Birthdays and Car Crashes

WOW, what a terrible night. Less than a week after being charged with mischief under $5000 (don't ask), I go out to celebrate my buddy Justin's (Trixta) 19th birthday. So we hit up the clubs...and I'm the dd,using my other friend Jesse's brand new Saturn Ion. So the nights going super well, and it comes to closing time. Then Jesse gets punched in the grill by some tough wigger, and since he was on the dancefloor with his chick, and none of us were around, he was essentially defenseless. So he leaves with a black eye. Meanwhile Justin hooks up with two chicks, and tells me he won't be needing a ride home, he's going back to Carleton U dorms with them. Nice buddy, happy birthday.

So a bunch of friends we were with decide to try and bum rides in Jesse's Ion. It seats 5, and he tells everyone they can come, so we end up driving 8 people home. And the majority of them live on the entire other side of town too. So I oblige, and we are off. After dropping 4 of them off, I'm leaving Darina's (lucyford) street, and theres a 90 degree turn absolutely covered in ice. I take it at about 15 km/h, and use the brakes, but I still start to skid.

We end up hitting a snowbank nose first. It was Jesse, myself, Daly (dfresh), and Bowers (sloth) in the car. And we didnt think it was all that bad. After all, it was pretty unavoidable, and we only hit snow, right? Wrong, there was a giant ice bounder in these people's snowbank, and it turns out that Jesse's front bumper is shattered into a million peices on the right side. And whats worse...I was driving it.

Long story short, we are screwed. So screwed. I dont really know what else to say except that Jesse is over at my place for the night because we don't want his parents to see his car. Snd it's 5:07 am, and we are mentally exhausted. I gotta go. Life sucks.

-Joel



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

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I don't condone this.