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skiinjected
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so last night i got my tire slashed by a kid on my lacrosse team that claims we 'stole his beer'. so the fucker is going to get it monday, we have some ideas of what to do but i need somethine good,











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Jan 15 2005 12:22PM
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skiinjected
Posts: 631 - Karma: 11
fuck, Slashing











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Jan 15 2005 12:23PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
call the po-lice. if he's underage he can get it for having beer in the first place, and he slashed ur tires, yay, u win either way


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Jan 15 2005 12:42PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
The police can't do shit^ prove it... i bet nobody saw him do it
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Jan 15 2005 12:45PM
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Anathema
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One of my buddy went out to his car one day and it was resting on the underbody. Somebody jacked his tires. It's like... the stage after slashing tired. Just steal them.
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Jan 15 2005 1:57PM
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the stage after slashing tires***
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Jan 15 2005 1:57PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
dud give it to him real good, now matter how pissed someone gets never bring vehicles(sp?) into the situation welll what you could do if he wanted to bring your vehicle in it you could run him over.
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Jan 15 2005 2:02PM
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EastcoastAR5
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Do absolutley anything that you cannot get in serious trouble for first and then after that beat his ass.

Or do it like cartman did...hold a chili contest at your house and capture his parents and cook them into your chili and feed it to him
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Jan 15 2005 2:07PM
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SchweitzerSki
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mountain dew, eggs, mayo, mustard, toilet paper, ketchup, vaseline. i suggest you do this. cover the fuckers car in vaseine first, us rubber gloves for it, then put all the oter ingredients on it on top of the vaseline. vaseline is the best because it is water repellent and it's a bitch to clean off. the put sugar in his gas tank. the best part about that is you can't tell what happened to the car when it dies and they need a new engine.
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Jan 15 2005 2:16PM
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k2yeags
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you should just steal his tires
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Jan 15 2005 2:25PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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except the car still runs even with a mixture of more sugar than gas. I saw it on mythbusters.

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Jan 15 2005 2:25PM
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Lé.Skiing
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itsbackflip time you seen that episode too, that was crazy... what you should do is just put a shitload of oil in his gas tank or water under the sparkplugs so it will hydolic his heangin and crack the block
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Jan 15 2005 2:31PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
just take his tires and leave an empty case of beer and a note sayin 'fuck you'
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Jan 15 2005 3:01PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
wire some fucking c4 to his car, thatll take care of things

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Jan 15 2005 3:27PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
have a hidden tape and get hiim talking about his slashing ur tires. i do it all the time in my spare time.


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Jan 15 2005 3:50PM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
make his car a convertible






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Jan 15 2005 3:51PM
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twix_182
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and if it is a convertible, make it a non-convertible


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Jan 15 2005 3:52PM
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ECshredder
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dude just get a rag and a lighter, put the rag in the gas tank and the light that bitch and run, screw tires

Jan 15 2005 4:27PM
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Craigskis
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Diesil in a gas engine should fuck it up pretty bad that would be great
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Jan 15 2005 4:38PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
jack up his car and steal one of his wheels and dont give it back till he buys u a new tire
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Jan 15 2005 5:01PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
take all 4 of his tires off, lower the vehicle, and take off wiht his tires, or put them up in trees




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Jan 15 2005 5:38PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
Get into his car and cut a very small hole in the padding of the drivers seat, then get a needle that someone with aids has used. Place the needle in the hole so when he gets in his car and sits down he get's pricked in the ass and voila he has aids.
Jan 15 2005 6:05PM
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12ParkRat60
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brass knuckles and make sure he eats through a straw for the rest of his life

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Jan 15 2005 6:26PM
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CalgaryJibber
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call some friends, and fuck him up. I tell ya, someone slashed my tires theyd be lookin straight down hte barrel
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Jan 15 2005 6:32PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
put a fart bag in the seat, but instead of filling it with air, fill it with sme noxious gas, so when he sis down he farts, and knocks himself out....thats be frakky, and blow his tres with some m80
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Jan 15 2005 7:19PM
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mattster
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slash his tires but then fill them with quick dry cement/ pull his window down andfill his car with a sunday newspaper (crumple every page up loosely that will be a bitch to clean up )
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Jan 15 2005 7:47PM
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nsnski240
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put cigarettes in his gas tank - it'll fry the cylinders and his car will be shot...after that, beat the fuck out of him



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Jan 15 2005 7:53PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
wow the people of ns know too much about this stuff.

just write a note that says

'im going to kill you'



and just leave it at that, he will freak the hell out









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Jan 15 2005 8:57PM
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spyder1
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take some expanding foam that you can buy at homebuilding center. the shit that is for insulation and get a big bottle and fill his tail pipe up with foam then take all four tires off his car and leave the car on blocks and hide all of the tires





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Jan 15 2005 10:01PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
or you could get a bag full of shit and rub it into the carpet under every seat of his car
Jan 15 2005 11:31PM
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rocktheLPs
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put a banana in his tail pipe then when his friend comes and says i aint fallin for no banana in my tail pipe mock him.

or cut his brakes
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Jan 15 2005 11:54PM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
Put a hole in his airplane cockpit so when he starts to go up he will realize the plane is not pressurizing and all his meters will go off and he will have to land with either a full tank of gas or drop it and waste money or he will dieee.

I don't nkow, he might have an airplane, you never told us! SLASH YOUR FACE OFF AHGLKJ:EJG
Jan 16 2005 2:13AM
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skier27
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jam something really small into his keyholes and superglue them completely shut..with lots of glue...he wont be using his car for a while after that.



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Jan 16 2005 7:48AM
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devine
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some of u guys are twisted......

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Jan 16 2005 8:16AM
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davidh
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pour karo syrup (corn syrup) into his tank. A lot of corn syrup. Like, three or four bottles. Then next time he starts his car, nothing will happen. Then when he tries to start it next, it will have seized. You can do all other sorts of shit to ruin his car. I recommend not doing the karo syrup idea, just because a new engine is a helluva lot more expensive than some new tires, but that's up to you. You could also put a nail in his tires. Put a nail in all four tires (careful not to make them go flat) and next time he drives he'll have to pull off with four flat tires. try explaining that to the tow truck. haha.
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Jan 16 2005 8:35AM
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bring guns to school.



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Jan 17 2005 12:35AM
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Cork5Guy
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dog shit on his face and in his car, and i like the vasoline, mustard, etc idea. that's fuckin hilarious
Jan 17 2005 1:02AM
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aclsarescary
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Jack his car up and take off all the bolts to his tires, take off one of his tires and all the bolts with you.
Jan 17 2005 1:09AM
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freeze_pooter
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pee in some beer bottles and give em to him and say sorry for stealin his beer and i hope this will make ammends
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Jan 17 2005 2:56AM
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davidh
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best idea so far^. mix it with some soda water so when he opens it it gives the noise like beer. Oh god that would be funny.
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Jan 17 2005 3:27AM
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^^ do that. kinda like van wilder
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Jan 17 2005 6:16AM
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Ghst
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ahhh.theres something like anarchist cookbook and it has this crazy pagr on revenge,ill find it....
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Jan 17 2005 7:41AM
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have fun.
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Jan 17 2005 7:43AM
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ryan.c
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light his ride n the rest of his beer on fire
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