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creaturelo
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Alright, so basically I goofed up with my knee, and am paying the price for it by missing out on this season. Unfortunately, this affects the ongoing game of GNAR I've had with my brother, for obvious reasons. I've dealt with him calling me during PT to let me know he was dropping in, giving pro callouts, and earning other points in various ways, etc., and I have been defenseless in my weakened state.
Fortunately for me, my doctor is a skier.
Dec 28 2015 4:55PM
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B.Ryan
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This deserves endless upvotes.
Dec 28 2015 5:14PM
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danbrown
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thats dope i went to uconn
Dec 28 2015 5:18PM
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Mr.Bishop
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laura.obermeyerAlright, so basically I goofed up with my knee, and am paying the price for it by missing out on this season. Unfortunately, this affects the ongoing game of GNAR I've had with my brother, for obvious reasons. I've dealt with him calling me during PT to let me know he was dropping in, giving pro callouts, and earning other points in various ways, etc., and I have been defenseless in my weakened state.
Fortunately for me, my doctor is a skier.


Easily in the top 10 legendary posts of all time.
Dec 28 2015 5:26PM
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Laurent.
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Can you get in touch with him again and ask if he can sort me out for some Gnarcotics?
Dec 28 2015 5:34PM
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travias
Posts: 471 - Karma: 2,779
Laura Obermeyer you are my hero.


I say we go ahead and create an honorary title for this girl. Grand Master? Level 5 Laser Lotus? Gnarchbishop?
Dec 28 2015 6:59PM
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ModMommy
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YES. THIS IS AWESOME. good luck with the recovery
Dec 28 2015 6:59PM
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alotofGs
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You win forever and always from now on
Dec 28 2015 7:03PM
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Stadtski
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Its too good to be true. Must be shopped.
Dec 28 2015 7:24PM
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-Dan
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1st page, amazing
Dec 28 2015 8:00PM
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Forcillo
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Dec 28 2015 8:01PM
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Pat.t
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your brother is doomed. He will now lose a game of gnar to someone who isn't able to ski.
Dec 28 2015 8:10PM
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STwoops
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so much yes
Dec 28 2015 8:38PM
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erik.obermeyer
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I haven't lost yet, there's still plenty of ski season to be had...

Laura, there's no way you're a pro GNAR player, I'm so much better than you.
Dec 28 2015 9:05PM
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creaturelo
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erik.obermeyerI haven't lost yet, there's still plenty of ski season to be had...

Laura, there's no way you're a pro GNAR player, I'm so much better than you.


Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fact that I'm so much better than you... These points are the real deal.
Dec 28 2015 9:16PM
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GreeenTea
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laura.obermeyerOh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fact that I'm so much better than you... These points are the real deal.


WTF so epic.
Dec 28 2015 9:19PM
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UilyJeff
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That is framing material
Dec 28 2015 9:24PM
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taylor_gang
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erik.obermeyerI haven't lost yet, there's still plenty of ski season to be had...

Laura, there's no way you're a pro GNAR player, I'm so much better than you.


did u make an account just to respond to this :))
Dec 28 2015 9:43PM
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erik.obermeyer
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taylor_gangdid u make an account just to respond to this :))


I'm not just going to sit here and let this happen in front of me...
Dec 28 2015 9:51PM
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creaturelo
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taylor_gangdid u make an account just to respond to this :))


AMAZING
Dec 28 2015 9:55PM
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123+ski
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laura.obermeyerOh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fact that I'm so much better than you... These points are the real deal.


Wow. I thought the first post was legit already, and then I saw this. Get well soon!
Dec 28 2015 9:57PM
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.otto.
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if your brother is this serious about GNAR points he might try one up you..


so i recommend you break both of his ankles ( not so bad that he needs surgery because that would be at least 1.5 million gnar points) but bad enough that he cant possibly go for tearing both knee thingys..

because with double knee anterior cruciate ligement surgery he could easily gain 4 million gnar points through surgery

personally i wouldn't risk that possibility... so talk to tanner hall, he knows alot about breakin ankles
Dec 28 2015 10:09PM
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Shoey-Ski
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.otto.personally i wouldn't risk that possibility... so talk to tanner hall, he knows alot about breakin ankles

