it was really cool got a new microwave now. made a big mess though. puttin meatal in is fun to.
sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...
'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur
...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
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