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When did you find out Santa wasn't real?

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Stinging_Roger
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For me I'm pretty sure it was third grade. I was a pretty bright kid then so I sort of just thought about it and figured it out on my own lol. Although I didn't tell my parents I knew until I was like in 5th grade because I was afraid that I wouldn't get presents anymore (I never got anything throughout the year so Christmas was my only chance to get what I wanted).
Dec 25 2015 11:19PM
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Deforestation
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Stop trying to convince me
Dec 25 2015 11:21PM
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Deepskier
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When I was 5
Dec 26 2015 12:20AM
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Mingg
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Right now.... Fuck you OP.
Dec 26 2015 12:43AM
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OregonDead
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Santa came through for me big time this morning. Op do know you have to believe to get presents from the real Santa?
Dec 26 2015 1:04AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Honestly like grade 7
Dec 26 2015 1:35AM
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theabortionator
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Im sure I believed in santa when I was really little, but my parents never really pushed the santa thing. I knew by 6 if not earlier.
Dec 26 2015 1:40AM
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KingGeedorah
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I remember having a small crisis when writing out my Christmas list when I was 6 or so. I said that I didn't believe in Santa, but I was scared that I wouldn't get presents as a result, so I convinced myself for a few more years.

kinda like pascal's wager lol
Dec 26 2015 8:06AM
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freestyler540
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I just said I believed in him to be cute when I was young, but I figured it out pretty quick when there were no tracks on the roof, no mess in the hall and mall santas couldnt be the real thing.
Dec 26 2015 8:11AM
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theBearJew
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Santa... lol
Dec 26 2015 9:37AM
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.CJ.
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I remember when I was like 7 or 8 I left a letter by the fireplace without telling my parents and I checked in the morning to see if it was still there. Sure enough... it was
Dec 26 2015 4:45PM
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THEE_wizard
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My family never celebrated christmas so I didn't even know about santa until like third or fourth grade.
Dec 26 2015 5:06PM
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.lencon
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I went into my parents room when I was little in early december and saw a bunch of gifts. I saw those same gifts christmas morning from santa and then i knew...

































































































































































































































































































































that my dad was the real santa
Dec 26 2015 6:38PM
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gnar_whal
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You guys, he's real. You just gotta believe!
Dec 26 2015 6:52PM
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Deforestation
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MinggRight now.... Fuck you OP.


Well that's odd, considering in another thread you said your brother and parents gave all your gifts.
Dec 26 2015 7:11PM
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Mingg
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Isis_rocksWell that's odd, considering in another thread you said your brother and parents gave all your gifts.


then where did this dildo come from?
Dec 26 2015 7:17PM
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Deforestation
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Minggthen where did this dildo come from?


Which dildo
Dec 26 2015 7:23PM
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Titus69
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I kinda just realized it overtime and found out through friends, probably around 4th or 5th grade I guess. Wasn't really upset, I still get presents so its chill.
Dec 26 2015 8:22PM
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GrapeHunter
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oh santa is real boy ;))) you just wait
Nov 12 2016 11:33AM
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OregonDead
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Lol at all the kids in this thread that get skipped over by the real Santa. Your parents should just let you face the consequences of your disbelief instead of trying to fake it for you. Let's just give everyone a ribbon even if they can't follow the rules.
Nov 14 2016 2:05PM
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iced
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honesty I found out in like grade 3 or 2. I was just joking with the fam and said "i know santa isnt real". They asked how i found out. I got the shit culture shocked out of me
Nov 14 2016 8:14PM
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