TRU
Dec 28 2015 10:25PM
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equinn
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you are my hero laura
Dec 28 2015 10:40PM
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Big_Mtn
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I'm impressed. Thats some next level shit right there.
Dec 28 2015 10:45PM
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m.smay
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This thread has Chad's gap potential
Dec 28 2015 11:05PM
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ohboy
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This is legendary.
Dec 29 2015 12:00AM
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will_powder
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Shane would be proud
Dec 29 2015 12:06AM
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gperry1
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Inb4 doctor has a newschoolers account and shows up in here
Dec 29 2015 12:25AM
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treebeard
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After all these years it turns out Dr. NS is actually a real person
Dec 29 2015 12:31AM
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Blurst
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That's some real shiiiit.
Dec 29 2015 1:07AM
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Lonely
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Damn that's one hell of a doctor
Dec 29 2015 1:30AM
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Aithline
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erik.obermeyerI haven't lost yet, there's still plenty of ski season to be had...



Be on the lookout for Gnomes...I hope you have a tin of Altoids in your pocket...and maybe a tissue...
Dec 29 2015 1:49AM
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Rachy
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Squaw should put you and your brother up for a week next season so you can have a proper rematch. It's the right thing to do.
Dec 29 2015 2:11AM
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robotdna
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Did you ask him to do this for you or did he just do it out of being a cool doctor and knowing you were a skier? Either way, that's pretty great.
Dec 29 2015 3:15AM
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UFOsarereal
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laura.obermeyerOh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fact that I'm so much better than you... These points are the real deal.


Dec 29 2015 3:55AM
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rsvp
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traviasGnarchbishop?


epic
Dec 29 2015 3:57AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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That's fucking awesome. Wish my pt would do that!
Dec 29 2015 10:49AM
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.lencon
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Yo good luck on your recovery.

Could anyone explain to me what a game of gnar is? I'm kinda confused and maybe I could appreciate this thread more if I know what's going on
Dec 29 2015 10:59AM
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Mr.Bishop
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erik.obermeyerI haven't lost yet, there's still plenty of ski season to be had...

Laura, there's no way you're a pro GNAR player, I'm so much better than you.


We're going to need regular updates in this thread on your points scoring. I believe in you!
Dec 29 2015 11:11AM
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creaturelo
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traviasLaura Obermeyer you are my hero.


I say we go ahead and create an honorary title for this girl. Grand Master? Level 5 Laser Lotus? Gnarchbishop?


I will have peaked in life with a legendary thread and honorary title, and that is more than I could ever ask for.
Dec 29 2015 11:31AM
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creaturelo
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.lenconYo good luck on your recovery.

Could anyone explain to me what a game of gnar is? I'm kinda confused and maybe I could appreciate this thread more if I know what's going on


Thanks man! In short, it's the arguably greatest ski movie of all time.

https://vimeo.com/18809446
Dec 29 2015 11:32AM
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Troy.
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Thank You Based Laura
Dec 29 2015 11:40AM
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yeahno
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this is so badass
Dec 29 2015 11:48AM
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MacMahoooon
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Epic!
Dec 29 2015 12:02PM
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CheddarJack
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Yup. You win.
Dec 29 2015 12:24PM
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.Rybak.
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Mother of god......

You are a legend
Dec 29 2015 12:36PM
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PacificRimJob
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But did you do it naked?


RachySquaw should put you and your brother up for a week next season so you can have a proper rematch. It's the right thing to do.


Haha, yeah unfortunately Andy Wirth's Squaw is pretty anti-gnar these days. They won't even play Walls of Freedom or any Gaffney flick in any Squaw-owned establishment because of the current war going on in the Valley between KSL/SVH and KST/Rob Gaffney
Dec 29 2015 1:27PM
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OregonDead
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Hell yes Laura!
Dec 29 2015 1:44PM
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Andrew_M
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That letter needs to be framed immediately
Dec 29 2015 1:58PM
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B_K
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laura.obermeyerThanks man! In short, it's the arguably greatest ski movie of all time.

https://vimeo.com/18809446



Buy the book! Squallywood is my bible
Dec 29 2015 2:58PM
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