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Meaning of life?

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ramoose_jc
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This little kid bumped into me and he just looked up and asked "What is the meaning of life?" and walked away.

What would you say if he didnt walk away?
Jan 2 2016 5:29PM
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Spagett+
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Op u should give up
Jan 2 2016 5:33PM
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gnar_whal
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I would tell him to fuck off
Jan 2 2016 6:15PM
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_Ryan_
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Mushrooms
Jan 2 2016 6:45PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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great thread OP
Jan 2 2016 7:04PM
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freestyler540
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when you are stumped at a kid's question, just send it back repackaged. "What do you think the meaning of life is?" would be my answer.
Jan 2 2016 7:49PM
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SammyDubz
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this is revolutionary
Jan 2 2016 8:09PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Tell him santa isn't real
Jan 2 2016 8:15PM
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skittiti
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i'd tell him OP is retarded because he couldn't figure out the meaning of life in the first thread he created, so he made another asking the same question.
Jan 2 2016 8:38PM
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crotchvent
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You should have chased him down and told him life is meaningless and the only reason you really here is to reproduce.
Jan 2 2016 8:49PM
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NewEscuelers
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Jan 2 2016 8:53PM
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Mingg
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I like banana pancakes
Jan 2 2016 10:24PM
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Crispy.
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I've been thinking about this a little bit lately, and maybe I'll get flamed for posting the first serious answer in this thread but my current philosophy is that the meaning of life is to use this planet for your enjoyment but give back just as much if not more. Can be applied to a lot of things.
Jan 2 2016 10:31PM
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messplay
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Happiness is not something that you can find, acquire, or achieve directly. You have to get the conditions right and then wait. Some of those conditions are within you, such as coherence among the parts and levels of your personality. Other conditions require relationships to things beyond you: Just as plants need sun, water, and good soil to thrive, people need love, work, and a connection to something larger. It is worth striving to get the right relationships between yourself and others, between yourself and your work, and between yourself and something larger than yourself. If you get these relationships right, a sense of purpose and meaning will emerge.
Jan 2 2016 10:48PM
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spliff.Life
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tell him his socks are untied and that he dropped his pockets and to get it together, all his shit, and put it in a backpack, all his shit, so its together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, ya know? take it to the shit store and sell it or put it in a shit museum I dont care what you do. You just gotta get get it together.
Jan 3 2016 2:11AM
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PeppermillReno
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ramoose_jcThis little kid bumped into me and he just looked up and asked "What is the meaning of life?" and walked away.

What would you say if he didnt walk away?


I'll tell you if you send me a picture of your vagina (or mangina/ dick pic if you are a dude and not female.)
Jan 3 2016 2:47AM
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No.Quarter
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Do what you love, don't kill people, smoke reefer and get drunk with your friends, be nice to people, do some rad shit? I don't know, who the fuck cares? Little kids should just get back to eating their crayons or some shit.
Jan 3 2016 5:38AM
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Jaggy_Snake
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NewEscuelers42


This.
Jan 3 2016 8:32AM
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californiagrown
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there is no greater meaning. You came into being by pure happenstance, and were dealt a certain hand in life that are now playing with. Its all random, and you have the freedom and choice to play your hand as you wish.
Jan 3 2016 1:02PM
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Mr.softcookie
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lip on blind 2
Jan 4 2016 2:52AM
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Nikolaus
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Dogs and skiing
Jan 4 2016 3:43PM
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Deepskier
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Crispy.I've been thinking about this a little bit lately, and maybe I'll get flamed for posting the first serious answer in this thread but my current philosophy is that the meaning of life is to use this planet for your enjoyment but give back just as much if not more. Can be applied to a lot of things.

I swear to god if you are another kid who named him self crispy because your name is Chris then your last name starts with a P im going to punch some one.

Also the answer to life is railgod420/newschoolers/bdog/thall/caliP/blaze it /thread
Jan 4 2016 4:24PM
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deleted5
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I hold a nihilist point of view
Jan 4 2016 4:50PM
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skier58284
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The purpose of life is for consciousness to experience.
Jan 4 2016 5:51PM
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TheBigApple
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I think it's just to have fun and help make the planet sustainable for future generations of fun havers.
Jan 4 2016 6:19PM
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Crispy.
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DeepskierI swear to god if you are another kid who named him self crispy because your name is Chris then your last name starts with a P im going to punch some one.

Also the answer to life is railgod420/newschoolers/bdog/thall/caliP/blaze it /thread


no friend, my last name is crispell
Jan 4 2016 7:22PM
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ched_der
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californiagrownthere is no greater meaning. You came into being by pure happenstance, and were dealt a certain hand in life that are now playing with. Its all random, and you have the freedom and choice to play your hand as you wish.


quality post in this shit thread
Jan 4 2016 7:25PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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nocturnalI hold a nihilist point of view


must be exhausting
Jan 4 2016 7:34PM
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Deepskier
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Crispy.no friend, my last name is crispell


Alright thats acceptable I know many fucking chris p kids named crispy because of it
Jan 4 2016 7:36PM
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3mania
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/804676/Galaxy-Song---Monty-Python--39-s-The-Meaning-of-Life
here you go
Jan 5 2016 1:57PM
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Lukegnar
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Do acid but not to much acid where you go crazy, enough times and you get the meaning of life but then it goes away very quickly because you cant take it all in.
Jan 5 2016 8:56PM
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ramoose_jc
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Dennis_ReynoldsTell him santa isn't real


Of course
Jan 8 2016 7:58PM
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SFB
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ITT: things that didnt happen
Jan 8 2016 8:00PM
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DirtYStylE
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Jan 8 2016 8:58PM
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