CALLING ALL MIDWEST SEASON PASS HOLDERS

So this is an odd request but bear with me. Im heading out west in a few weeks and the resort Im heading to is offering half off lift tixs with a season pass from ANY resort. I was hoping to find a member here that had a pass somewhere that is a shitty laminated piece of paper so I could replicate it with my picture...I have no desire to use it anywhere around here, I just need to show it at the lift ticket counter at JHMR. They don't call and check so there is nothing for you to worry about. Id use photoshop to change the numbers a bit so there would be know way at all it could ever be traced back to you.

I will compensate with beer, cash, gear, whatever youd like. All Id need would be a scanned copy of the pass.

Thanks

Japanada