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5 Questions With Joss Christensen

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eheath
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The next episode of 5 Questions With is going to be with Joss Christensen, so if you have any questions for Joss, please post them in this thread, and then we will go through them and pick 5 favorites, which will then be answered by Joss in the next Episode, dropping in the near future!

Thanks!

**This thread was edited on Dec 28th 2015 at 7:14:27pm
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Rossiafterbang
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do you think that climate change will affect skiing?
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STwoops
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Who would be your #1 choice to play slvsh against?

How has life changed since you won the gold medal?

What's been your favorite game in Slvsh so far and who are you most excited to see play coming up?

How easy is it for you to get laid post olympics?

What are your thoughts about PC becoming the largest ski resort in the U.S.?

Who is your favorite skier right now to watch?
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gravel
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What kind of opportunities have you gotten outside of competition skiing as a result of your Olympic success?



You're sponsored by Bose. How do you feel about promoting a brand that isn't much involved in our sport and doesn't give back like other brands do? Or am I misunderstood in the first place and they give back to skiing more than I realize?
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tateum_cava
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Would you rather receive 500$ a week for life, or be able to teleport to the top of every hill/ jib setup/ mountain (never have to hike or take a chairlift again)
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Karl_Hungus
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Do you ever tell chicks you're a gold medalist in hopes of getting laid?

Whats the worst place you've ever jerked off?

Do you stretch before you go skiing?
What motivates you in competitions? do you take winning seriously and train to win or do you like to compete because of the traveling and other perks?

How much input do you have in fischer skis design?


Do you have a contract with fischer that guarantees an amount of money? or is it based on your comp season?

Do you have any goals in terms of film projects? anything current or in the future?

Whats the best day you've had skiing?
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Swandog7
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I'm sure this is your favorite asked question, when will the SLVSH hoodies drop? I see it says coming soon.

It's safe to say another tournament is on the agenda. Do you know when/where that will take place?

Are you a tits or ass kind of guy?

What brought into the sport?

What's something that you enjoy seeing in the sport? What's something that you hate to see?

If you created a new trick, what would you call it?
9 years ago
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tschums
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What do you plan on doing post-ski career?
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TheBayArea
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Would you rather have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized nipples?
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FSKP
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Why are you throwing switch unnat(right) triple and not switch triple?
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mr-mcsteeze
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Whats up with $92.00 for a hoodie man? the fuck?
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jakedubas
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How much boss could joss boss if joss could boss boss? And if joss can boss boss then how much can boss joss if boss can joss?
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BennettAllen
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How much daily traffic does Slvsh.com get now that you post other edits on top of the slvsh games?
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Swandog7
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mr-mcsteezeWhats up with $92.00 for a hoodie man? the fuck?


They are a collab with Jiberish.
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Corgy
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Is there something in the snowboard or skateboard community you would like to see translated to the ski community?

Have you ever taken a viagra?

Whats your go-to snack on the hill besides women?

What's a trick you would like to learn this year?

If there was something you could change in the world, what would it be?
9 years ago
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filipoio
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Do you have a routine/ritual you do before every contest?
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sull
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how often do you wear your gold medal out of the house. and does it attract the ladies?
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MustBeMattyB
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what goes good with a side of guac
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skippy_
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what cleaning products do you use daily on your gold medal? and has the daily clean ever taken on a sexual connotation.
9 years ago
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FigNewton
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Would you ever consider filming more? Maybe making a street part?
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eheathThe next episode of 5 Questions With is going to be with Joss Christensen, so if you have any questions for Joss, please post them in this thread, and then we will go through them and pick 5 favorites, which will then be answered by Joss in the next Episode, dropping in the near future!

Thanks!

**This thread was edited on Dec 28th 2015 at 7:14:27pm


Joss; did you throw the slvsh tourney?! :'(
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neleson
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Whats your favorite pizza.
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tommedapomme
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tateum_cavaWould you rather receive 500$ a week for life, or be able to teleport to the top of every hill/ jib setup/ mountain (never have to hike or take a chairlift again)

That's the stupidest thing ever, which skier wouldn't take the teleport
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JichelMusten
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Do you enjoy always traveling and participating in competitions or would you rather just ski for yourself sometimes?
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casey_cope
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What direction would you most like to see skiing go in? Like would you like to see quads, or more afterbang, or what? What is your hope for the future of skiing?
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Krotchs_Brother
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tommedapommeThat's the stupidest thing ever, which skier wouldn't take the teleport


Fuck that. Can't ride the lift with your boys, and can only teleport when it's skiing related. Useless. I'll take cash.
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Dddsz
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Do you like skiing?
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S.J.W
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At chipotle do you always get Guac even though it costs more? Got the gold money guac money???
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Nikolaus
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how did you get past mental blocks?
is becoming a pro more talent or persistence?
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lickmyballs
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What would you have to say about up and coming amateurs trying to become pro?
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corona
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After winning gold did you truly feel like the best slopestyle skier in the world? Or did you feel like there were other skiers who were still better than you
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tcurle
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What film crew is the best right now? (4bi9 and Good Company excluded)
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Newschoolers55
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Whats your favourite ski movie?
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tim_wallisch420
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so you walk into a dive bar and there are three bitches looking at you, the first is a mid height brunette with blue eyes and a fat ass, the second is a short blonde with some tig ol biddies and a great ass, the third is a sandy brown haired shredder girl with a great ass... what do you do?
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Titus69
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How much do you make a year before taxes?

AND

How much poon did you score after Sochi?
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coldcuts69
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five hottest famous sloots you banged after winning the olympics?
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SteadySpaghetti
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why are goggles so massive, it looks seezy tho
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